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Hey little Fanfiction stalkers, er...readers. How's it going? Good? Good. I'm here to tell you a little bit about me. I'm a human being (as far as you know) that likes stuff. I like video games; mostly Final Fantasy (mainly XIII, Dissidia, and XIII-2...oh and IV...those are all I have...sad) Kingdom Hearts (most of 'em) Halo (Reach, Wars & 3) and SKYRIM!!!!! I like music, mostly rap and rock. Hmmm...that's all I have to say so I hope all you stalkers-erm...readers...are satisfied.

Update: There is no way I can stress enough to you guys about how sorry I am for not updating. So I wont. I AM VERY SORRY!

Fav. Games:

FFXIII & FFDissidia(012)

Kingdom hearts (full series)

Skyrim

COD: BOII

Halo 4

Bioshock (1-2)

Fav. Band(s)

Breaking Benjamin

System of a Down

Disturbed

Nickelback

3 doors down

Elena Siegman

Avenged Sevenfold

Fav. Songs

Mine (Disturbed-The Lost Children)

Had Enough (Breaking Benjamin-Phobia)

Until The End (Breaking Benkamin-Phobia)

Believe (Disturbed-Believe)

Voices (Disturbed-The Sickness)

Berserk (Eminem-The Marshall Mathers LP 2)

115 (Elena Siegman)

Shephard of Fire (Avenged Sevenfold-Hail to the king)

Fav. Rappers

Eminem

Lil wayne

Drake

Fav. Actor(s)

1. Robert DeNiro

2. Leonardo Decaprio

3. Jennifer Lawrence

4. Will Ferrel

5. Mark Walberg

Fav. Movie

Inception

Fav. Person

My grandfather (he is honestly like an actual Robert DeNiro...he does all the things DeNiro does in his movies just, in real life)

Copy and Paste section:

Assassin Master Ezio: Copy and paste this onto your profile please.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

To those who lost their lives at Columbine and Virgina Tech, you are never forgotten.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, tiva13579, Assassin Master Ezio 91, Jlbean

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

You know you live in 2007 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password in the microwave

2)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or myspace

4)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6)Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job

7)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8)As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9)And you were to busy to notice number 5

10) You scroll back to see if theres a number 5

11)Now your laughing at yourself stupidity

12)Put this in your file if you fell for it, and you know you did

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lies her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot and and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who will kiss your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand infront of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight, at midnight, they will realize they love you.

Something good will happen at aproximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eterenity.

Repost this to your profile and spare yourself the emotional stress

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

.••) .•) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (I survived)

A POEM ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this

and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic.

Her only friend Was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it When no one's around. She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents Unlock the door. Some more and more pain She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face. Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries. She loves her parents But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did.

Then one night Her mom came home high. The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade. It was sharp and pointy. One that she made.

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest. "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear And again started crying.

Police showed up At the small little house. They quickly barged in. Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly Opened the door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad To go through so much harm. But at least she died With her best friend in her arms.

Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: (Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, MahouGirl123, BubblyAng3l, PrincessOfTheGardens, AlwaysNinja, Little Sweety Pea, Jlbean)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you're an odd ball and proud copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sora is a jerk for what he did to the Organization, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Roxas is a million times better than Sora, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your still reading this stuff copy and paste htis to the END of your profile.

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It's truth or dare time with the XIII cast. Watch as your favorite characters do the most hilarious and humiliating stuff imaginable. Warnings for language and other stuff, Parings pending. HIATUS
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Separate Ways by Lady Valisere reviews
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Sequel to Etro's Keeper's. Daily drabbles set in the Etro's Keepers world which could not fit in the original story. Post game. AU.
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The World As We Know It (Being rewritten!) by Steampunk Sparrow reviews
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Wasteland by Raziel12 reviews
The infection spread with frightening speed leaving only death and horror in its wake. Now, with civilisation in shambles and the Infected everywhere, what is left for the survivors? A zombie apocalypse themed AU.
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Here and Now by Myrna Follows reviews
Five years ago, Fang and Vanille saved the world with their friends. Now, thanks to Hope's love, they are awake. But what happens when a dream haunts Vanille? Is it a new focus? Join the old gang in a new journey! This summary sucks, read to find out more. COMPLETE!
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Broken Reflections by coruscamina reviews
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Fang's Favor by kingvampire00 reviews
Fang plays baseball with Hope's boomerang and now she has to make it up to him.
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Alone Together by Exploding Dandelion reviews
It starts off in the most normal way possible. It isn't normal because of the things that would follow, but at the time they are seen as completely everyday things. Not special. Not romantic. They had no spark. He just needed a ride home.
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Vexen's bad hair day by DancingDragonGirl9 reviews
"Just wait until *cough* I get my hands on you *cough, cough* Nyxorb, you little monster!" he yelled. This is the result of me unleashing my OC on the organization. R&R and enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012
Mon espoir, mon amour by thewhitespirit reviews
There was nothing left to live for. Yet, tiny sparks of hope gleam in this big existence, like pearls in the murk. He could grow wings and fly away from this dim location, though he knew it wouldn't be possible. Flashes of horrifying images exploded all around him. First a monster, laughing. A beautiful ocean. She's trying to grab someone's hand, and an electrifying golden light…
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,752 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Lightning, Hope
Animal Mystique by StakeTheHeart reviews
Hope gets home from his last day of school and finds an injured cat. He's always wanted a cat so he makes plans to keep it. Little does he know what events would follow his simple decision.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,999 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Hope, Lightning] - Complete
Comebacks by SporksN'Knives reviews
Snow was convinced he had a comeback for everything. Leave it to Lightning to demonstrate how wrong he really was.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Snow, Lightning - Complete
Got Any Fours? by MarleneShadowheart reviews
What would happen if the group decided to play a game of Go-Fish...with all the predictable over-acting cutscene drama to go along with it! *This is why they should never do recreational activities!*
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Of Love and Pudding by starlightserenity reviews
When Hope finally asks Lightning out, she says yes. But there's always a catch. Hope has to complete her challenge within 7 days or be single, FOREVER.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,052 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Hope, Lightning
Older by nicochii reviews
Going over to an upperclassman's house for tutoring. Seems pretty normal. Right? Various relationships, high school/slice of life. Rating subject to change.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,890 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Lightning, Hope
The cliched date or something by reginleif-valkyrie reviews
Ho,hum, Lightning and Hope go on a date and I try to make it humorus yet cute with a bunch of dumb cliches.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Snow's Missing Energy Drink by MelanieKreiss reviews
Snow can't find his energy drink. Where could it have gone?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Snow - Complete
Second Chances by FallenxEternityx reviews
She believed every lie and every apology Roxas told her. Even when the truth was right in front of her, she would still believe Roxas's lies. Why? Because Namine Strife was a very gullible person,
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Roxas, Naminé
Final Fantasy XIII Ectopudding by DennyTribal reviews
Collab between me and my sister, Rinnu500. What if the events of FF XIII didn't happen the way you thought they did? What if Snow composed songs for evrey scene,Hope had a perversion problem and Fang cursed in every sentence? Well, have fun.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
Up To No Good by Slayzer reviews
Snow, Fang and Vanille can't believe their ears when they eavesdrop on Hope and Light. They noticed Hope and Light had been sneaking off together for a while now but surely it's not what it sounds like or are Hope and Light really up to no good?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hope, Lightning
Organization XIII What the Hell Moments by XXTechnoXMasterXX reviews
What happens when Organization XIII finds out about fanfictions? What are their daily lives like? Just a look inside the life of the group of insane Nobodies.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012
Final Fantasy XIII: Cursed Past by Assassin master ezio 91 reviews
Hope Estheim's life is turned upside down when he meets the newest student in his school, Lightning Farron, but Lightning is hiding a secret that haunts her, a secret she'd rather never resurfaced. Lightning/Hope Snow/Serah Fang/Vanille.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
A Post Apocalyptic Father Son Conversation by The Almighty Mian reviews
Parental guidance is advised.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bartholomew E., Hope - Complete
Ivory Hearts by MindoftheSongbird reviews
Who was this guy? He seemed far too...polite. How did he manage to convince her like that..? He was a strange mystery indeed. Alternate Universe fic, taking place as if the l'cie events never took place. Hope/Lightning, rating may change.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hope, Lightning
Fix You by LightningIsBadass reviews
When Lightning awakes from a crystal state and Hope is suddenly grown, how do they react? / First time writing a fanfic Hope x Light
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,196 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hope, Lightning
Special Delivery by Ephemeral Glimpse reviews
What happens when Vanille orders for pizza? Hope delivers! What ensues next is a roller coaster ride of crazy friends, siblings, and dates. Hope finds himself put on the test, and Vanille's finally just getting the hang of things. Will it ever just be a normal relationship, or will it all fall apart in the end?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - [Hope, Vanille] Fang, Sazh
The Dilemma: A Christmas Carol by nekochii-emi reviews
With the release of XIII-2, Lightning has been very egotistical and mean to the others. However on the night before Christmas she is visited by three ghosts. Will they change her mind? Slight CaiusxLightning and OOCness from Lightning. This fan fiction
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Lightning
I'm a guy, I swear by Chazz 'Selrahc reviews
AU Lightning enrolls in Fal'Cie academy, the worlds premiere private school, to become strong enough to protect someone she loved. The only problem? It's an all male school. When she makes a bet to enter the school her life starts to get interesting...
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hope, Lightning
The Dilemma by nekochii-emi reviews
The trailer for Final Fantasy XIII-2 has serviced on the internet. Unfortunately for Snow, Fang, Sazh, Hope and Vanille, they aren't shown anywhere. How will they react?
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
In My World You Would Be Punished If You by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
There are certain rules that one must follow if they wish to live a relatively pain-free existence. It's just a shame that no one bothered telling the FF:XIII characters that!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011
Final Fantasy XIII meets Facebook by LightningStrikesXIII reviews
What happens when the crew of Final Fantasy XIII finds out about Facebook? Hilarity ensues, of course!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Lightning
Secret Mission: Summer Vacation by nekochii-emi reviews
Sequel to Secret Mission: High School. The Organization are back! here to spend summer vacation at Destiny islands but they still have to keep their identy secret from the world. No moogles were harmed in the making of this
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,973 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete
Let's Get Groyndin' by The Almighty Mian reviews
Hope Estheim is in dire need of something: BADASSNESS. And who better to teach him in the glorious art than the famed queen of badassness, Madam Oerba Yun Fang?
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hope, Fang
Waffles by WonderHeroe reviews
Riku, Ven, and Terra has a interesting talk about waffles. 'nuff said. OneShot, Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Riku, Ventus/Ven - Complete
A Summer's Day by Chazz 'Selrahc reviews
Hope was looking forward to spending a week sleeping in a small cabin at the beach for his break. However with the arrival of 'Her' rest is out of the question. Will a week with Her be more enjoyable then Hope thought? Or will he go insane? AU
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Fang, Hope
Man him up by Slayzer reviews
-Dear God it's an updated!- Fang's falling for Hope but now she finds out what she's gotten into. Hope is bolder then she thought and with the two of them seeking shelter in a cave but there are no barriers between them physically or emotionally.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Hope, Fang
Lemonade Stand by Starry Requiem reviews
Vanitas finds himself in Radiant Garden, ready to wreck havoc, until a little girl stops him and offers him a glass of lemonade. one!shot; kanitas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Vanitas, Kairi - Complete
Of Quotidianess by The Almighty Mian reviews
Happenings that are commonplace at Seventh Heaven sometimes involve glue, wigs, stools, and impalement. Oneshot, created for humor's sake, no particular pairings, and Yuffie's a potty mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Reno, Yuffie K. - Complete
Final Fantasy Claudus XIII by Claude the Author reviews
When Lightning is annoyed and harassed by angry fanboys, she dishes out justice that breaks the plot of FFXIII! CH7: Tetsuya Nomura hits the reset button, and Snow inquires about Kingdom Hearts 3. Rated K Plus because Snow is still a pervert!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Opperation: Bandana by nekochii-emi reviews
Curiousity didn't kill the cat this time
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Snow, Fang - Complete
Sephiroth And The Epic Donut by The Almighty Mian reviews
When Aerith succeeds in coaxing Sephiroth into eating a donut, well, we'll see.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sephiroth - Complete
Sephiroth Discovers The Web by The Almighty Mian reviews
What happens when our favorite white-haired one-winged bishie picks up on a little thing called the internet?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sephiroth - Complete
Better left Unanswered by nekochii-emi reviews
Roxas and Xion learn that there are just some things better left unanswered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
So About Breeding by Tossino reviews
Lightning wonders if Hope even knows anything about sex, and decides to give him "the talk". Crack ish? drabble-ish oneshot.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Lightning, Hope - Complete
Puberty Again? by Asiantastic reviews
Snow accidently broke a time crystal that made him, Lightning, Fang, and Sazh 7 years younger!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hope, Fang
Secret mission: High school by nekochii-emi reviews
What happens when Xemnas gives Roxas, Axel, Xion, Larxene, Demyx and Zexion a mission to disguise as exchange students and collect hearts at the same time? Trouble that's what! Some pairings Warning: language and Tidus bashing
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Larxene, Xion - Complete
Truth or Dare by nekochii-emi reviews
One Shot: Vaan has Dared Balthier to sing the ugly girl song while wearing a tutu, Will he do it? First fan fiction
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
Truth or Dare? by RuinsofTikal reviews
Just a little game....FINISHED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,716 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
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The True Man reviews
What happens when Axel and Roxas are pressured into finding out who is more manly? Chaos is imminent...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Truth or Dare reviews
It all started with boredom, Sora's idea, and a simple game. It spiraled into somehting much greater. May continue.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012
Experiment XIII reviews
When Vexen experiments, and something goes wrong something always manages to and it intoxicates everyone, what randomness will everyone have to endure? Rated T for intoxication and randomness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012
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