The Reviewer~~~

Well, a little bit about myself...

Yes, I was a writer here on FF.net. No, I won't tell you my "Writer Username". And, of course...I read myself sometimes through a day of fanfics, some of which were horrible. I've decided to do something about the horrible stories (and the good ones), whether they need a good reality check or a pat on the back.

I'm in high school right now and currently taking an English honors class, so my grammar and spelling should be sufficient enough to judge the fanfics here. Since there are a wide variety of fanfics and blahblah out there...here are the only shows/game fics that I'll muddle through with...(if your category isn't here, wah, who cares?)

1) Fullmetal Alchemist
2) Avatar : The Last Airbender
3) Naruto
4) Bleach
5) Maple Story
6) Harry Potter
7) Pokemon
8) Ouran High School Host Club
9) The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
10) Danny Phantom

I'll update this list if there's a new show or something I know more about to leave a review on.

Rules (for not ticking me off)

1) Don't EVER reply to a review that I have left for another person and say I'm wrong. It doesn't concern you.

2) I don't care if you got tons of airheaded fanmail from others and you get ONE critique from me. Don't come crying to me and whining, "OMG! Everyone loves my storyy! Whyyyyy can't YoU!!!??!?!?!?! YOU EvIL PeRsON!!" Frankly, I don't give a damn about it. I'll leave a nasty review based on your writing skills.

3) Who cares if your the BEST writer on the block. I don't. Even if your some "hotshot" I'll still treat you like everyone else and leave a harsh or good comment.

4) Don't spam my inbox saying, "PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ REVIEW MY STORY!!!!!!!!" Truth is, I won't. You just annoyed me.

5) Don't beg for me to put your story on the Page of Fame. I only put two good stories I've read from the whole day on there.

6) Oh, hahaha, this is a funny one. Don't come PMS-ing at me "screaming intelligently" about how I've "flamed" your "wonderful" story. Remember, I critique, not flame.

7) Another thing, don't make up some stupid comment about how your character is NOT a Mary-sue/Gary-stu. I don't care if you argue. I'll just label you as another whining writer.

Point Criteria

Alright, so I basically "grade" your fanfic too. Here's how it works...

Minus Points,
Mary-Sue/Gary-stu (-4)
OOC characters (-1)
Harsh grammatical errors (-2)
Spelling (-2)
Incorrect facts from game/story/book (-5)
Fast-paced, run-ons, etc. (-1)

Plus Points,
Well developed characters (+3)
No or little grammatical errors (+2)
Developed plotline (+4)
Not fast paced (+1)
Very well developed action scenes (if there are any) (+2)
No mindless smut/lemons (+2) (like the kind you write because your horny, not for the story)

Totals,
5= Really good! Keep at it!
4= Few errors, but nothing too damaging, good
3=Nice!
2= Mmmm, needs some work
1= Go back to the writing board, buddy.
0= Ow! Simply horrible. Rethink everything and take another spin at it.

Listen, some of you might think, "Oh god, you're so mean." By the time you read til here, but I'll say everything except these next words, "You have no talent in writing, just give up." I will ABSOLUTELY NEVER say those words. I know how much it hurts when someone tells you to stop writing just because your plots are crap or if your characters aren't developed. I might be harsh, but I will never tell you that you have no talent in writing.