Welcome to my profile page, earthlings. lol jk Thanks a bunch for visiting this page gasjfahljsfhlasjdsajfh :'3 :'3

do not underestimate the strength and speed of my slap when you reach for my food

Age: 22

Things that i'll probably write about:

Anime: Slam Dunk, Yu Yu Hakusho, Saiyuki,

TV shows: Hannibal, NCIS, CSI: NY,

Books: Probably Neil Gaiman's, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,

Movies: A Royal Affair, Ghost Ship, Constantine, Any of Marvel's

LIKES:

FOOD

Going online

Eating

Watching TV

Playing the piano

Reading

GUYS THAT ARE SUPER SWEET AND SUPER FUNNY :3

Watching people doing nice things

YOU!

DISLIKES:

People that are rude to waiters

REAL SHITTY HUMAN BEINGS

People that ask "Who's this?" when i called the wrong number

People that only act nice but are actually extremely mean and rotten.

Getting up early

Delayed flights

Slow internet

When there's no food

That Finance Manager professor

Bad movies

Expensive shitty food

Power Outage

ABOUT ME:

coffee makes me sleepy, espresso makes me high.

Driving without music is just plain weird. Driving skills -200

Awesome techno music (The Prodigy) and awesome rock bands with super awesome guitar solos makes me sleepy also.

Classical music, on the other hand, makes me very alert. Because my brain will try to learn and remember the notes.

swimming without swimming goggles: Swimming skills - 1000

I LOVE BLURRED LINES. BUT ONLY THE PART WHERE PHARRELL SHOUTS "WOO!"

i drink like, 5 litres of water a day..? idk if that's healthy