She couldn't decide if moving into Gimmauld Place had been the best or the worst decision she had ever made. "Who would have thought Miss Granger had such a dirty mouth." His hands were drawing circles around her abdomen, igniting every nerve on his way. "But even with all those well-spoken words, we'll see who's going to be begging, after all is said and done." RE-IMAGINED.

Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

Neville's fallen head-over heels for his Hogwarts co-worker, Draco Malfoy, but he's lacking the necessary courage at the moment to discover if those feelings could be reciprocated or not. A sweltering heatwave rolling in one summer might just change everything, though... Draco x Neville. Slash/Drama/Angst. Weather-related theme. 2017 HP-Drizzle Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Draco Malfoy is volunteered by Narcissa to represent their family at the pure-blood Calenmai games under the banner of the Night Court. He asks his best friend, Hermione Granger, to stand at his side and help him pick a worthy bride from the available witches. Will Hermione really give up the man she secretly loves to allow Draco to fulfill his familiar duty? Drama/Romantic-comedy

During a week-long exhibition, professional Quidditch player James Potter encounters Lily Evans, Junior Quidditch Correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

Hermione Granger falls in love with Draco Malfoy during their 8th year, but his future is set by a pre-arranged marriage. Fortunately, Theodore Nott is there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Years later, she and Draco meet again in Paris, and the spark is still there between them... Drama/Romance/Triad/Slytherin tricks. 2016 Smutty-Claus Fest Exchange entry.

Draco and Theo come across Hermione Granger throwing rocks into the river several years after the war. They'd had an odd connection that had started in the library at Hogwarts but nothing really began until after the Thames. COMPLETE

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE

Follow up to "Drown your Sorrows". Friday nights in 6A are all about the drinking games as Hermione introduces the Slytherin Sliver Trio to muggle spirits.

When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*

When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

A compilation of thirty moments in the love life of Remus, Sirius, and Hermione.

Sometimes a distraction is exactly what you need. One-shot, Teddy/Hermione, rated M for language and adult content.

For more years than he cares to count, Teddy Lupin has been in love with Hermione Granger. How can he make her see him as a man? As someone other than her best friend's godson? Oneshot. TeddyHermione.

After an accident in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione is thrown into the past. To make matters worse, she thinks she might have just gotten her best friend unborn. Can she fix the future with a little help from Sirius? AU after OOTP. COMPLETE!

Happy Birthday Remus Lupin! WARNING: Rated for language and smut! Two-shot.

Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.

Two very different people and one ridiculous law. Learning to accept what is, embrace what you have, and maybe, just maybe, falling in love in the process. Two-shot, post-war AU, HG/SB, past WolfStar, rated M for language and adult content. Written for Worthfull1.

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

James and Lily have a quick shag before Potions. Warning: smut, spanking, and foul language.

Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.

A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.

"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"

Lily Evans' and James Potter's relationship has always been a complicated story; it's just about to get a lot more complicated. And so is everything else. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.

Sirius has committed the ultimate crime. He can't stop fantasizing about his best friend's girl. Lily has committed the ultimate crime. She can't stop fantasizing about her boyfriend's best friend. As nervous flirtations turn to heated desire, will they be able to deny each other? And what's worse, who's going to tell James?

The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.

Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.

WARNING FOR SEX/SMUT/LEMONS. whatever you call it. This oneshot is all of my favorite bits of stories all mashed up into one! I LOVE IT! it definitely has romance when James saves Lily for you softies and it has lemons at the end. RATED M FOR A REASON!

Someone is having sport with Professors Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy w/magical mistletoe. Who could be so devious & to what end? Christmas just got more interesting! FIC CHALLENGE! A/U-EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Mystery/Drama. COMPLETE.

1979: Remus has secretly been in love with Sirius for years. When Sirius suggests a one night stand, Remus isn't sure at first that he wants to risk their friendship, even if it means a night with the one person he desperately wants. Written 2010, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Theo Nott & Draco Malfoy want Hermione Granger. When she deals with one to teach her about sex, how will the other handle it? How will a Time-Turner,a fatal illness,an ex-,an Azkaban breakout & some old spells change the future? A/U 7th yr. HOT SHAGGING!

Hermione Granger goes to Paris for a wizarding law symposium and runs into Draco Malfoy, who promises to take her on a whirlwind European tour. FIC CHALLENGE! Shagging galore-DxH.

Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!

Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE

James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::

It had been years since the Yule Ball, a war had been fought, other relationships come and gone. They were just pen pals, right? Written for Granger Enchanted FQF, for the prompt, "Hermione finds a love poem." Thanks for CF for the beta.

Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT

I'm free now... if you want me," she said, walking around the desk to stand by his chair, looking down at the obvious tent in his robes before bringing her gaze up to his face. RemusHermione.

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

RemusHermioneSirius - Hermione heard the scratching through her sleep, and set out to find the cause. Joined by her two handsome housemates, the search took a turn she least expected...but enjoyed nonetheless - Part 1 of 5.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!