Okay, so here's my profile. Duh. Don't know what else this would be. I'll probably add a story soon too. I'm still working on getting the plot planned out, but I will post it soon. Otherwise, why would I even be here?

Name-You can call me Green nook. I don't give random internet people my name. That, my friends, is how you get killed by crazy stalkers.

Age-14

Favorite books-Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Gone, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus, Alex Rider, Witch and Wizard series, the Beautiful Creatures books, and tons of other books that I have now completely forgotten about (or at least forgot the names of).

Favorite t.v. show- Doctor Who

Favorite color-easy, it's yellow.

Favorite dog- puggle. For those of you who somehow don't know what that is, it's a mix between a pug and a beagle and one of the cutest dogs ever. Look it up, there are lots of cute pictures of them. I think.

Hobbies- reading, writing, thinking of reading or writing, watching TV, ... I really need to get a life.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both copy and paste this on your profile.

Friends V Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "That was awesome, let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night. BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this and move on. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! Now!

Note: you don't have to read this rant. It just makes me feel better if you do.

(Please read this. It annoys me when I read stories that don't follow these rules. I prefer to be able to read the stories I look at and its kind of hard when people can't spell anything and put all 100 or even 10000000 if anyone writes that much in one big paragraph with everything OOC and Author's Notes in the middle telling about their dating life or really anything that doesn't follow these rules and then the author expects no flames or even mild criticisms. If you can't write, you shouldn't be on a writing site. If you're just saying you can't write--get some confidence. Your writing is better when you believe in yourself! Sorry about the rant. I know at least half of you reading this were thinking the same thing though.

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17.Thou shalt show and not tell.

18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

I may break a few rules in my stories, but just ones like the one about clichés, but I will try to add some creativity to it. I also may add some OCs if needed, but they will be minor and NOT Mary Sue's. I hate them, unless written in parody. They completely destroy fanfictions creativity. Also, just a question, why is FanFiction.Net deleting a bunch of stories? And its mostly only taking away the good stories, not the stupid Mary Sue ones! We have the freedom to write on here! Don't we?

AWESOME QUOTES

there are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count & and those that cant.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

when life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand a refund

relax. nothing is ok.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more.

I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I didn't say you did it, I said I was blaming you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic. Either that or life is really confused.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...Just pray its not a train.

I understand how rock beats scissors and scissors beat paper, but paper cannot possibly beat rock. If you wish to argue, try to defend yourself from this rock with that piece of paper. (throws rock at head). Yeah, I thought so.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

Here's a bunch of ideas I have for stories. I will probably start writing some of them soon. Others, I might forget or something. I've already started a few, but I'd like to focus on the one I already have on here. I have a lot of ideas. I brainstorm too often and write too little. As you can tell, PJO is my favorite fandom to write.

My Fanfic Ideas that I may or may not write someday:

(Note:Titles may change when I actually write them. So will summaries.)

*Pranks, Frogs, and Time Traveling Weasleys- HP

When what seems to be an ordinary prank from Fred and James goes wrong, the next generation are sent back into two different times. Now they have to try to blend into the past while rumors and suspicions about where they came from fly around the school. But, worst of all, they could be stuck. Will they find a way back to their own time?

A Story For Another Day- Could be any series. Mostly PJO

You all know how there are little mentions of incidents that happened in books, but the author never gives many details on them, they just entertain you momentarily. (examples from PJO: pizza delivery guy getting lost in Camp Half-Blood, Percy firing a revolutionary war cannon at a school bus, etc.). Well, I have decided to make them into one-shots here. Behold the insanity that is my mind.

Cinderella of Camp Half Blood- PJO

Guess who our mysterious Cinderella will be? Nope! You guessed wrong. It's Drew! The story of her life before Piper and how she ended up like she is now. See the betrayal, evil stepsisters, magical fairy godmothers, crazy monsters, and (maybe) true love. By the time the clock strikes twelve, will Drew ever find her Prince Charming? Or will she lose her faith in love forever?

Mischief and Magic PJO

Conner is a son of Hermes. Lou Ellen is a daughter of Hecate. When mischief and magic collide, will it be the end of Camp Half-Blood as we know it? Conner/Lou.

Of Thieves and Cereal- PJO

Tie in with Mischief and Magic. Tratie. Duh. Travis wrecks havoc and Katie stops it.

Just an Ordinary Day- PJO

Daily life in all of your favorite cabins. Just an ordinary day at Camp Half-Blood.

Angels? Nope, Just Birdkids- MR/AR crossover

The MR gang lands in Brecon Beacons after an Eraser attack. Alex is sent to investigate. What will happen? Includes K-Unit.

Goodbye- HG

In the Justice Building, who were there last goodbyes to? Did they send any letters to their families, knowing they wouldn't return? Who did the tributes say goodbye to in their last moments, their last thoughts? And how did the families learn to cope?

Mockingjay Sing- HG

Poems inspired by the Hunger Games.

Apollo's Guide to the gods and goddesses of Olympus- PJO

Your guide to the gods and goddesses of Olympus, written by me, the awesome god Apollo and my trusty side kick Hermes!

We Miss You- HP

Thoughts from the living about the dead. Very sad.

The Villains- any fandom with lots of baddies really

What if the heroes never got the chance to stop them? What if the crazies so intent on killing us all actually got the chance to put their evil plans in action? What if, just what if, they still failed? See all the hilarious ways my brain can think of for their plans to go terribly wrong.

150 Things never to do at...- any fandom I get inspiration from.

Ideas we should all avoid if we wish to see tomorrow.

The Tale of the Evil Marie Suzette-Anne Diamond Princess Perfectness a.k.a.- Mary Sue- PJO

The guide all you main characters should use on how to fight off those Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Sue-Haters Unite!

A Million ways to annoy...- any fandom I am inspired by at the moment.

You give me a character. I give you a list of fifty ways to annoy the heck out of them or just make them want to strangle you. Please don't use ideas listed unless feeling suicidal.

Nico di Angelo and Shadow Travel- PJO and whatever I do a crossover with

Nico wasn't always as good at shadow traveling as he is now. In fact, he used to have a lot of misshaps while trying to get out of tough situations with shadow travel. Watch as I throw Nico into whatever story I can possibly make a plot out of with a crossover. Poor Nico, he should have learned not to mess with shadow travel.

These are stories I have actually taken the time to write and post on here. They are not finished yet.

The other stories, I haven't even gotten to writing yet. I will sometime though. Possibly. Have I mentioned I'm a procrastinator?