Hobbies: Bouncing on clouds (I prefer cumulus, because they're the bounciest, but cirrus are fun, too. They're hard to hit, and you can fly right through them.), burning ants with sparklers (to prevent them from taking over the world), and negotiating interstellar peace (because I can)

Favorite color: Sky Green

Favorite food: Chewable Vitamins (They taste so good, but I'm only allowed one every day.)

Country: Upside-Down-Land (I only live there on Mondays, though. I spend the rest of my time in the USA.)

Name: I respond to anything that starts with J

Birthday: I'm not an idiot

Grade: 10.289475918754685

Gender: Female (Or Fungi depending on how my day went.)

Age: I feel three most days (But people are always yelling at me to act my age, so I think I'm older than that.)

Random fact: I don't swear out loud.

Relationship Status: If you've read the rest of this I think you know (If you guessed single... *ding ding ding* we have a winner. If not, thanks for thinking there's still hope.)