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Hi all you may know xoRenesmeeCarlieCullenxo (she is my best friend and my beta for all my stories)

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of life you know...!!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don’t let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Girl Talk
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

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Sailing Away (Smooth Sailing part 2) by Redshadow43 reviews
Lucius and Hermione have just delivered the dragon princess and her book to Minister Kingsley, and are making plans to consummate their newfound love later that night, when Kingsley returns with a new mission they must leave on immediately, taking the wind right out of her sails...so come along on their new high adventure and see if Hermione's sailing ever gets any smoother...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,738 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Sigh by write-this-song reviews
Hermione works at the twins shop the summer before seventh year, making business boom. Going back to school, she has a job offer and new friends. What happens when a marriage law throws a wrench in Hermione's carefully set plan?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,826 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/13/2008 - George W., Hermione G.
Prove It by Redshadow43 reviews
Lucius Malfoy lost both wife and son while fleeing the Battle of Hogwarts. Now, to keep his job at the Ministry he's been asked to prove he has renounced Voldemort and his ways by doing something he never would have done before. He is asked to marry someone who is not a pureblood. For him, only one particular Mudblood would ever do...lemony goodness, M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,051 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Without Disappointment There Can be No Hope by StoryPainter reviews
Bella is finally content with her life. She hardly even thinks of Edward anymore. So, what will happen when her past storms back into her life and throws all her plans in the air? Bella has to decide if she can move forward without ever looking back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,672 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Finally Where We Belong by jmrstarlover reviews
AU/OOC Hermione and Luna are unhappy with their current situation, and get offered the chance to change it all. SB/HG RL/LL JP/LE SS/OC PP/OC M in later chapters... Kinda slow start to get everything explained.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,012 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER? by HermsTimeTurner reviews
Hermione Granger is depressed.Hogwarts has a new cheerleading team.when ginny wants to revive Hermione back to her old happy self, she INSISTS that she auditions...catching the attention of a certain slytherin sex god... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Solstice by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Life changes...just like the seasons. Bella finds herself coming out of an ending and into a beginning. Still hurt and emotionally withdrawn. Can someone new help her embrace the change in her life? Can her broken heart find love again? E/B Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,902 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mute Love by ALWAYS-B-HAPPY reviews
Bella flies 2Forks after a horrible accident. She is attacked and taken 2 da hospital where she meets the handsome, caring, and wonderful Dr. Carlisle Cullen. She is in a unconscious while Carlisle treats and becomes bound to her. C inside 2full summery
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The beginning of Something AwkwardBut Hot by HermsTimeTurner reviews
Hermione and Draco have a little "Moment" one morning. oh how this morning will lead to so much more : Enjoy and Review! 3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Luminance of Night by StoryPainter reviews
What if Bella realized Edward's plan to leave after the incident at her 18th birthday party? Could she find the strength to walk away to give the Cullens a chance at normalcy for a few more years? Could she survive it? Did she want to? AU/New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,700 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella
I Want the Fire Back by Sirius Lee In Love reviews
[Complete] Hermione is obsolete – the War is over, Harry and Ron are busy, and she the mere Charms teacher at Hogwarts. When a presumably dead man comes back better than ever, she suddenly means everything... to him. SiHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,383 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete