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Quotes

"Behold!" Percy bellowed "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke" ~Percy Jackson

"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" ~Leo Valdez

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
“The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

The State Mental Hospital Options Menu

Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you have an IQ of less than ten, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.