Hello all my boy and girl's! I am emerald snake eyes nice to be meet yo! so I love both reading and writing fan fiction.( I mean why else would I be here) i have been on this sight for, oh ages. but only in like the last few years have i actually posted anything and hey i am not going to lie i am so crap at updating. i mean i will not update for ages. but hey when i do i hope that it is worth it. people who have read my story are all collectively screaming "no!" I don't blame them.

I like a lot of random stuff like:

singing(if you can call it that?) I joke it not that bad! i hope :(

reading, mostly fantasy novels cause oh my god are they so much better than my life.

listening to music, it gets me trough the hard times.

having fun (that what she said) no but seriously, what is life without fun!

books i like:

ok, so like any good internet nerd i love the harry potter series. it is just sooo good. i mean teenage boy's pointing wands at each other what more could you want! (oh just imaging it ugh) wow i am weird :(

ok don't judge...i like twilight. i am just saying i did like it at one time but i kinda don't now! it a long story involving me and Bella and the small tiny little fact that i hate that girl i just really don't like her. she is almost as whinny as me and that is just terrible. but i still feel that i should say that i like twilight because the minor charters are brilliant like Emmett and Seth.

I love Darren Shan he is just brilliant and gory and funny. and the man is Irish i mean what more do you need to know!

etc... there is a lot more but i would be here for years.

TV shows i like:

Doctor who. yes i love the brilliance that is doctor who! i did get very obsessed with this! i also equally like Torchwood some people disagree they say that the whole team are sluts and i say yeaha

Sherlock i love Sherlock! yes i believe in Sherlock! i was so obsessed with this that i literally frighted my sister into not watching it. now i have no one to talk about it to:(

Merlin... i used to love Merlin (wow did you realize how many times i have said love! man! i need a life) any who yeah this season was not that brilliant i just i wanted to like it but yeah i didn't but hey i still like the show maybe can we just be friends ?

anime:

bleach! (though it did get bad and dragged out the saving Rukia ark was just soo good and very funny)

negima ( man is this show perverted then again so is bleach)

fruit baskets ( probably the most girlest anime i have ever watched! still cool though)

inuyasha (too funny and also kinda perverted i am seeing a trend here)

D-greyman oh this is so good all the way through and it made me lugh so hard and the guy are hot( even for cartoons wow)!

so if you where wondering the my favorite color is emerald green and my favorite animal is a snake and i like eyes and that is where the name comes from!

if you have a question or you just like me pm and i will message you back!

oh and here are some of thouse coppy and past things beasuse your worth it :

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it (this made me cry. put a stop to homophobia.)

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

if you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. " (lol i am white this made me laugh cause it is so true )

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to ur profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off.

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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now