Once upon a time a pink, squeaky baby was born in Cape Town, South Africa. She wasn’t a lot of trouble which got her parents thinking that maybe they should make another one. Another pink, squeaky baby was born and a new playmate for her. The little brother was just like her and they’ve stayed good friends to this day. A year later the parents decided to make another one and move countries at the same time. New Zealand was a strange place and people had funny sayings like 'see ya later' when really, they probably wouldn't. A couple months later another pink thing was born. This one was a bit more trouble. She cried and cried and nothing could calm her. Thankfully school was a saver as the eldest turned five and left home for most of the day. Then God decided he didn’t like school and thought mom could do a better job. With a group of unusual kids she learnt things like how to make cheese and where mail goes when you send it. Within the group she met a friend that would last a lifetime. But plans changed again and she, the playmate, the squeaky one, the dad, and the mom moved 3 hours away to a sunny city. The church there was pretty lively and their songs were cool. A few friends were made but only a couple lasted. Then the number that rhymes with furrbean became her age and things started to change. Suddenly she didn’t want to be a girl and thought God had made a terrible mistake. She rebelled against her gender and wore her playmate's clothes. Thankfully a healthy obsession with actors drew her out of that dark stage and into a world of false reality. She can now count her current friends on one hand and her false reality hides her from the real world. Peer pressure is forcing her to make a career choice before the end of the year but she’s not ready to be a grown up. And so she writes…

Update notice:

If you're wondering around the site searching in vain for Call of the Wild Child then search no longer. It doesn't exist. Taking more pride in my work I deleted it and have rewritten in again. Hopefully it's better than before and I've taken to hiring my family to proof read so you can enjoy the end result.

Regards,

Wild Child

My Ships

#1 Loliver

#2 Semperance

#3 Advanceshipping

#4 Contestshipping

I'm also in that group of Criminal Minds fans who discourage shipping from the series. These guys are family, there's nothing going on with anyone.