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WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Manchester and Seattle in the ninties. For a short while in the... Wtf?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

My cousin Katie's face with my left and with my right...the Christmas tree.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Scrubs

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:18pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:18 pm Holy Shitaki mushrooms!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom and Aunt talking in da kitchen.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I got my math book out of the car about 9 hrs ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

the computer??

9. What are you wearing?

brown leggings and my beatles shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I remeber Stephan colbert putting on a mask that had a pic of the prime minister of Greece and the word "George" weird...

11. When did you last laugh?

A few minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A pic of a puzzle and the same picture on the living room wall of the house in Gorunded For Life

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really but I hit a kid at lunch with a banana covered in peanut butter.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I thinnk I possibly took it somewhere down there vvv

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Lost B- Actually I watched New Moon last night

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

10 years worth of french fries

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm wearing pink underwear with butterflys on it...and I'm 13.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make homework illegal

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah...

20. George Bush:

Bush? Bushes have berries! Mmmmm, berries.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Abbey

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Emmett

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I don't know. I like living in America. You do too, right? Or are you a TRAITOR??

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Welcome to Heaven. Now Please, like, GO AWAY! I just imagine him saying that.

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Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend 'gay' and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B) Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A: Gay.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Tell a man there is 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet pain on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Humanitarians help humans but vegetarians EAT vegetables.

There are very few personal problems that can't be excused by an adequate amount of high explosives.

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

It's a control freak thing, I wouldn't let you understand.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I hate people, people make me pro-nuclear.

Support your local medical examiner-die strangely.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART!?

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
~Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
~You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
~You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far= 3

You have ran into a tree.
It IS possible to lick your elbow
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
You just tried to sing them.
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.
You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
~You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
~You just looked at it.
Your hair is blond/dirty blond.
~People have called you slow.

total so far=6

~You have accidentally caught something on fire
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
~You have caught yourself drooling.
~You’ve fallen asleep in class
If someone says “fart” you laugh.
You just laughed.

total so far=9

Sometimes you just stop thinking
~You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
~You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far=11

You have eaten a bug.
~You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
~You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

total so far=13

~You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you
~You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
~You have fallen out of your chair before
When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

grand total=16-Yay! I'm not that stupid!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ihatejacob1, IamNotStalkingEmmett, twilightrox01

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 13/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL:9/25

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? North Atlantic ocean

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. told (umm... okay?)

3. What can you hear right now? Car's going by.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: hello tree! Tree: O.o Me: How are you today? Tree: O.o Me: Okay talk to ya later mr. tree.

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? the soup

6. Type your name with your elbow. daphnmer Wow I did good.

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? a fan

8. If you could be any cereal mascot, who would you be? i dunno. maybe the trix rabbit. rabbits r kewl!

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I did all the copy and paste thingys above.

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? I'm not sure how to underline but this is what they spell: rlrhepaui

List Twelve Twilight characters.

1. Bella

2. Edward

3. Charlie

4. Carlisle

5.Esme

6. Alice

7. Rosalie

8. Emmett

9. Jasper

10. James

11. Victoria

12. Laurent

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Hmmm Alice and victoria. No.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes. Carlisle is very hot indeed.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Laurent getting emmett pregnant. Haha.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes I read one where Alice had a vision into the pas about him and they find out his father killed his best friends (who was a girl).

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Possibly. Alice and Edward. I could see it.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
I think Jasper and Esme would work out better than James and Esme.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?
I think Rosalie would tell bella about the awkward situation that Edward and Laurent were haveing.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
What will happen when a vampire named James moves to fork? What will Charlie...Ok I give up.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
I really think that could work for Bella and Emmett.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I think Laurent would probley hurt Rosalie in that one. How about "Vampire Emotions"? I don't know.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
I would hurt Bella and tell her to go see Carlisle the docter. Then I would tell them both to look deep into each other's eyes and fall in love!

12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash?
?? I don't have any friends. And I don't really know what your talking about.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No!

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Umm I don't know?

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Probley ummm...Burnin up by the jonas brothers? No? I'm not very good at this .

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: Pixie madness involved.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
James would NEVER ask edward out.

List Twelve people that you know. (You can also name yourself)

1. Daphne (me)

2. Amy

3. Colleen

4. Gilbert

5. Maggie

6. Victoria

7. Steven

8. Abby

9.Patrick

10. Adam

11. Jason

12. Mom

1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ewwwwww. That is my friends dad.

2. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No. they are both girls.

3. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?
That would be interesting cuz none of them no each other.

4. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?
She wouldn't go because she has "issues"

5. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose Twelve or Six ?
My mom's ouse cuz I live there now.

6. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction?
He wouldn't care cuz he doesn't know them. And they would not be making out in the first place.

7. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
That would be totally gross.

8. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven?
Amy cuz she's nice.

9. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
It is looking awesome even though it is raw meat. I am a great cook.

10. Seven has to marry either Eight, Two or Nine. Who do they chose?
They are all too gay or young for him.

11. Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
MOney or a computer.

12. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten wedding except for Twelve. How do they react?
My mom would be mad cuz it's her nephew.

13. Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Is this a trick question? Cuz steven is a hairy gorilla.

14. Eleven gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Everyone except me would stare at his "hotness" (which i'm not sure really exists.)

15. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Pat would go to bed and Maggie would crash on the couch like she usually does.

16. Nine murders Two’s best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?
So my brother murders me?Umm i dont know actually.

17. Six and One are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Six save themself or One?
She doesn't know me that well so she probley wouldn't save me.

18. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
No, it's probley posined.

Have you ever:

( ) smoked a cigarette (Nope, not for me.)

( ) smoked a cigar (If I've never smoked a cigarette, it stands to reason that I wouldn't have smoked a cigar.)

( ) crashed a friend's car (No, I'm not old enough to drive yet.)

( ) stolen a car (Ask me again the day after my first drive.)

( ) been in love

( ) been dumped

(x ) dumped someone

( ) shoplifted (Not yet.)

( ) been fired (No one's gotten the opportunity yet.)

( ) been in a fist fight

( ) snuck out of your parent's house

(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back (Yes, sadly yes.)

( ) been arrested (Not yet. Ask me in a few years.)

(x) lied to a friend (Yeah, but not about anything important.)

( ) had a crush on a teacher

(x) skipped school (TO see New Moon shhh)

( ) seen someone die (I know of a few people who've died, but I've never seen it.)

( ) been to Canada (I probably will one day.)

( ) been to Mexico

( ) been on a plane

( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire

(x) eaten Sushi (One time. It was gross.)

( ) been snowboarding (I never had the guts to try. I have no balance.)

( ) been moshing at a concert (Nope, never.)

(x) taken painkillers (All the time. I get frequent migraines.)

(x) love someone or miss someone right now (Yeah, I miss my friend Colleen who moved)

(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (I used to do that a lot.)

(x) made a snow angel

(x) had a tea party

(x) flown a kite (Yah...)

(x) gone puddle jumping

(x) played dress up

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves (Fun fun FUN!!)

(x) cheated while playing a game

(x) been lonely (Who hasn't?)

(x) fallen asleep at work/school (Only once when I had the worst headache. It was the third to last day and the teacher let me)

( ) used a fake ID (I would never be able to get away with it, I'm too young looking.)

(x) watched the sun set (It was cool...)

( ) felt an earthquake (Not yet...)

(x) touched a snake (They aren't even actually slimy.)

( ) slept beneath the stars

(x) been tickled (Bad...I'm ticklish...)

(x) read an entire authors profile

( ) been robbed

( ) petted a reindeer/goat

(x) won a contest (Yeah)

( ) run a red light (OBJECTION! The prosecution is making far-fetched and unwarranted claims!)

( ) been suspended from school (Not yet...)

( ) caught a butterfly

(x) laughed so hard you cried

( ) had someone moon/flash you

( ) cheated on a test

( ) had a Britney Spears CD (Ew ew ew ew ew ew...)

(x) forgotten someone's name (Plenty of times...)

(x) French braided someones hair

( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool

( ) put a hamster down someone else's top (Remind me to do that sometime.)

( ) given up on religion as other people's problem (No...)

~Survey~

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My mom. I said "Bye, i love you." cuz she was leaving to go out or something.

Where are you?
Eh, computer room.

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
A portrait of my bro

What's the last thing you ate?
Orange Soda

What's your personality like?
...I don't know. I'm nice.

Who do you have a crush on?
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.

What was the last thing you thought?
The question

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
Buy a house, blue hair part things, and twilight stuff.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
Gum

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
What I am getting for my bday. (it's 2day)

What's it like being you?
Awesome!

What are your thoughts on writing?
I love writing.

How tall are you?
6ft 15 in...jk 4ft 6in

What book are you currently reading?
Breaking Dawn

What music are you listening to?
Nirvana

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Stardoll.com

What was the last thing you cooked?
I'm not sure.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
White.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
No.

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
2

Have you ever been water-skiing?
No

What is the weather like?
Hot

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
No I didn't

Anything else?
I love Twilight, Nirvana, Paramore, Twilight, Lostboys, Twilight, Stand by me, did I mention Twilight?

Here are some usernames of other sites I go on.

youtube:doodle981

stardoll:antmiscool

that's pretty much it.