Summary: F!DB needs an embarrassing favor from a male companion. Or, why stealing from Mages sometimes results in unusual and embarrassing predicaments. Brynjolf/F!DB pairing. From a prompt on the Skyrim kinkmeme site. M for sexual situations and adult language and themes.

Kristoff has never experienced sex before, but he can imagine what it might be like.

'Got to keep her warm,' he tells himself, as Arendelle is held in the grasp of winter and Anna's skin burns pleasantly beneath his. [Kristanna, one-shot.]

Camilla Valerius gives her competitive lovers a real taste of two-timing. [Camilla/Faendal/Sven. Mature readers only]

There would be an end to the entire ordeal. Spring was approaching with the promise of death, but not only death. Prim and Mercer both knew what they wanted, as did Karliah. The entire guild would be drawn into the conflict as choices long since made collided.

Life's all about compromise. [Kristanna, one-shot.]

The Dragonborn has had enough of Brynjolf blowing her off with empty promises of speaking another time. *One shot smut fic. Female Dragonborn/Brynjolf pairing. Warning: Graphic/Rough sex scenes* Rated M for good reason. Because it's plain smut. Possible spoilers for Thieves Guild quest line. Story has been revised and updated: 07.06.2016.

Writen for Skyrim Kink Meme. Brynjolf is confused about the DB's strange behaviour. Their sexual innuendos suddenly stopped and she seems to be avoiding him. But Brynjolf, being the stubborn Nord he is, is determined to find out what is bothering his lass, even if it means employing the help of another thief... Heavy M-rating for later chapters.

Ylva discovers, quite by accident, that there's more to the Thu'um than the Greybeards led her to believe! Naturally this discovery begs to be further explored! All characters except for Ylva are property of Bethesda. I merely use them for my pleasure! Kmeme fill!

Inspired by Skyrim Kink Meme. Originally a one shot, now with multiple chapters. Everyone knows that you have to work with the Black-Briars if you want to get anything done in Riften and Mercer Frey isn't afraid to do whatever it takes. PWP. MercerxMaven. MercerxIngun.

[One-shot] Veyah finds comfort in a fellow Companion after losing the only father figure she's ever known. [F DB/Farkas] Smut, smut and more smut. Enjoy!

Joie is in a good mood, and brings booze at the cistern to celebrate. Vipir and Thrynn happily accept the free alcohol. Tipsy threesomes ensue, and a certain other thief decides to join in. Then, the inevitable happens. Pre-Bad Poetry. Rated M for language, sexual topics.

Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE

M!DB/Lydia, for SkyrimKinkMeme. "Okay, my turn." The Dunmer stared right into her eyes. "Do you feel any attraction to me whatsoever?" Choking on saliva, Lydia stood up fast and stared in shock at her Thane. "My Thane, what kind of question is that?

Brynjolf/F!DB - a very lemony far-too-long-to-be-a-oneshot! Set after the mission to take down Mercer, the Dragonborn becomes jealous of the special bond developing between Karliah and Brynjolf.