Hey, my names Raychil, but my penname on here is darkreicheru. I made this account long ago, and I just recently logged back on and checked out some things. And I've noticed that I was a huge noob. Therefor I am deleting my previous noob fails, figuring out this website once again, and then possibly posting more recent, and more decent stories. Hopefully they'll be good, but if they aren't I'll always be open for reviews to help me get better. Currently I'm working on a naruto fanfiction with two characters I've been developing for years now, and two more recent one. Plus I finally found a way to put both my ideas into one story. Hopefully I'll be able finish it. Other than that I've possible got a Kids Next Door story and a Fullmetal Alchemist started up. If I get enough ideas for it, I might end up posting it. Who knows. For now I've got my first two chapters up for the previously mentioned Naruto story now name "The Angel of Demons." Go check it out. Now for the random stuff from years ago:

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"the blind are the ones who can truely see."-dragon of twighlight, and everybody who knows it's true.

"I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine.And you shall be my squishy.Come here little squishy."-dory from finding nemo

"chuu!"-Mizune

"cheese!"-Mizune

"anybody can be a demon, even if they aren't"-me and basically my character Reicheru 'cause she is me in anime form.

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"When your right, no one remembers, when your wrong, no one forgets."

"I died, but Heaven wouldn't let me in, and Hell was afraid I would take over."

"A good piece of advice if you're sucked into a video game: if it moves, KILL IT!"

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

"One dark night in broad daylight, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys."

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"stupidity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back."

"Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed."

"When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?"

"Love your enemies; it really pisses them off!"

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I'm not actually here...this, is my after-image."

"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"

"My psychiatrist says that I've lost my marbles, but what does he know? My marbles are in a plastic bag in my closet."

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Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Nintendo4ever, Darkangel24700, mandrakefunnyjuice, Dragon of Twilight, darkreicheru

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

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If you have never watched Heroes, 24, The O.C., Grey's Anatomy, or any of that stuff, and are sickened by those who do, please copy & paste this into your profile.

Studies show that if Abercrombie released the fact that it wasn't cool to breathe, 92 percent of teenagers would die. If you're part of the other 8 percent who would be screaming with laughter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent that don't give a shit, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list! AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperacticely Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Nayru Goddess of Wisdom, RoyalFanatic, Nintendo4ever, Dragon of Twilight, darkreicheru

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a parked car copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a white wall while extremely sugar high, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, Whispering Whip, darkreicheru

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), BloodyOracle (done it at a friends house before... and I still do it!), Whispering Whip (IT hurts, but ITs fun),darkreicheru (um, at a freinds house and i kinda tripped over my own feet...)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that you added someone's story to your faves list in a review, then forgot to actually add the story, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! Haha! I HAVE THIS ON HERE TWICE IF ANYONE NOTICED!! HAHA!!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, Whispering Whip,darkreicheru

If you hate Sasuke Uchiha, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Machi-san,

If you love the manga and anime of Tokyo Mew Mew, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

You Know You Live In The Year 2000+ When...

1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) You are now laughing at yourself for your stupidity.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...And you know you did!

FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying" DAMN, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But thats OK, you never returned the T-shirt you borrowed from them either

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say" I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college( a.k.a: drinking buddies
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet . After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.