"It's not fair because I'll never get to make fun of your pictures!" He whines and Kurt stops dead on his track. The silence is thick and then Blaine sighs and laughs "Relax, I'm kidding." "I'm… I…" "You're gonna have to get used to blind jokes if this is gonna work." Blaine announces, smirking as he leaves the kitchen, glass in hand. (Blind!blaine, Skank!Kurt, FLUFF)

Desperate times call for desperate measures. When Blaine's heart gets broken again just before he was supposed to introduce his boyfriend to his entire family, he is too humiliated to show up alone at the Andersons' doorstep. Cue Kurt Hummel, a beautiful prostitute with nothing left to lose and a farce that will change their lives.

Blaine has always been shy and introverted, so after his father dies, he looks for comfort in his childhood dream - owning a book store. But then Kurt Hummel walks into his life, turning his dream into a complicated affair. Klaine AU.

This is not a love story. It's a tale of two strangers brought together by dreadful circumstances; a tale of terrible sacrifices and of the echoes that never quite die. No, this is not a love story. And yet... [WARNING: graphic, situational non-con/dub-con]

ABANDONED WORK IN PROGRESS-FEEL WELCOME TO READ THE REWRITE "SOUTH OF HOUSTON STREET" INSTEAD Kurt is an NYU student who is pleased with the way his life has turned out. He left Lima, now getting to enjoy living in NYC with a great boyfriend and a wonderful job. Then his new friend Rachel's younger brother Blaine turns that upside down.

OneShot: How did he end up in his jeep with a really horny Derek? This can't be his life.

Kurt finds himself in beautiful Havana with his classmates ready to study Latin American fashion. But what he is not ready for is the handsome stranger he finds himself in a compromising situation with just hours after his arrival.

Prompt: Blaine gives Sam a massage (WITH MASSAGE OIL!) after a rough football practice and whoops boners (preferably Sam gets his first) and whoops boners touching and semi awkward frottage and lovely orgasms and happy ending yay.

Prompt: Sam gets aroused at Blaine performing Dont Stop Me Now and they have talks then sex.

Prompt: Excuse me but I need a fic where Blaine and Sam hooks up at the wedding that never happened kirabella

Prompt: Blaine is watching the synchro team practice waiting for Sam and then when everyone is gone Sam pulls him in the pool but Blaine gets mad because chloroform and water is bad for his gelled hair and then they have make up sex in the pool masloverstreet

Just three friends hanging out…then things get a little frisky. Blaine/Sam/Tina

Prompt: Sam sees Blaine naked for the first time. Let the body worshipping commence! Written for the Blam Bang on Tumblr

Inspired by the Diva promo vid that was posted yesterday and Sexy Diva Blaine Anderson!

Badboy!Blaine is failing his junior year at McKinley until Kurt offers to help him pass his classes. There's more than a little chemistry between them, and soon Blaine wants to teach Kurt a thing or two as well.

Blaine decides to give Sam a makeover for the senior presidential debate, but they end up slightly distracted. Rated M. Gay content. BLAM fandom.

Kurt Hummel is a Chef de Cuisine with a tongue as sharp as his knife. But when the restaurant across the street finally opens, Kurt is confronted with an old culinary school rival - the always smiling and opera-singing Italian Chef Blaine Anderson and things are about to heat up faster than the average stove.

Sam and Blaine aren't getting any action and it's affecting them both more than they care to admit, so Sam comes up with a solution. Blaine's pretty sure it's the best idea Sam's ever come up with.

Once upon a time, two strangers met in New York. They only spent twenty-four hours together, a day and a night that neither of them would ever forget. One mistake, two broken hearts, three years later...

I read a few stories with nerdy!Blaine pining over cheerio!Kurt, and then a plot bunny came and asked: what if it was the other way round?

Kurt and Blaine broke up before Kurt went to New York. The five years since then have been grinding Blaine down and it finally breaks him. He decides to kill himself, but when everything's organized, he realizes he wants one good day to take with him.

Blaine and Sam had always had an unspoken bond. When they came back into each other's lives, alcohol and an out of control party bring that all to the surface. One-Shot

Naya/Darren. One-Shot. The Glee cast gets drunk at Darren's apartment. Sexiness ensues…

In the aftermath of a party, Sam, Blaine and Kurt enjoy the time alone. Drunken Kublam porn.

Blaine and Kurt are dating, and Sam finds out that Blaine is keeping a secret from Kurt about their past relationship. BLAM.

Sam's been hurt badly. Who's there to pick up the pieces? Warning: very detailed. Rated M