MorganRose13
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I had a look over my entire account and just about killed myself. So, I decided that a spring cleaning was in order! I am Morgan, I live in NZ, I am nearly 14, and am a POTTERAHOLIC. Favourite Books: Favourite TV shows: I'm also IN LOVE with One Direction. I'm dating both Louis and Niall, they just don't know it yet. BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS: FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never see you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: help you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste" FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you Write 11 of your fave Harry Potter characters in favourite order and follow the instructions below: 1. Luna 2. Draco 3. Albus Severus 4. Harry 5. Fred 6. George 7. Sirius 8. Remus 9. James Potter I 10. Lily Evans 11. Severus 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. But, they probably do exist... 2) Do you think Four is hot? Yes, of course:) but 2 is hotter. 3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Severus got Remus Pregnant... Mpreg and an explodingly jealous Siri. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? James? Oh, quite a few. I adore marauder's gen fics. 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Draco/George? Probably not. George would not be serious enough to deal with pure blood society. 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? George/Lily, or George/James? Probably A. George and James are far too alike. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? So, let me get this straight. Sirius walked in on Luna and Draco? Sirius would join me in laughing, and then take photos to blackmail Narcissa and Draco. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic Using at least twenty words. Time turners, story books and diaries all lead to a very confused Albus Severus Potter landing back in 1971, in the house of snakes. What happened, and who is that attractive redhead Evans? 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Luna/Remus? I don't believe so, no... 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic. Sirius/Lily Trust is Earned 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? Harry/Luna? The battle is over. Luna is shunned for being as she is, even after her part in the war. Harry shows her how to have fun despite how people think. 12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No, I don't think so. They should, though. 13) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? ... Draco, Harry and Fred. Probably not. But it isn't such a bad idea... 14) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? ... Pass? 15) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Depends on the era. Marauder era, High School Never Ends. Golden trio era, MCR Black Parade. 16) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be? WARNING: Threesome Romance Fic, Pedophilia, Homosexuality. 17) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Lily for Draco... I have no freaking idea. Don't you just adore anagrams! DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Some of my current favourite quotes. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot. I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. I've got problem for your solution... Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Every rule has an exception. Especially this one. Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade. Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship. Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. Don't mess with me. I've got a stick. I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet If two wrongs don't make a right, try three "When all else fails, blow shit up." Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Go figure. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn I'm not insensitive, I just don't care True love isn't free, but i'd pay anything to have it Real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. The world is cruel... get used to it! Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. Would you like a cookie? So would I. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck. A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" Behold the mighty...chihuahua? I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I? The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole Interesting information... With a twist. 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. Girls ... Ways to keep your insanity. 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." |
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