aether.avalon
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Joined 05-12-14, id: 5726063, Profile Updated: 05-12-14

Hello to all of those who have found their way to my profile. I salute you for even reading the first sentence of this biography [insert a heart salute here]. I apologize to those of you who just want me to get to the point, as there really is no point on this particular profile. I am sorry. This is merely going to be a compilation of my ramblings. But before I drone on and on about nothingness for too much longer, here is some basic information on, well, myself.

Some stuff about me.

I have been living on this wondrous planet for sixteen years. Lucky me. I am quite fond of classical music and film scores. (Hey, helpful tip! I have found that listening to them while writing helps my writing seem more dramatic. I recommend you use Pandora. For a calm, relaxed, solemn mood, just use generic classical. For dramatic action sequences, I would use one of the following: "How to Train Your Dragon", "Lord of the Rings", or "Assassin's Creed". It always helps getting the creative juices flowing, so I've noticed.) I can only text in properly punctuated, full, and complete sentences. As a sixteen year-old girl, I know it's weird. I despise chocolate. And yes, I know it's weird. I am a loyal drama kid. Actually, on the subject of drama, I was elected Treasurer of the department. I recently played "Benvolio" in "Romeo and Juliet: Reversal of Gender Roles". (Seriously, that should be self-explanatory.) I am extremely sarcastic. (That, however, was not sarcasm.) I love being a smart-ass. Example:

JASMINE: Hey, have you seen Krysten?
ME: Yes, she's about my height, blonde, wears glasses, I think she's wearing a whi-
JASMINE: Ugh. I mean, do you know where she is?
ME: Um, lemme think. Yes. She is somewhere on Earth.
JASMINE: (annoyed look)
ME: Hey! I just narrowed it down, like, trillions of miles for you! YOU ARE WELCOME.
JASMINE: Not helpful.
ME: (laughing) Okay, okay. She's probably in the US, still. Not good enough? Fine, in California. WHAT? Okay, okay, fine. She's somewhere in the building.