LaVioleBlanchehide bio
 Author has written 33 stories for District 9, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, 9, Blade, A-Team, Losers, Ironman, Expendables, Shutter Island, Human Target, Supernatural, and Lost. My interests are horror films, Tarantino, comic books, and various other nerd-like shtuff. I am always open to creative criticism, but not the obnoxious, "omg lol ur gay" kind. Current favorite book: Scott Pilgrim Gets it Together Current favorite CD: Remember That I Love You by Kimya Dawson Current favorite song(s): The Quiz by Hello Saferide, Eugene by Andrew Bird, All I Want Is You by Barry Louis Polisar Current pairing obsessions: Tony Stark/Ivan Vanko (Iron Man 2), Face/Murdock (A-Team), Myka/HG Wells (Warehouse 13), Pike/Lynch (A-Team), Jensen/Cougar (The Losers), Wolverine/Nightcrawler (X-Men), Wikus/Christopher (District 9) Pairings I would love to read but have yet to find any of: Goliath/Lexington (Gargoyles), Colossus/Wolverine (X-Men), Ellen/Sukeena (The Diary of Ellen Rimbauer/Rose Red), McMurphy/Chief (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, bookverse), Leon/Mahogany (Clive Barker's The Midnight Meat Train- pretending that Mahogany doesn't have those tumorey things on his chest. And that he didn't die. And that he and Bradley Cooper still have their tongues. .), Barney/Tool (Expendables- hooray for my Mickey Rourke fetish!) Pairings I would like more of: Darren/Harkat (Cirque du Freak), Tony/Ivan (Iron Man 2), Pike/Lynch (A-Team), Hanna/Zombie (Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name), Harley/Ivy (Batman) |
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Temple of Lodovique reviews
CAS-T13L is a simple service unit, obeying without question. Then one day he meets a Bounty Hunter named Dean, and the two of them realize that nothing in this world is simple. Inspired by Skydoll comics. Destiel, Sabriel. M/M
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,427 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Keep the Streets Empty for Me reviews
An AU loosely inspired by Hearts in Atlantis: featuring the charming fugitive Crowley, the surly ex-doctor Bobby, some precious Weechesters and weeCas, as well as various and sundry unsavory government agents.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Bobby S., Crowley
Banana Pancakes reviews
Bobby comes to a realization about this "thing" he and Crowley have going on. FINALLY fixed!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Raw Sugar reviews
A series of unrelated Sabriel ficlets, originally posted on Tumblr. Ranges from light fluff to horrible angst, with a little Destiel thrown in here and there. Characters are not mine!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel
The Price reviews
Inspired by Neil Gaiman's short story. Dean is lost, and a price must be paid by the one who saves him. ANGST, probable but not necessarily character death.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
With A Word You May Slay Me reviews
Relationships are hard enough as it is, let alone a relationship between a Hunter and an Archangel-turned-Trickster. A misunderstanding leads to hurt, leads to silence, leads to conflict. T for now, may become M.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,963 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sam W., Gabriel
Teenage Riot reviews
Highschool AU. Being the "new kid" is hard enough in a small town; being the "new, only openly gay kid" is even harder. Especially when you just might've fallen for the battered boyfriend of the scariest kid in school. Richard/Jacob, with cameos by others
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Richard, Jacob
Just the Belief reviews
"Haven't you ever loved anything, Tool?" "Nothing that ever loved me back." Yes, that's right. It's shameless Barney/Tool slash. Nothing explicit, rating for language, but yes, there is implied hot-n-heaviness. M/M
Expendables - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Barney Ross, Tool
Line of Blood reviews
Takes place somewhere between 2 and Trinity. While hunting, Blade comes across the last person he expected to find alive. Summary: fail. Please read anyway and let me know. M/M Chapter 5 FINALLY UP: We meet several interesting people, and things heat up.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010
A Drowning reviews
In the wake of Andrew's realization, he comes to understand that he's not alone- that he has something to live for, and someone to save. Spoilers and slash! M/M
Shutter Island - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
Live Like We're Dying reviews
Takes place right after Cool Hand Guerrero. While in prison, Chance and Guerrero go through a rough night thanks to the guards. M/M Noncon first part, but not to worry; there is a happy ending.
Human Target - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Chance, Guerrero
Though Thy Lips Are Pale reviews
A one-shot from the second film. Scud is used to being tossed around like a plaything. What he's unprepared for is kindness. Summary FML. M/M
Blade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
Just Impolite reviews
Takes place after "Alive With The Glory". Can Ivan really bring himself to trust Tony? Especially in the light of a new betrayal- will their relationship survive? Summary fml. M/M
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Alive With The Glory reviews
Sequel to "I Wanna Do Bad Things With You" and "Destroy Everything You Touch". There's a new threat in town, and it seems hellbent on tearing Ivan and Tony apart... in more ways than one. M/M Terrible, terrible summary.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Family Reunion reviews
Because you demanded it. The sequel to Family Portrait! Hooraaayyyy. M/M, rating may or may not go up. Kind of crossover with Machete.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
Family Portrait reviews
Jensen learns a lot about Cougar's past from a photograph. "HOLY- YOUR DAD IS MACHETE!" Slight mentions of a crossover, inspired by the movie Machete. M/M cuddles, slight sadness, swearing, and Jensen being a nutjob.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
Lessons Learned reviews
Ten things that Ivan and Tony have learned about one another. Short but sweet. Can be considered part of the "Bad Things" storyline, or not. Probably doesn't deserve the T rating, but eh. M/M
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Alcoba Azul reviews
As I mentioned in Estaci del Anima: Cougar tells Jensen how he feels. In Spanish. Cougar feels better, Jensen has no clue what's going on, and everything goes well. Then Jensen buys a Spanish dictionary. M/M Rated M for later chapters.
Losers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen
1000 Words reviews
Cougar has only ever carried two images in his wallet: his I.D., and a photo. And nobody... NOBODY... takes that photo away. Inspired by a picture on LJ by Nanuk Dain. M/M
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
I Wanna Do Bad Things With You reviews
Ivan Vanko has been in prison before. He can handle anything these Amerikanskis can dish out. But being interrogated, ogled, and eventually rescued by his arch-enemy, Tony Stark? ...That's a new one. Prologue to Destroy Everything You Touch. M/M
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Destroy Everything You Touch reviews
Response to an LJ prompt. Tony wakes up alone. Why? Because Ivan is drawing. "Of course, it's four in the morning, why wouldn't he be drawing?" M/M
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Estaci Del Anima reviews
Cougar has bad dreams, which are par for the course for Cougar. This time it's different, though. This time it's Jensen. M/M
Losers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
The Outsider reviews
Another lj prompt. Hopefully the OP won't mind me posting this here. Murdock is captured in Iraq and tortured in countless ways. When the Team saves him, is there really anything left to save? M for graphic torture and non-con. M/M
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
The Space In Between reviews
When they sleep alone, the world closes in on them. M/M Sorry it's so short and fluffy.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - J. Jensen, Cougar - Complete
Washed and Dried reviews
My response to an LJ prompt. Face is bored, so he wanders through the Team's new base and finds Murdock hard at work doing laundry. I think I win some sort of award for worst summaries ever. M/M
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Where Is My Mind? reviews
After a hard day's mission, Face can't help but worry over the fact that Murdock isn't sleeping. Meanwhile, I continue to fail at summaries. Some TV series references, but not many. M/M
A-Team - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
All Is Love reviews
Chris doen't leave- he cures Wikus and two years later, they must deal with what they started. Slash! wheee
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M.
All For Believing reviews
In the chaotic beginning of the stitchpunks' lives, 5 and 6 become close. Yeah, summaries aren't really my strong point. Currently T, may become M later.
9 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - 6, 5
Porcelain reviews
Third in the 'Runaway' and 'Hideaway' series, in which Darren and Harkat finally face the truth.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harkat Mulds, Darren Shan
Hideaway reviews
By the way, know you’ve always been the one.You’ll ask your reasons why-What once was yours is mine,My baby’s gone. Sequel to Runaway. Darren/Harkat. Heavy doses of angst and creepy Mr.Tiny-ness! You have been warned.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harkat Mulds, Darren Shan
Runaway reviews
Darren is leaving for Vampire Mountain. Harkat is left behind. Songfic, set in Lake of Souls. I'm not so good at the whole summary thing, but take my word for it that this is good stuff, kay? Angsty-angst-angst.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harkat Mulds, Darren Shan
Use Somebody reviews
He'd waited for three years. Was it finally over? Had he really given up?
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
When You're Strange reviews
When Christopher accepted the human into his home, he had no idea what he was getting into. Lovely slash here, get it while it's hot!
District 9 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Christopher J., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete