My current obsessions:

-Transformers

-Full metal Alchemist

About me:

I'm a junior in high school which sucks since all my awesome senior friends graduated (Honestly guys, all of you failed grades before! Why couldn't you fail one more time for me!) and left me stuck alone with the fish.

My true interest is in drawing, but alas...that won't pay any bills. So I'm forced by my parents to become a therapist (in other words therapist) since I'm sooo good at handling their problems, but honestly would you want to pay someone like me to straighten your head out? If you can't tell I'm kinda bitter on the subject of family since I realized my mother was trying to live through my life, and my father is always too immersed in his work to notice me. Well that was easily changed when I moved out, and now that I'm living on my own I can finally write without any threat! ;)

I am really random when I write, and that's due to my ADHD (I'm not using it as an excuse for my poor writing though) which is currently a problem I'm arguing with my insurance company to fix . While I accept criticism flames will be used to keep my ass warm during winter, when my shitty heater in my equally shitty apartment gives out.

I'm all for gay pride, since I'm bisexual myself. If you don't like it, you can do what my homophobic friends do and dial down your straight-o-meter.

When I write I usually use an original character simply because I want to escape reality (and my bills) for at least the two to three hours I have before I run up my Internet bill. My character usually goes through the problems in daily life that I had, before I left my parents. :(

Let me make this crystal clear:

I HATE MARY SUES!!

If my character EVER becomes one I promise to correct that, go cut myself, and cry alone and unloved in a corner!

My Character:

Name: Alexis (call me Lexi or Persona)

Age: 18

Hight: 5'3 (yes I'm a munchkin.)

Eye color: Brown

Hair color: Black

Hair length: Short (I'm lazy.)

Race: Asian/White

Skin pigment: I'm so white, my gangster name is liquid paper yo! And if I were a ninja, they'd call me whiteout!

Weight: I'm thin guys I don't say shit like, "Omg I'm so freaking fat!". I say things like, "Shut the heck up! At least you have boobs!".

Cup size: I'm not gonna lie, if it weren't for my face I'd be mistaken for a boy. (well more so than usual.)

Favorite Quotes:

-Why do you people say that being thin is good!? Is having the body of a teen-aged boy that fucking sexy!?-me going off on a random chick who complained about her weight.

-I DO not sound like a six year old!!-me after my so called friends make fun of my voice.

-Stick that in your juice box and suck it!- my buddy Courtney.

-WHO FARTED!?-my other buddy Courtney in a quiet room.

~ ( A loving moment between my best friend Kristin and I, at her family reunion) ~

-Me:Hey Kristin!

-Kristin:Hey Lexi...how'd you get here?

-Me:Your mom picked me up.

-Kristin:Oh, ok. Why are you at my family reunion?

-Me:Free food...(yelling so everyone can hear) What?! Kristin have you been drinking coffee?!

-Kristin: Wha? You freak what are you talking about?

-Me:(still yelling) Oh! You're doing meth these days!?

-Kristin:(has a drug record her parents are pissed about) What!? NO! You moron, shut up or I'll cut you!

-Me:(yelling even louder) You did what with a donkey!?

-Kristin:(whispering) I swear I'll kill you, and they'll never find the body! unless you sh-

-Me: (backing up while pointing at her)(still yelling) You don't use tampons!? What? You prefer to air dry!? you sicko!

-Kristin: (mid leap at me) Imma kill you!