Hello people of Earth (and for those not of Earth, hello to you too!). I am a female person who practices medicine. Well, I dont really practice it, I study it. But that doesnt matter because this bio is about my interests! Not my incorrect grammar. So let us get started.

Favorite color: Red!! Can't get enough of the color!

Favorite band: Evanescence! Ah, their music touches my soul.

Favorite T.V. Show: BONES!!!! I am obsessed! And to all those Bones fans who crave spoilers ( I am one of those people who needs to know what happens) on youtube there is a person who does spoilers for the upcoming episodes of season 7. So search this person, zambamama, on youtube and the spoilers will be in your hand, and don't forget to subscribe. Also, if you like fantastic videos of Booth and Brennan, TheLovelyBones1, does some amazing editing, so please go check her out. (By the way, I am neither of those people and I am not trying to promote them. They are just fantastic at what they do, so if you like Bones, check 'em out!)

Favorite Book: Sabina Kane, Elemental Assassin, The Hunger Games etc.

Favorite Dessert: Molten Chocolate Lava Cake at Chilie's!

I also love witty and sarcastic comments. I feel they are the answer to eveything. And they are funny. HEHEHEHE!!!

And ladies and gents, that about all there is of me besides me. I enjoy reading everyone's stories and I hope I'll be as good as you guys someday! Kisses to all! Goodbye!

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together.

HAHA, witty comments. ;)