Cortnie Jane..Thats my name, not some randoms I just stuck there

Im 17 years old and live in Australia, I hate doing the I have 3 dogs and 10 cats things its just...Lame and I wouldnt have that many animals anyway. I love to chat so if you wanna know more about me just PM me, I dont bite ;D..

I have two stories one is a co-write with my amazing best friend, it only has one chapter because it has 1 review...So please review I worked hard on the first chapter

And my original story 'Past and Future Collide' I have been told is pretty good, so please read that...I love hearing what people have to say :D

Emily Grace...

What a gorgeous name to match a gorgeous person...We may live hours apart and we've only ever seen each other once..But you are seriously one of my bestest friends.
Your amazing, you know how to make me laugh when Im upset
Your the most interesting person to talk to...I have never spoken to someone on the phone for four hours at one in the morning before
I know I can tell you anything, I've shared stuff with you that I would never tell any of my other friends
Your a fantastic and talented person..Great writer (Love your stories) :D
And even though we've had our arguments I know I can always count on you
Your my big bro

Xx

I LOVE YOU EMILY!!

Emily sei il mio migliore amico...Per sempre e mai...Ti amo Xx

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song

Opening credits: Everytime you lie- Demi Lovato

Waking up: Naive- The Kooks

First day of school: Come so far (Got so far to go)- Hairspray cast

Falling in love: Two is better than one- Taylor Swift Ft. Boys like Girls

Fighting: It ends tonight- The All American Rejects

Breaking up: We belong to the music- Miley Ft. Timbaland

Driving: Love Drunk- Boys Like Girls

Flashback: When you look me in the eyes- The Jonas Brothers

Mental Breakdown: Tik Tok- Keha

Getting back together: Fireflies- Owl City

Wedding: Collide- Howie Day

Birth of a child: Today was a fairytale- Taylor Swift

Final battle: What I go to school for- Busted

Death scene: Ladies Choice- Zac Efron

Funeral: La La Land- Demi Lovato

End credits: S club party- S club 7

My favourites:

Favourite shows: Anything Disney; The Suite Life, Hannah Montana, Sonny with a Chance, JONAS, Phineas and Ferb. That 70's show. Friends. Sex in the city. Secret Life of the American Teenager. Rove. Home and away. Neighbours

Favourite movies: 17 again. HSM 1,2&3. The Last Song. Alice in Wonderland. Miracle Run: The unexpected Journey. Hairspray. Prom Night. Camp Rock. Princess Protection Program. Wizards of Waverly Place the movie. The prince and the pauper. Taking 5. I love you, man. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Bandslam. Over the Hedge. 40 year old virgin. Zack and Miri make a porno. Pineapple express. Knocked up...Thats just to name a few

Favourite couples: I absoulutly love Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens together they're so cute and after recently going and seeing 'The Last Song' Miley and Liam are my second favourite

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, funkypuppy9393 Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, Troyellaxfan, crazyinluv305, Troyellaishottndsexy, Hitney

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

PAST AND FUTURE COLLIDE

Youtube trailer- http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=81WrXWRHioc&feature=channel_page

I also have a youtube account add me:

ILoveZac4Lyf

Twitter:

MrsZacEfron14