The name is Emily. I love all things fiction, or remotely untrue. I'm not the best writer in the world...but I'm hoping to get better. I live in a small town and my only source of adventure is the ones I read about in books. My role model is the one and only J.K. Rowling, she is my hero, and I aspire to make books that she would be glad to read. I'm a somewhat happy person, and I refuse to write anything that my parents wouldn't be proud of, so you won't find anything gross in my stories. Sorry to disapoint. Feel free to ask me anything, and I looooove when I get reviews (then again, who doesn't?)

Favorite Quotes:

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Horton: [looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.

Mrs. Bennet: Have you no consideration for my poor nerves?
Mr. Bennet: You mistake me, my dear. I have the utmost respect for your nerves. They've been my constant companion these twenty years.

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Rumplestilskin: No two loves are the same.

Aibileen Clark: You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

Pirate: Beg for your lives.
John: Sirs! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not beg!
Michael: [Michael gets on his knees] ... Please. Please, don't kill me!
John: [John gets n his knees too] Please, don't kill me either!

Jack Sparrow: Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.