I'm exactly what it says in my username. Found a really crappy author who needs a critique/flame? But you don't want to ruin your reputation as the 'nice guy/girl'? Well, I'm the one you want. Tell me the story/author/Mary-Sue or whatever, and give me a copy of the flame/critique you want to give them. I'll send it in under my name. So you get to keep your reputation, and the author gets to keep some sense! Happy ending for all of us.

Like this idea? Yeah, me too.

I write summat good as well, and Mary-Sue parodies are win. By the way, some of the flames/critiques I give out are purely of my creation. Just so you know. It's not always the requester who's the asshole. I'm pretty much the number one asshole out there.

AND I CAN SPELL! :D
Yay for assholes who can spell.
... I'm sorry, I had caffeine.

And now, for all you stat-obsessed...

Name: J.
Age: Unknown.
Birth date: 31st October, 0520. Actually, I guess that would make me... One thousand, four hundred and eighty-nine. Well, the price of being immortal.
Likes: Cookies.
Dislikes: Crappy writing.

NOTE: I will not, I repeat, NOT, post a flame on an author that I decide is unjustified or abusive. I don't exist to hurt other authors on this site; the name Flamer For Hire is just used because I don't like to get all high-and-mighty by using the word 'critique' in my penname. It's also a joke, if nobody understood this. Anyway, I do not wish to be removed from this site.