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BRING ON THE SMUT! okay, now I have your attention, time for a small part about moi! I am twenty with a passion for Harry Potter, The Fault in Our Stars, How to Train Your Dragon, The Hunger Games and a few other fandoms that have eluded my thoughts. I have decided, after about ten minutes of hard thinking, I shall write for this glorious site! I hope you love me and worship every letter I type (ofcourse you will; I am awesome) NOW ONWARD :D any questions? Inbox away and I will do my best to reply asap |
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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 134 - Words: 852,703 - Reviews: 4909 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Breaking the Ties That Bind by la.colombe.de.paix reviews
The course of true love never did run smooth. The path on which Tonks and Lupin have found their love is long and winding, as they must overcome the obstacles of war, prejudice, and their irreconcilable differences on matters of new life and certain death. Lupin, too, must face the demons of his past and the monsters in his future. Can love really conquer all? From end of HBP. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 301,332 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11625 - Favs: 11,075 - Follows: 9,498 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Eventful by WingardiumLeviosa01 reviews
Starting in January, Lily and James think that they are prepared for the rest of the seventh year that lay ahead of them. Perhaps they'd have been right if this year was anything like the others they'd had. But, seventh year is not. Seventh year is different. Seventh year is eventful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,717 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Chameleon Changes by Shira Lansys reviews
While the Marauders are trying to become animagi, something goes awry and Sirius and Remus switch bodies. And if Remus thought that being Sirius would be his biggest problem, he's got another thing coming. RemusSirius, slash. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,552 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Blocked by scarlettfire reviews
Their first time does not go as planned, and now they must rebuild from there. Only time and a LOT of patience will get them where they need and want to be.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,420 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Life Choices by MssrTragicandConsumptive reviews
Does anyone ever wonder how Remus ended up with James and Sirius? Honestly, he still isn't very sure himself. How the Mauraders got their start. Tumblr request Baby Wolfstar
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Customer by 7895764757 reviews
"I tried getting my son into cars once," the man said suddenly. "We tried to rebuild a car in our garage. I wanted the opportunity to spend more time with him since he goes to boarding school. I think he took it the wrong way though." set post BTW
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
i don't have you by SugarPopsAndLemonDrops reviews
He doesn't find out what happened until the next day, when, in Kurt's stickered bedroom, his son admits that he and Blaine are having problems, but brushes it off like water off a duck's back. Reaction fic from 3x17 - spoilers for the whole episode.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Those Three Little Words by HopingForEverything reviews
Kurt's in New York and is spending a Saturday night alone in his shared apartment when he realises just how much he misses Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
With a Little Help From My Friends by MidniteMarauder reviews
In which Sirius and Remus shag like fiends, and James just can't take it anymore. Remus/Sirius; Remus/Sirius/James
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2012 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Teachers by Kimmimaru reviews
Remus is a virgin, Sirius and James take pity on him and decide to become his teachers...Threesome; James/Sirius/Remus. SLASH. Enjoy and R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
Of Moonies by deaduser1294 reviews
In which Sirius wants to talk about Moonies, and Remus wants James' transfiguration notes. One thing leads to another and Sirius learns about what Moonies do in their free time. *ahem snog ahem*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dark Things by CuttlefishRock reviews
Remus invites Sirius to try something new and deliciously dark. SiriusxRemusxRegulus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by SCWLC reviews
James decides to give Sirius to Remus as a Christmas present. Yes, it's slash, no, I won't do any more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Padfoot's Letter by HipogriffDancer
When your stuck in Askaban sometimes the only thing you can do is beg for forgiveness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Things James Potter Didn't Need To See by templeg reviews
Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Too popular to still be a virgin by kubrick reviews
James walks into the boys dormitory with a not too pleased expression. Its a look seen once too often by Remus and Peter and they are pleased they were just heading to bed before anything could be said about James's obvious disastrous date. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Naked (James x Sirius, Sirius x Remus) by Flagfish reviews
Marauders era. This is a very dirty story; a rumor about Sirius and James has Remus jealous despite himself. James x Sirius, Sirius x Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,154 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L., James P.] Regulus B.
Dear Mum and Dad by tears over beers reviews
"Today was my birthday. I asked where you were and everyone said you both went away. When are you coming back? I changed my hair to pink and Uncle Charlie cried. Why did he cry? Love, Teddy Lupin, age six." Teddy writes a series of letters to his parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Teddy L., N. Tonks - Complete
Breaking the News by Tonkswyrda reviews
Tonks had something she really should tell Remus... but she doesnt want to, considering how he freaked out last time. AU. post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/2/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Condensed Life and Times of Remus Lupin by Tonkswyrda reviews
Remus Lupin is thinking about his Life. Remus Lupin is about to die. R&R for happy summaries?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Ask him out! by Tonkswyrda reviews
Sirius is being a pain in the ass and sticking his nose in where it doesnt belong. what else is new? Tonks is really unimpressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Replacement by Tonkswyrda reviews
sometimes, shoes are just what you need.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Mistletoe by remuslives23 reviews
James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Practice by remuslives23 reviews
What's a best friend for if not for practice? "I don't fancy you. We'd just be...practicing." Remus Lupin from Year 1 to 7. How did our fav. werewolf lose his virginity? Please R/R. Ain't too proud to beg!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,422 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
Untouchables by MrsTater reviews
Remus and Tonks run from birthday parties and wedding receptions, but bigotry catches up with them. So do the side effects of pregnancy. Sequel to Water Falls and Once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Desire by Alie365 reviews
RLNT “So, you think I’m an innocent child, Remus?” He looked alarmed by the suggestion. “No, no, not a child. Just… young.” What happened between Lupin and Tonks that had her crying to Molly Weasley in the middle of the night? Sequel to 'The First Time'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 6/16/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
What of The Other Two Marauders? by Karka reviews
James had Lily, and it is widely assumed that Peter never got any in his life. But what of the other two Marauders? very short, not even sure where it came from.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Over The Moon by Lady Bracknell reviews
Having made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date, little suspecting how choppy the waters will become.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,861 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The First Time by Alie365 reviews
RLNT. The beginning of Lupin and Tonks' relationship. Lupin pov, but NOT 1st person. A prequel of sorts to 'Desire'. Be warned. This is not the fluffy bunnies version of their beginning that most fics seem to be. It's pretty dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
But Sirius by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Sirius and Remus are in the library, and Sirius happens to notice that Regulus is sitting next to a girl. A little too close to a girl for big brother's comfort. So big brother proceeds to make a fool of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Remus Lupin Got Married by Sparklystuff reviews
You didn't expect Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks to have an ordinary wedding night, did you? Of course not. Thus, a story of love against all odds, including squeaky vibrating beds and mysterious packages. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The One Hundredth Way by raykoRavenclaw reviews
Tonks may have managed to get a first kiss out of Lupin, but will she find it as easy to get a first date? Hmm…she’ll just have to consult her book, “99 ways to get a wizard out on a date.” Sequel to Third Time's a Charm. please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cartography by tempestuous reviews
Remus and Sirius are working on creating the Marauder's Map. Slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.