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The Element of Time by rasEnshur1KEn reviews
After witnessing the death of the one he called his brother and losing everything to the Juubi, Naruto is given a chance to return to when it started. Will he and his new ally change things, or will some new enemies ruin what chance that he has? NaruHina, SasuSaku other pairings later. I'm writing again!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 791,924 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,232 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Life Hates Me by LeFay Strent reviews
"I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist," she spoke carefully, as if testing the validity of the words. It made the situation that much more real, more intimidating, more hopelessly confusing. "…life hates me."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,179 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., OC
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 5,436 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reprieve by LeFay Strent reviews
The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,509 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
A Troubled Boy with Green Eyes by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
When eight year old Percy Jackson runs away from his foster home, he's taken under the wing of Frederick Chase and his family. He meets his daughter, Annabeth, and from that moment on, their lives are changed forever. Read as they face what life throws at them and everything in between. AU. Some-what OOC. [COMPLETED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,925 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15086 - Favs: 22,158 - Follows: 19,458 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Losing Control by Levi Ackerman reviews
Squads are changed, confessions made, past sins dug up and hidden feelings discovered. Eren struggles with his conflicted feelings for Mikasa, now having to compete with Jean for her attention, and his own self-control, as the battle with the Titans rages outside the physical walls, and inside his own. MikaEren/ErenMika with one-sided JeanMika. Spoilers up till manga chapter 59.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,551 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Jean K., Levi A.
The Secret Heroes by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Percy Jackson lives in a dangerous neighborhood with his best friends Thalia & Nico. When he gets attacked one night, he is saved by a strange girl who goes by A.C. He soon catches her doing things that no human being should be able to do & then sucked into a world that he never knew existed. Join Percy, Thalia, Nico, & A.C. through their insane & possibly deadly journey. Percabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,634 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G.
Power of Six: Earth 2 by Tarix7 reviews
Here, Lorien has been completely overtaken by the Mogadorian Occupation. Unknown to the public, the Elder Pittacus Lore is dead, killed by his own brothers. His successor, Number Four, has fled to the stars. Number Six and the others desperately search for Four, while another of the Ten begins their own quest to take back Lorien. And above this all, The Elder Prophecy is nigh.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - John S./Four, Six
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Unforgettable Summer by Just Another Wise Girl reviews
Annabeth Chase goes on a summer vacation with her family & friends on a beautiful island off of the Miami coast. Little does she know that she'll meet Percy Jackson; one of the gorgeous islanders. Will this be a summer that both of them will want to remember forever? Or will they just do everything in their power to try to forget? PJO & HOO characters, Percabeth, Thalico, & Jasper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,900 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Nico A., Thalia G.] - Complete
Tears of a Titan by deathmakesapoet reviews
[Occurs after Chapter 30] An ambush by Titans leaves the Scouting Legion expeditionary force in tatters. Trapped in Titan territory, startling revelations and strange events occur that propel Eren, Mikasa and their allies towards the truth behind the Titans. A story filled with adventure, mystery, danger, death and moments of romance. This is their story. [Eren/Mikasa] [Spoilers]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,066 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Midnight Song by deathmakesapoet reviews
[AU Fic] Eren is born with a skin disease that causes sunlight to be lethal to him. He lives his entire life in darkness, waking in the night and sleeping through the day. It's a lonely existence, and the only thing that keeps him sane is his music. His condition is his wall, but one fateful night, he meets the girl who will free him from his cage forever. [Mikaere]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,415 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Forsaken by LeFay Strent reviews
Kayla is a cat chimera who has recently escaped the fifth lab in Central. Now searching for the one person she trusts, how will she react when she meets a pair of brothers who teach her that not everyone in this world is cruel? AlXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,241 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
I am Number Four: Earth 2 by Tarix7 reviews
This is a different place. Here, Lorien was never destroyed. Here, the Ten were never sent to Earth. Here, they have been allowed to grow under the watchful eye of Lorien's protectors, the Elders. But all of that is about to change. As different as this world is from the one you know, one thing will always remain the same: the Ten are being hunted. Welcome to Earth 2.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,122 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - John S./Four, Six - Complete
Altered Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Instead of a somewhat happy childhood with his mother, Percy is orphaned and on the streets by the age of ten. Found and taken in by the most unlikely of gods, Percy is raised to be the greatest demigod to ever live. His past has left him bitter towards all but a few. Will he still be ready to accept his destiny? AU of Percy's life. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,790 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 5,660 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Zoë N., Percy J.] Annabeth C., Hades - Complete
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 5179 - Favs: 7,901 - Follows: 4,143 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
The Blood Alchemist by LeFay Strent reviews
"A game?" I sputtered. "This isn't a game! These are people's lives you're toying with! My life you're toying with! You can't do that!" "Oh, but I can," came Truth's chilling reply. -When a girl from our world finds a Philosopher's Stone action, drama, lots of humor, and a bit of romance ensue.- EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 250,467 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
A Heart's Lament by The Musings of a Muse reviews
Sometimes, all you need is a heart to get a miracle. A one-shot dedicated to LeFay Strent's 'The Blood Alchemist'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Shō Enters the Secret World of Arrietty by moviefan-92 reviews
Arrietty is being forced to marry to preserve the borrower race, yet Shō is still on her mind. A strange fortuneteller appears to give her and Shō a chance, but it is Shō who must make the journey. Being only 10 cm tall is not easy. Bad summary. COMPLETE
Arrietty/借りぐらしのアリエッティ - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,588 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Shō, Arrietty] Spiller, Pod - Complete
Demigods go to Highschool by DragoNik reviews
Pery and Nico finally go to high school after 5 years with their dad. They DON'T know about camp half blood. they meet Annabeth and Thalia. So what will happen? All PJO characters dead are alive. Percabeth and Thalico. This story is obviously AU! Enjoy :D!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,085 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Different Story by XoStarcicleoX reviews
Naruto's returned from his 2 1/2 years of training. After meeting some of his friends again, he sees, and instantly falls, for Hinata. The only problem is that Hinata doesn't have a crush on Naruto anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,341 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Rebel Boy vs The Pianist Maiden by TheCrazyGurlz reviews
Naruto is a boy with a rebellious streak while Hinata is a pianist with a gentle soul. Their personalities really contradict each other. One day, Naruto transferred to Leaf High School and meet Hinata on his first day, thus their story begins... NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Perfectly In The Right Mind by MiSs LiSsi LisS reviews
YxA AU. Yoh and Anna were best friends, inseparable, that is, until Yoh found out the horrible truth of Anna's step-family and they were separated. Now, nearly 8 years later they meet again. PROLOGUE INCLUDED: tells of their childhood. Please R&R COMPLETE
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Warriors of the Wind by moviefan-92 reviews
Lord Yupa and Asbel return, having discovered a 2nd part of the prophecy that has a huge impact on Nausicaä's future, as well as the rest of humanity. Then a prince from another kingdom asks for Nausicaä's hand in marriage. I know, bad summary. COMPLETE
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,357 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Letter by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hiashi opens a letter meant for Hinata. He didn't notice the secret message...but Hinata does. Short oneshot turned into four part series. Who knew it'd get so popular? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Simple Change: The Sharingan Volume 2: Reminisce by James D. Fawkes reviews
An unforseen event has destroyed Konoha, leaving Naruto and Hinata as the only surviving Leaf Ninja. After hunting down the culprit, Naruto and Hinata make a trip back in time, armed with the knowledge to save the future. NaruHina KakaRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 109,687 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mononoke Forever by moviefan-92 reviews
Two months after the movie, Lord Asano is causing trouble for everyone. Ashitaka and San try to protect both Iron Town and the forest, but things get even worse when a new demon threatens the peace. COMPLETE.
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,228 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Ashitaka, San] Lady Eboshi, Jiko Bou/Monk - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard of...in legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 6143 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
A Simple Change: The Sharingan Volume 1: Rebirth by James D. Fawkes reviews
Gifted with his unlocked bloodline, Naruto goes back in time to prevent his own death and to right the wrongs that have been committed. Enter into the story of Naruto, the Terror of Death NarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,717 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Hyūga Prilgrimage by Geor-sama reviews
It's time for the Hyūga Heir to make a pilgrimage and only one ninja is up to the task. Uzumaki Naruto, the most unpredictable ninja ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,758 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stand Up and Walk Forward by Saturn Stars reviews
So Ed finally knows... How will he react? How will Winry react? Can the strong beond between them help them overcome this obstacle in life? Or will it finally tear the lovers apart[EdWinry]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,339 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Edward E., Winry R.
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete