Hey dudes! Dudettes too! um...yeah, i'm eijifan6654, but my friends call me Nezumi-chan, Mii-chan, and Daphne, so whichever! i'm really into anime right now cuz i'm waiting for the last harry potter book to come out. that totally sucks. three days after my b-day is when it come out, so i'll get home just in time to get it!

So, my b-day just happens to be July 18, 1994. DO THE MATH!!! there's some peoples out there with brains, even if my school is full of idiots. i'm in missouri as of January. i miss alabama, though. the air is so polluted up here! and to all you damn yankees out there, i was born in texas and i am the fastest talker in my family! oh! and damn yankee is just an expression, no offense to anybody!

as of lately my favorite animes are:

Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Tokyo Mew Mew (not mew mew power, cuz the voices are too high pitched for my ears!), Ichigo 100, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Blood, Inuyasha, and Princess Tutu

YAY!!! SUMMER IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm...nope nuthin else...just some common misconceptions about southerners!!

1) We DON'T talk at three words per hour!! over half of my friends and family down in Alabama talk faster than people in missouri.

2) We're NOT stupid!!!!! I am one of the smartest kids in over half of my classes up here ad there are plenty of kids in Alabama that are smarter than me. the stupid thing is for hillbillies, not rednecks.

3) If you have ever eaten rattlesnake, deer, raccoon, rabbit, crocodile, alligator, or lizard you can consider yourself a redneck. But unless you have caught the poor beast in question, you can't be considered a TRUE redneck. but you really ain't a redneck if you have never said any of the following: y'all, ain't, a'ight (I can't spell that one!), coon dog, or widjadidja (can't spell that one either!!)

4) I talk in complete sentences, and with mostly correct grammar. not all of my southern friends do that half the time. they are all however, extermemly atheletic and exceptionally good hunters, fishermen (and women!), archers, trappers, and for the most part artists. all of them have referred to me at some point as 'girlfriend' including the guys. that means absolutely nothing! go figure huh?

we are all extremely random, and love to have fun. for some reason, last year, i found out that my best friend was my cousin, she was related to the guy i had liked in second grade (which made us cousins), and he was related to my ex-best friend. so, my two best friends, at the time, were my cousins, and the guy i had liked from second to fourth grade was also my cousin. needless to say, i burned every note i recieved from him since. soon after my friend became my ex-best friend because she found out about us being cousins, the little witch. anyway, my mom was also friends with all of my friends' parents. that shows you how small my town was! but that's my word on Alabama, and i think it's the best place in the world (though i have yet to visit Japan and Hawaii)

Here's my youtube account! watch my vids

http://www.youtube.com/demondragon664

Here's a recent deviation that i put up, it's hand drawn, I swear! it's not Sona, but i'll have her up soon!

Here's my pic(s) of Sona, like I promised!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs (and that takes talent!) copy this into your profile.

A recent study has shown that 92 percent of all teenagers have moved on to rap, put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent who stayed with REAL music.

If You Have Done This In Wal-mart Add This To Your Profile

-Steal peoples carts when they're not looking.

-Put a blanket around your shoulders and run around the store yelling "Come Robin...to the Batcave!" (my little cousin decided he would be Robin, we got into big trouble with his mom and our grandma)

-Yelled at the manager for false advertising "YOU DON'T SELL WALLS HERE!"

- While in the fitting room yell "There's no toiletpaper in here!" (not actually going to the bathroom in there)

-Have cart races

-Set up a giant battle feild of G.I. Joes vs. X-men and take bets on who was going to win.

- Made a trail of ketchup to the ladies bathroom.

-Tried on bras over the top of your clothes in the aisles.

-Put together a football game using the store as the feild and inviting as many people as possible

-Directed traffic in the parking lot.

-Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles.

-Yell "RED ROVER" when you see a couple holding hands and run through them.

-Fill the entire auto department with air freshner. (always fun!)

-Redress the manicans

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (me! it's me! my friend Audrey would die though O.o)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, eijifan664

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile (my grandma thought i was dead!!)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I did not make these!! I found most of them on drangongirl92's profile!! the last bulletin i really hope is real!!! i've placed my trust in that wish...even if my birtday is in less than a month!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have ever been so bored you literally cried copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

If you ever went up to someone you didn't know and give em a hug, copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Courtesy of the author, Dragongirl92!

NOW FOR A BRILLIANT MATH LESSON...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that yougurt is not meant to be eaten with a spoon but with your mouth copy this onto your profile

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile. (So cool! I actually read it!! )

Key to the Doctor's Office

1. If you don't cry, you get a sucker!

2. If you cry you get two!

3. If you cry a lot you get three!

4. But if you scream your head off, the doctor might let you take the bag!!

DUM DUMs are good!!

My brother and i have found this by personal experience. We have also noticed that if there is an abscence of suckers, you get stickers!! This only works for older kids IF YOU HAVE YOUR KID BROTHER/SISTER WITH YOU!! Or, if your doctor has worked as a pediatrician. -Much Love, eijifan664

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9

Which one has the most reviews?

Dearest Sonja

Least?

My Lord Fluffy sama

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Dearest Sonja

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Dearest Sonja

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Romance

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Quality

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um...

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Dearest Sonja

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Rae & Dearest Sonja

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Anime/Manga

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most of the time

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I try

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yes

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All of em!

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