Greetings and Salutations!

I'm just a typical, average, geeky college freshman (freshwoman??) with far far too much time on her hands. Suffice it to say, I have been known to jot down a line or two--some (very very nice) people call what I do writing. The rest of the general populace simply sneers at me.

Um...yeah. So, this is a fanfiction site (no duh.) and so I guess you could say that my favorite things to write about will probably be Anastasia (best cartoon movie EVER), King Arthur, Tin Man

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely HATE anime, please copy this into your profile to prove that we are not alone!

If you're a girl who likes Red Hot chili Peppers, copy this into your profile and sing Scar Tissue out loud.

If you think Indiana Jones is full of win and awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Myst fan who doesn't think that Riven is the best game out of the series, please, I beg of you, copy this into your profile so I know I'm not the only one!

If you are a Myst fan who likes the age of Narayan for other reasons besides it being Saavedro's homeworld, copy this into your profile.

If you think Atrus' family has more issues than National Geographic, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Brad Dourif fan and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you love psychos, copy this into your profile.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy this into your profile.

If Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers must die, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're in band, copy this into your profile.

If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: Dmitri (from Anastasia), Rick O'Connell (The Mummy), Gawain (King Arthur), Shevraeth (Crown Duel), Wyatt Cain (Tin Man), Atrus (Myst Games),

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you hate rap music, put this in your profile. Remember, you can't spell crap without rap!

If you love playing Tetris, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to quote things, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.