I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a TEENAGER and in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm Bi so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegeterian

I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

IM GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm Scottish, so I MUST wear a kilt.

I'M MENTALLY-HANDICAPPED, so I MUST not have a chance at life.

I'm Dutch, so I MUST wear clogs.

I HAVE TATTOO(S), so I MUST be a low class bum.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST never be sober.

I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring

I'm good with computers so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a BLONDE so, I MUST be stupid

I have BLACK hair so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GINGER so I MUST not have a soul

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST be obnoxious.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I LOVE South Park so I also must love Family Guy and any other adult cartoon out there.