She wanted to bash his face in and tie him up with his own damn piggin' string. Maka Albarn, next in line to inherit her mama's cattle ranch, tries to deal with a new cowboy on her land. Soul/Maka, cowboy!AU. Rated for future content.

Maka's a detective on a mission, and nothing is going to get in her way. AU! Eventual M and Soul/Maka. Warning for language. *Updated and edited for grammar, awkwardness, consistency...that weird way I used to do dialog and my inability to stick with a tense. The story itself is mostly the same, but I hope that you take a moment to give it a reread and enjoy the new chapter!*

Soul and Maka meet at a small liberal arts college; romance, bickering, and hilarity ensues. Slowest burn you'll ever read. Slice of life style going by date entries. Accompanying art can be found linked on my blog linked from my profile.

The early ones suck so feel free to start from the back and work forward until they stop being decent. Short drabbles and oneshots all centered around the Wally and Artemis pairing and/or the individual characters. Some are prompted by friends on Tumblr and some are purely my own doing. Ratings vary from K-T. Enjoy!

" In fact, she already had a plan formulating in her head, and it was time to scrap any trace of Eater from this wall. This wall would belong to her in the end, she was freakin' sure of it." Street Art/Tagger AU. Rated for language and future adult content.

SoulMaka - OneShot Collection. Chapter 26 - Angst Prompts: 4 prompts requested on tumblr.

A collection of onshots inspired by songs. Most stories will be SPITFIRE, but they will also be interspersed with team adventures. They will range from humorous, dramatic, hurt/comfort, friendship, adventure, and ridiculous...Individual chapters are broken down on my profile. (Chapter 56: Wonderbeetle)

A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

Stiles hated this. He hated lying, he hated the secrecy and he was beginning to hate that he had to pretend he was fine when he felt like he was falling apart. Takes place just after Abomination. AU. Slow build. Slash. Sterek.

AU. Love, life, and letting go. Apparently, Australian immigrant Temari no Sabaku still has a lot to learn. One-sided ShikaTema. ShikaIno.

And the world spins madly on. —Sasuke/Sakura.

A series of ShikaIno One-Shots based off different themes: Seduction, Marriage, Ino-Shika-Cho, a Bar...

Sakura Haruno hates her job. Prospects are as low as six feet under, mortality rate is all over the place and she's number one on scary employee of the year. But people are being kidnapped and Sakura's got to learn to play nice with the newbie, Sasuke Uchiha, if she's going to survive finding the culprit.

AU. It's those small moments you end up remembering for the rest of your life.

Haruno Sakura's average normal life takes a drastic new turn when the smartest, richest, and handsomest teenage male in Konohagakure Preparatory High agrees to tutor her in her weakest subject, but it's not only Math he's interested in teaching. SasuSaku

London, 1801. In her quest to halt the amorous escapades of her philandering father, Lady Maka Albarn stumbles upon some well-kept secrets, dangerous - yet intriguing - people, and several magical 'trinkets'. Stein's incognito assistant, however, stumbles upon something else entirely. AU, no wielding, SoMa

My Puckleberry collection. It includes fills to the PuckRachel drabble meme over LJ. #26: We used to be best buddies, but now we're not. I wish you'd tell me why. (Late birthday gift for gleek06216).

Future Fic. Set during Senior Year. Derek is gone and Stiles is left holding the baby...well, a cheery three year old named Leah actually. While Derek searches for her mom, Stiles plays daddy. When the sour-alpha wolf returns with his ex in toe, things get strained between Stiles and Derek. Especially now that's they've realized just what they mean to each other. NO BETA. SLASH.

Ever dreamt of that perfect pizza delivery guy showing up at your doorstep? Maka can't really sympathize, since he's working at the neighboring cash register, and left her with the one that has the receipt paper jams. Lazy asshole. Pizzeria AU. Cheesy, and you don't know the half of it.

AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.

"Find me a girl who doesn't like me for my looks and then we'll talk." Sasuke Uchiha is about to realise that love waits for no man, and that it can, quite literally, bump into you when you least expect it. Sasusaku AU

AU. When Maka went to the first time to the club she never thought she would meet someone like Soul Eater. No matter how handsome he was she was less than impressed by his personality. But slowly things come to light and she can't help but to fall for him

There are new hunters in Beacon Hills and they have shown extreme interest in Stiles. Stiles would normally be flattered if anyone took an interest in him, but this attention has Stiles queasy with fear. Derek is assigning pack members to protect him but Stiles just wants to spend more time with Derek.

Derek/Stiles. MPREG. Kink meme fill in which every werewolf and shapeshifter in Beacon Hills is aware that Stiles is pregnant before he is. And the first baby!werewolf being born into a pack is apparently a big freakin' deal, and excuse enough for everyone to lose their damn minds. Stiles figuring out why everyone is being so weird around him is just the beginning.

Derek sighed again, "There's something Stiles needs to understand" he said "It's a known fact that Werewolves are very possessive. That's why Lydia and Allison haven't been targeted because they smell like their mates – like pack" Stiles' eyebrows furrowed "Why don't I smell like pack" he was clearly offended. "It's quite hard to smell like pack when you're not a wolf or sleeping

His attention is everything Ino wanted, and she is willing to do anything for it. ShikaIno.

The soul's form and shape depends on each person, and how they respond to the world around them. Maka can see souls but she doesn't always understand them - especially when it comes to her own weapon and best friend. Soul x Maka drabble / one-shot series

How long does it take for two people who are seemingly destined to be together to fall in love? Longer than you may think, as love doesn't erupt from a shock of realization, but grows slowly from a series of moments and a lingering feeling. Spitfire.

I know it isn't the best title. Sakura just uprooted her life from Suna to Konoha. "Life isn't easy" "...oh how true that is..." MultiSaku. Non-Massacre. AU.

Stiles has been working in his call-centre booth for nearly 5 years when he first hears the voice of the new IT guy. Surely anyone who sounds like that has got to be H.O.T Stiles takes it upon himself to get to know him better. The only problem is, he's got no idea what he looks like... - Prompted by Dyren: Derek and Stiles both work at a call centre together...

BALLET AU. He wants to capture her music and put it in a box all for himself.

Chapter 17: Anomaly - Scientists don't normally like anomalies, but Wally makes an exception in Artemis' case. A missing moment set in the middle of The Usual Suspects. Please review! XD

Zumba not only leads to firmer butts and well-worked cores, but also a hunky new teach (that she knows?) with a new work out regimen. But how is Maka supposed to know it was her fluttering heart doing all of the exercising? Dear lord, this was probably payback for sneaking in that glazed doughnut before lunch. Zumba AU, if you couldn't tell.

Conner Kent can't seem to get Superman to acknowledge him, but what if Superboy were to befriend a reporter for the Daily Planet, Clark Kent, instead?

"Hybrid mutation. Human consumption heightens senses and raises body temperature. Prolonged use may cause skin to exude a scent which seems to mesmerize werewolves, rendering them helpless." Sterek

The only battle Artemis can't fight alone is the battle against math. Three times in her sophomore year, she sucks it up and surprises herself by letting the Cave's resident speedster help her out. Spitfire. Three-parter.

A collection of various ficlets for Soul Eater, from the very short to the not quite as short. Some will be M, others K , exploring relationships and friendships and whatever strikes my personal fancy. Primarily but not exclusively Soul/Maka. UPDATED with Maka dancing and Soul maybe staring a bit.

Sakura Uzumaki Naruto's younger sister is finally dating Sasuke and they are finding that the sex, the love, and the relationship are great. But of course obstacles will insure and they will find that True Love has a lot more coming for them. -Sequel-

Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.

His gaze returned to her, no longer lazy, but serious and steadfast; "I have thought about kissing you every single day you've been gone. And you know why?"

MERMAID AU. Falling hard for the mermaid he was supposed to hunt was not part of the plan but, then again, he was never one for plans anyway.

The drama that ensues when the infamous Spartoi is laid low by the love potion Nyne, the latest word in hormonal warfare. Crack pairings that straighten out into: SoMa, Black/Tsu, Patti/Kid. M for swearing and deliciousness later on. Basically Completed!

Sharing a bed with her partner had long ago ceased to be an issue for Maka, but it was an entirely different matter when erections were involved, erections that were pressed against her butt. Just what she needed on top of a mission they seemed to be doomed to fail spectacularly.

Is there a time when they can just shut up, make out and hook up already? The Glee club are sick of their bickering so they take matters into their own hands... PxR FTW and KxOC if you can call it that!

Because Maka has dignity, Soul is an adorable bumbler, and Blair is not one to pass up on a photo-op. Based of the comic by Miyaow.

ZOMBIE AU. In a city overrun by the undead, getting out was the only way to go from the very beginning.

It's been 3 years since Sasuke defeated his brother and he now lives a peaceful life in Konoha. It's time for him to rebuilt his clan, but it takes two to have children. SxS and others minor pairings. Rated M for later chapters

It's strange not having Soul around, but they talk to each other every night. Soul/Maka, shameless phonesex PWP written for Zoms.

WEREWOLF AU. Because, really, she didn't need to know that he was all ready to join the elder wolves and he already had a female all picked out and it certainly wasn't her because, like he said, who'd wanna' spend the rest of forever with a violent, pedantic, flat chest like her?

A series of Maka-centric stories. Black Star gets gum stuck in Maka's hair. Can she get it out before it's too late? What vengeance awaits Black Star?

"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.

One-shot A/U. Maka and Soul are both called to Jury Duty on the same day. Can they make the day any less than boring? !LEMON! within!

A short one-shot of Wally and Artemis while they were showing Roy in S02E03 No beta help because I just needed to get this up.

Ino and Shikamaru try the friends with benefits thing. Try being the key word. .:Heavy T, bordering light M:.

A little broken, a little bloody, they're partners still. Set after the Salvage Chapters of the manga. SMUT ALERT Prompt fill for #48-Soul/Maka Comfort Sex over at Souleaterpromptarchive Tumblr.

She can't help it, she's enthralled with those teeth. Soul/Maka, oral fixation, shameless PWP smut. Special thanks to Marsh of Sleep for the use of "shark-bear"

Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan

AU. Wally West was kind of sweet and sweet was her specialty. Spitfire.

Derek and Casey are off to Kingston for university. Assumptions are made, conclusions are drawn, issues arise, and problems ensue. Multichapter. Dasey.

Two's company, three's a crowd...especially when the third one still poops in her pants. Co-written and concepts by .Poisoned Scarlet

"You have no idea how much I want to hit you right now" "Next time catch yourself while you're falling."

If Shelby couldn't handle a grown child, how could she handle a baby?

Between flirtatious banter and bickering matches, its moments like this that truly frustrate her.

"I know you’ll find a way to take care of him. Tell him I love him very much and I’ll be back one day. Be good to him, Rebecca."

She'll get evidence regarding Soul and Maka's blossoming romance if it's the last thing she does before she goes to the salon.

Wally knows something's up when he finds Artemis in the kitchen staring hard at a notebook with a spoon in her hand and a container of Nutella sitting nearby. Finals fluff, Waltermis.

She had never had a real Christmas. And over the years, Artemis had grown to hate the holiday. But when the teleportation tubes throw her into a strange city on Christmas Eve, Artemis finds that maybe this Christmas could be something worthwhile.

After "Secrets", Wally and Artemis make an unexpected connection; what follows is the stuff of dreams.

It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.

The things this girl convinced him to do.

After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls

Continuation of 'Routines', 'T is for Tuesday' and 'This Week's Forcast: WTF'. Dick isn't happy about Artemis's comments about Batgirl and Robin - when he uncovers a surprising fact about her, he can't help but use it against her. He IS a troll. SPITFIRE.

It isn't often she does it.

Wally had a lot of things to think about. Luckily, the halls of the Cave were quiet enough to hold his deep thoughts. Wally/Artemis. Based after the events of 'Failsafe'. Read 'Nightmare' for the sequel.

It was a well-known fact that after Tuesday, the rest of the week read WTF. This may have had something to do with the fact that Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon wouldn't stop trolling Artemis. Part 3 companion of "Routines" and "T is for Tuesday."

Artemis, under the influence of an unknown gas released by Poison Ivy's plants infused with Wotan's magic, has a dream about the future she shares with the world's most irritating speedster. But was it really a dream after all?

There was no forewarning, no possible way to prepare himself. Sasuke Uchiha wasn't so foolish that he thought he could handle this problem. His source of trouble being a certain pink haired team mate that insisted on being full of surprises.

T is for Troll; T is for Testing the Limit of Arty's Self-Control. Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon trolling Artemis Crock at school? Of course it was bound to happen. Requested by crunchydill on Tumblr. Part 2 of Satellites on Parade's 'Routines'.

Sometimes band aids fixed more than scrapes, cuts, and broken bones. Spitfire fluff towards the end. Rated T for swearing .

Artemis would love to get through one day without being trolled by Dick Grayson and his redheaded compadre, Babs Gordon. It would certainly make it a lot harder to be weirded out by his striking resemblance to one of her teammates.

He was absolutely certain she was releasing some sort of toxic substance that was going to kill them all...Only, he was having a difficult time proving it...WxA.

If Sakura were to tell the truth, there's nothing quite as satisfying as getting under Sasuke Uchiha's skin. She rather enjoys making him lose his self control. Sasusaku

Artemis bets Wally that he can't outdo any of the kisses she's got under her belt. He disagrees. Requested by Cloaks and Daggers.

Her nails were always black, that is until they came back from Bialya. Robins determined to piece it together. That and why all of a sudden KF became a mute. Crackish.

Post 1x12, "Homefront" — Despite everything she's been through, she had never felt the kind of terror before that she felt when his head went under water.

Watching Wally interact with his mentor and everyone else, Artemis comes to an understanding of sorts. It's not the place, it's the people. Takes place directly after "Homefront." No pairings.

A Spitfire fanatic's version.

All the different 'what if' scenarios to Maka and Soul's relationship. A series of strictly AU one-shots dedicated to fluffy SoMa deliciousness.

"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."

An overused premise. Soul tries to keep his cool but Maka makes things really difficult. M for language and combustible lemons. SoMa. Implied TsuStar.

"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.

The gangs life at SHU is about to get interesting. Everyone has changed a little and it looks like fate is bringing two people together. Can they make through the obstacles their so called friends put in their way.

Partner fic to Strung Out! – Thirty days without his meister was nothing for someone as cool as him… right?

AU! Part III of III in the Quicksand series! – Because life was nothing more than a free fall, right?

Just because G has a sound, it doesnt mean it's a note - it's a way of living. It's a G, it's a Sol and it's a Sun. And it's so much more than a way to trasmit wavelenght.

Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.

One bitter scythe and his two best friends equals three angry men. Throw four girls into the mix and a crap load of Chinese food, and you got yourself a story.

Among the rotting bodies and decaying morals of man kind, Soul and Maka strive for a sense of normalcy. Unfortunately, between their growing feelings for each other and running from zombies, they certainly have their hands full. OneShot.

AU: This morning, she was worried about making a fool of herself and fangirling over him. Now she's wondering how on earth she's going to make their on-stage love affair seem at all believable.

Future-Gen! It started off as a simple game of hide and seek.

Stretching out his arms, following his meister into the sand, Soul couldn't help but feel utterly smug that it was his jacket she was wearing and no one else's.

Maka never liked scary movies. Still doesn't. Soul always loved horror flicks. Maka only makes them better.

"A person can only be so clueless. But recent events suggested that that observation did not apply to the headstrong Death Scythes of the world." Maka's frustration and Soul's oblivion lead life in an unpredictable direction. Smut, stupidity, silliness

Warning: slight Crack! Because the great Black Star knew he could do what Liz and her posse failed to... like a boss.

Sam and Feddie are in the same boat; their moms are driving them insane. What will happen when they try and take the wheel on their own life. SEDDIE

And then, just as Soul laced their fingers experimentally, the safety of the lights went out, and black unraveled like ribbons and wrapped around them both.

Artemis's transfer to Gotham Academy didn't exactly go according to plan. Thankfully, she has understanding teammates who know how to make quick getaways. KF/Artemis fluff toward the end.

An awkward post-mission situation involving booby traps, some swearing, uncomfortable proximity, and chemical reactions. Rating is a bit borderline T/M.

Total cliche' but worth the read. Set after A Merry Glee Christmas. Mr. Schue assigns another duet competition and Rachel and Puck are partners. Puckleberry among other couples.

"We can't just do this because you think it might somehow improve our soul bond. You have to... want it." He fisted his hand, staring at the dusty floor. "You have to trust me."

/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

The McDonald-Venturis hit off summer with their first full family vacation, but will the summer romance that breaks out change the meaning of 'family? Dasey. Some spoilers for LWD movie

He's got his fan club. But now, so does Sakura. And in the interest of personal safety, Sasuke needs a girlfriend for a day. It's White Day in Konoha and shenanigans will be had. Sasusaku.

Because her Spartoí uniform won't cut it at eighteen.

...but Soul needs to seriously control his temper and Maka needs some aspirin.

"That idea surprisingly didn't bother her too much, she knew Soul had some tendencies even if he didn't admit to them." After a night of "playing a little too rough" and possibly finding new tendencies and wants what will happen? OneShot SoulXMaka LEMON

One-shots between a meister and her weapon. "Claim her, she's yours. Show her who she belongs to. Own her. Take her body, take her soul, take what is rightfully yours."

"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.

Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.

She thinks marriage is really just a load of bull, and he believes it's rather political. Soul/Maka, rated T for language. Manga spoilers from the Operation Baba Yaga Castle arc.

/Sasu&Saku/ For people who have gotten themselves in this sticky situation. Worry no more, because this easy step-by-step guide has been proven to help readers achieve desired results!

She was only trying to help Kurt with his nerves over his first date with Blaine; she ends up getting much more.

Under pressure from his advisors, Otokage Uchiha Sasuke must find a matriarch to carry on his bloodline. When Team Hawk returns with a flawless beauty, he can't believe their choice for him is a woman he hasn't seen in almost eight years...SasuSaku.

After observing their friends spending time together, Liz and Patty want to know: Are Soul and Maka dating or are they just good friends?

When Kurt leaves school that only leaves 1 main target for all of Karofsky's anger. Warnings: attempted sexual assault

The Book of Eibon had a way of influencing you – within or outside its dusty pages.

Because Blair's magic should never be taken lightly – a two-piece tale of troublesome spells and the repercussions that come with it.

/SasuSaku/ But right when she caught the look in his eyes, one that was far too surprisingly honest, she caught herself thinking that maybe, yes, he did mean to praise her.

Because her papa was a womanizer and her mama abandoned her in favor of bigger and better things. But he's still there

After being rejected by Finn for good how will Rachel move on? Who will be there to hold her hand and how will she change him too?

Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku

America gets jealous because it seems to him that his boyfriend is spending way too much time with France.

Sakura doesn't have a date to the dance. What'll she do if her friends set up a personal ad for her on the school website? What'll she do when some of her school's hottest guys reply? Who will she chose? Saku x Everyone. THIS IS A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT.

"The first time a girl climbs into bed with me, it's not sexy or a precursor to something sexy. I mean, for God's sake it's Casey!" While sharing an apartment at Queen's, Casey seeks comfort in Derek during a thunderstorm.

What happens on a humid day with Sakura, the cheerleading captain, and Sasuke, the soccer captain? Well, read to find out. Sasusaku. AU. T for mature suggestions.

What if fate hadn't thrown a tumor-shaped monkey wrench into Brennan's plans for a baby? What if Booth had agreed to be her donor? An AU look at how one tiny life changes everything. A series of one-shots with a linear plot.

After Gibby and Tasha break up, Sam comes up with a plan to take his mind off things. In the span of 24 hours, things change between Sam, Freddie, Carly, and Gibby. They learn things about themselves and each other, and most of all, have fun. Seddie/Cibby

"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.

If we do the unthinkable, would it make us look crazy?

They thought they were so sly - and they probably were, all things considered. But Tsubaki saw it all. Too bad Black Star did, too.

Beautiful. White dressed, walking elegantly, bouquet on hands, -“Naruto… I’m happy.”- she never before faked a real smile better. // Insane. The look on his face insane as he headed to Konoha -“Let’s go.”- with his stained sword on hand. /SasuSaku//

High School AU. Sick of her boyfriend's laziness, Ino questions whether being with him is worth the trouble. But Shikamaru isn't sure he's prepared to give up his precious cloud watching and sleeping, even if it is to save his relationship. ShikaIno

He was so angry from his argument with Quinn and the second he saw Rachel, he was fixated on her. It was like something d he was well aware of how ridiculous that sounded. Because he and Rachel Berry weren't suppose to click.

She is the only one who gets to see the true Puck.

In reality? Noah doesn't belong to either of them – he's hers / AU from Laryngitis. Puckleberry.

"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!

One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.

New Directions is out of town for a competition when Rachel, who is terrified of the dark, and Puck end up in an elevator during a blackout. Smut ensues.

Rachel Berry loves blowpops. And Noah Puckerman loves watching her love blowpops. Puckleberry SMUT. Heavy smut.

Puck is a liar. Rachel's contributing to his massive web of deceit.

Puck gets creative to get what he wants from Rachel. Written for the Drabble Meme at puckrachel on LJ. From the prompt Puck steals a baby.

Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it

Finn slushies Rachel instead of Kurt in Mash-Up...Puck is not down with that.

"Damn, do you remember them all?" Puck & Rachel. Crushes, sex, and the theft and redistribution of pink star-tipped markers.

Chapter 16: "I know! He'll tell you…that he's sorry, he loves you, you two can get married and you can be my sister in law and make many little pink haired babies so I can finally be an uncle!" [SasuSaku] DISCONTINUED

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

Sex, lies, and videotape.

He never really considered Rachel a woman always a girl; just a girl until he's standing in the hall and he sees her round the corner. PR Oneshot

Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.

"You're not anything special, you know. You're just some hot guy that everyone wants." Sasusaku. Oneshot.

Shikamaru was in every sense of the word, a genius. Yet there had always been one thing about Ino he could never work out. ShikaIno. Revised.

OneShot. Sam needs some help with something, and asks Freddie if he can help her. The problem is she never expected him to be more help than she thought. Seddie. Rated M for Lemon.

He doesn't expect Rachel to be good at poker, and there's no way he's going to let her beat him. Turns out that when the stakes are high, Puck comes to play. "Whoever loses has to be the other's slave."

R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"

Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.

[Deleted]Despite his pride, can Sasuke finally get Sakura to understand that he can't live without her? Will she ever believe him? There's more to love than just lust and desire. And what's this? Sakura's engaged...to another man? God help him. SasXSak : Rated M!

"And also because of the musical orgasm, I'm kind of addicted to those." Puck and Rachel have a little fun in the studio! Same universe as Win Win, M for a reason although this is a bit more on the fluffy side.

Booth and Brennan work a case that pushes them both to their limits, and into each other's arms.

In dreams, he comes to her. It’s not her fault her subconscious wants him so badly. // Written for GoingVintage who won me at the Support Stacie Author Auction. Warning: Adult themes.

Noah and Rachel play a game where they both win. Smuckelberry smutty puckelberry futurefic one-shot! Rated M, you've been deliciously warned!

When Puck woke up from his dream ridiculously hard, sweating and panting, he decided it was all Madonna’s fault. Puckleberry!smut

Fifty reasons why, Uchiha Sasuke must never fall in love with Haruno Sakura. Reason Ten: Orochimaru?

Unknown to her school,Sakura is suddenly thrusted into the world of Sasuke Uchiha. "I don't want all this fame and attention, so why me!" "Are you an idiot? Because you saved my life!So shut up, smile, and be my girlfriend."SasSak

Miserably, Sasuke glared at the offending date on Sakura's calendar. Fourteen days. He had a measly fourteen days to woo his longtime teammate, and steal her right from underneath his brother's nose. All in a day's work, he thought to himself. AU

How they had gone from talking about their weekend plans into an argument about this subject was beyond him. Vignette series. Now playing part eighteen: Candy

In which Rachel decides that she wants to break out of her shell just a little bit. By total fluke, Puck helps her do it. Puck/Rachel 2-part story. Rated M for chapter 2

Sasusaku: Sakura is an ANBU captain whose life is changing for the better, until Sasuke and Team Hebi come to asassinate the elders and stir everything up. Major: SasuxSaku, Minor: NaruxHina, NejixTen, ShikaxIno, etc. Rated M for future lemons!

When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina

Had Sasuke ever shown gratitude towards someone? Ever said “thank you”- even once? Karin found herself already hating them, if they ever truly existed.// SasuSaku, Kinda NaruHina/SuiKa.

In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.

Sasuke Uchiha was THE GUY to be in college. Five years later he's a nobody struggling to find work. But after a chance encounter with a certain pink-haired woman he finds that his luck starts to change, literally. AU

She had loved that song when they first heard it. It was now ironic how it matched her life / AU spin from 'Journey', not spoilerish though.

For as long as I remember, the Uchiha’s had been my neighbors. They’re son and I have grown to hate each other, but after not seeing me for a year, why is he looking at me so…strangely lately? Is he, no don’t tell me…is he falling in love with me? SasuSak

AU. Sasu/Saku. When his father asked him to take the lead of the Uchiha enterprises, Sasuke's thoughts would have never led him to a hot, pink secretary who would change his life forever.

In New York City, Rachel and Puck decide that having no plans for the weekend is a special occasion. Guiltless smut, very little plot.

Rachel. Puck. A Cheerios uniform. PWP

He decided that they resonated better than any two notes on the piano. SoulxMaka

Sasuke returns back to Kohona, after he killed Itachi, and together with Orochimaru complete the village massacre with Naruto getting away and Sakura taken as a prisoner. She is left under his control. But what are his motives behind his actions?

Sasu/Saku. Sakura has a mission. Sasuke, currently a member of Akatsuki, has one, too. Saying that he gets angry when he learns that she is in a bar flirting with his target would be an understatement. That, until he finds out the guy is her target, too.

Because some lines just have to meet eventually.

a rachel/puck fic. no particular episode, but after puck joined glee, and before "mash-up". rachel has a new boyfriend, and puck gets jealous! please R&R!

Not all change is bad. It started when she went to school one day in a Cheerio outfit and when her dreams about tall, adorable boys were replaced with mohawks and Neil Diamond songs. Puck/Rachel

Derek grasps her hand, and Emily thinks that this moment is all that she has imagined. Except it's not. Unrequited Love Series-Standalones: Emily

Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!

After thirty kisses, he loved the taste of honey. ShikamaruxIno, prompted oneshots written for the LJ thirty kisses community.

I was just sitting by the window of my favorite coffee shop,just reading the paper.When I hear a voice that took me out of my concentration.There Standing in a light peach summer dress,was a girl that left me breathless. But who is she? On hold

“Just admit it… you need me.” :Dasey:

A little bit of sweat rolls down my temple because it is just way to freaking hot. Dasey. Los Angeles AU. Casey's POV.

Rachel, much to Puck’s dismay, forgot what happened the night of Finn’s party and has to figure out what to do to try and stop his like for her. Sequel to Don’t Stop Believing.

Written for the prompt: Sam/Freddie, Sam starts a rumor around Ridgeway that Freddie has a small penis. He confronts her and proves that, actually, quite the opposite is true. Smut.

Undoubtedly, this was one of the worst situations to land yourself in—barely dressed and pinned against a tree by your long lost teammate who you’ve spent years trying to hunt down. Brilliant. She didn’t know whether to be more frightened or embarrassed.

After a confusing encounter, Naruto tries to make things right. Only, things are not quite what they seem. Naruto learns first hand that sometimes, curiosity can lead to far bigger surprises than you expect.

Team 7 goes undercover for a mission, but Sasuke struggles to maintain professionalism when Sakura looks like...THAT. Sexyfuntimes with SasuSaku.

Sakura is undercover and going to all boys school! can she hide her gender? and what with her mean roommate? Sasuxsaku...maybe Naruhina...NOT NARUSAKU! although i love that pairing... other pairing

New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I

Maka has been having the same dream every night for the past two months. What she doesn't know is that Soul has been having them, too. Oneshot, slight lemon. *UNDER RECONSTRUCTION*

Maka and Soul need to achieve perfect harmony in their soul resonance. Professor Stein has an...interesting solution. Rated T for the obvious reason. SoulMaka.

Sam and Freddie make a cake for Carly’s 17th birthday. Rated M for a reason!

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

Sequel to Tradition--Ino groaned as she ducked low, using the booth for cover. She had been avoiding him for two weeks straight now, ever since their return from Suna.

When Konoha’s Kunoichi Preparatory and Shinobi Academy merge, the four commanding ‘monarchs’ of either school struggle for reign, spectacularly clash, and inexplicably find the enemy attractive. -SasuSaku- -NaruHina- -ShikaIno- -NejiTen-

It was unreal, he could get anything he wanted… anything at all. The pink haired girl sitting at his table frowned but he didn't seem to notice… he didn't seem to see that she had lost everything.. she was a slave to her own power

Sakura is the school's anchor woman and she's the best.Her partner is Sasuke..Come see what it's like in her daily school life being a cheerleader and an anchor at the same time.It's pretty hard.And it's no better that she's falling in love with Sasuke!

Thompson High Theater presents the musical “Wicked”, and who better to play the role of Elphaba than Casey McDonald herself? Don’t worry, Derek, Casey and Noel won’t share too many romantic scenes. Dasey one-shot.

Derek and Casey have a little tete a tete over the game of poker. When Derek likens the experience to the fine art of dating, Casey is left to wonder if there isn't more to the conversation than meets the eye. Dasey fluffiness!

Because sometimes, there are more interesting things in cafes than the coffee.

Soul always wondered why she cared that he protected her. How she cried when he did. But he thought he already knew the answer. However, Maka proves him wrong during a restless night.

Team Seven friendship. SasuSaku, NaruHina. Because embarrassing Sasuke’s that much fun. ‘Oi, teme… I… er… I’m planning to propose to Hina-chan soon and… and… I think Sakura-chan would be pissed and I think…’ A misunderstanding, flirting, and coffee.

Casey had enough with waiting. Her ‘feel good family moment’ was going to happen, whether Derek liked it or not. Too bad Derek doesn’t consider Casey as ‘family’. Oneshot. Dasey obviously.

Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor

Derek always wins. It's a good thing that this time, that's exactly what Casey wants. For the Fairytale challenge on LJ-Theborogoves- Little Red Riding Hood. One Shot. Dasey. Rated for saftey.

Sequel to Last Day in the Office. Sakura has been keeping a special secret from her husband for his present. With all the passionate heat that's been going on between them, Sasuke doesn't suspect a thing...sasusaku...lemon.

What if there’s a deeper reason behind why Derek doesn’t want that feelgood family moment? Oneshot. Dasey.

Derek asks Casey a simple question and it throws her whole world off track. What did he ask her? Why is she freaking out so bad? And more importantly, why is she crawling out a window? Dasey!

Shika X Ino. Lemon warning

Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]

[Life With Derek] What would happen if Derek and Casey managed to reproduce? Um...well...you probably shouldn't have asked. [oneshot]

Sakura's having trouble with her fans, can a certain special someone help her get rid of them? you knew this was coming

Casey...Derek...yogurt and fighting... need I say more? Pure Dasey fluff. READ AND REVIEW! Oneshot

[You’re turning me on, you turn me around. You turn my whole world upside down] Sasuke lies awake in the dark thinking about Sakura. [oneshot songfic] [sasusaku] :::Upside Down by 6cyclemind:::

Yes, most would laugh at the prospect of the couple being watched, let alone being watched by people eating popcorn. But sadly it was so. Sasuke and Sakura had caught them on several occasions, crunching away, entertained by the live show.

Oneshot. SasSaku. Sakura gets an email from Sasuke... and Sakura is likin' it...

[ShikaxIno] Is it true that your fashion somehow resembles the person you have in your heart? Sakura questioned Ino about her fashion statement. ONESHOT

When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]

She wished she would find that special someone that would hold her hand, hug her, and give her there true feelings they felt for her, all her dreams for Highschool. [oneshot] SasuSaku

For such a troublesome girl, Ino sure knew how to make Shikamaru relax. ShikaIno oneshot.

Derek is interviewed quickly for the school newspaper. Big question: What is Derek Venturi's dirty little secret? Oh, the many possibilities... Oneshot!

[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!

[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]

You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika

[Oneshot][ShikaIno slight NejiTen]They knew each other since they were born, yet Ino has never seen what Shikamaru looks like without his pineapple monstrosity hairstyle.

[SasukeSakura]He was enggaged to a very beautiful woman, everything was planned...his emotions were in check...and just when everything was perfect...she passed by...intriguing him with her unusual pink hair and dazzling green eyes...

She's so tempting, drawing him in like a butterfly.

She likes to call it their 'almost first time'. ShikaIno.

/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.

Derek gets a tattoo...how does Casey react? OOCness. Mild eroticism

He was a lady magnet and uses his looks to get info. She uses her body to attract her male targets. Now, a little bet brings them closer. Could these two learn how to love when they keep toying with feelings? AUOOC SasuSaku

[ONESHOT] Who knew that the word ordinary could be defined in that way? ShikaIno.

[ONESHOT] Sometimes you just have to learn to read between the lines. After all, don't actions speak louder than words? ShikaIno.

[One Shot] “Unless you kiss the person you are stuck under with then you may never get out of the spell.” Sakura's jaw almost dropped. “That's forcing someone to kiss you when they don't want to!” “How do you know they don't want to anyway...?” SxS

[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.

“Dude! You totally let her get away! Free sex, walking away. There she goes. She’s walking away.” When he got no response he added, “You idiot!” SasuSakuRomantic Comedy.

Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]