if you are reading this, i have no idea how you got here. I like warriors. I will have a story up soon.

Fireheart's an idiot. Want to know why? Here are two examples...

#1

Spottedleaf: Beware a warrior you cannot trust.

Fireheart: Hmmm... is it Graystripe, the only cat who first accepted me into the Clan and was my friend from the start, who we would risk our lives for each other and we are best friends and were made warriors together? OR is it Tigerclaw, the evil cat who murdered Redtail, tried to frame Ravenpaw, led to Ravenpaw's paranoia and hates me with all the fury of the Dark Forest? I know! It's Graystripe!

#2

Spottedleaf: Beware a warrior who seems to sleep.

Fireheart: Hmmm... is it the ShadowClan sickness, which is totally gone now because Cinderpelt cured it and none of the Clans have seen it for a while now, and there's only a less than 1 percent chance it will return? OR is it Tigerclaw, who killed Redtail, attempted to kill Bluestar, was driven into exile and vowed to murder us all one by one, who has been strangely silent these past few moons? I know! It's the sickness!

idiot...

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, runningstorm

If you have ever been asked your age and you said the age that you were a year ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, runningstorm

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, runningstorm

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up or down an escalator and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate scrolling over the gazillions of 'copy and paste's in people's profiles but have no intention of stopping doing it yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've cried during a movie part that wasn't sad, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've gone to a movie and forgotten what movie you were at, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that everyone is now scared of you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin in resemblance or personality, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for cookies or a Hershey Bar.

Life isn’t passing me by- it’s trying to run me over!

I’ve got ADD and magic markers- Oh, the fun I will have.

If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.

One way to figure out how things work- push all the buttons!

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

CHUCK NORRIS JOKE TIME!!

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

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Quick! Write down 12 of your favorite cats from Warriors!

1. Blackstar
2. Cloudtail
3. Hawkfrost
4. Brackenfur
5. Sorreltail
6. Brook
7. Mousefur
8. Longtail
9. Graystripe
10. Jayfeather
11. Bluestar
12. Yellowfang

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Brook/Bluestar? NO (shudders)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Um... ITS A CAT!

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

MASS HYSTERIA

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

NOOOOOOOOO.

(for you idiots out there, yes.)

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Probably not.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Five/Nine, since Jay is a med Cat. But if he wasn’t…….

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Mousefur would leave ThunderClan and Brightheart would get a heart attack.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

With his powers, nothing could stop Jayfeather from traveling to the Dark Forest (a.k.a. Place of no Stars) to meet his one true love.

9) Is there anything as one/eight fluff?

No. Of course not, right? (looks around nervously)

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

O_o

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

What the sht is het??

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

NOOOOOOOOOOO! (cowers under desk)

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

SHUT UP WILLOWSHINE! I HAVE ONLY ONE MATE AND HER NAME IS STICKY!!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Blind by Lifehouse

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

All Storm x Brook lovers look away

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Hi.

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Blackstar and Longtail are in a happy relationship until Sorreltail runs off with Graystripe. After Longtail dumps Blackstar for Cloudtail, Brook gets upset and retaliates by dating Yellowfang. Alone and broken-hearted, Blackstar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Blackstar meets Brackenfur and Mousefur. The three loners meet Jayfeather, who tells each of them to look for love. Brackenfur finds Hawkfrost, Mousefur gets Bluestar, but now Blackstar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Brook and Yellowfang!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Blackstar’s torture

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Humor/Romance

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

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