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Joined 05-13-12, id: 4003133, Profile Updated: 12-19-12

Hi, I'm Jodie.

First Things first, I don't write because i can't so don't expect any bloody stories okay. Good.

Here's a small boring fact file:

Full Name: Jodie Elizabeth Lancaster

DOB: 20th June

Age: (ha.)

Things I like: The Avengers, Sherlock (BBC), Hetalia, Supernatural, Tumblr, FanFiction (obviously), TANGLED AND DISNEY OMFG

Things I don't like: Preachy vegans, My ships not being cannon

The ships I sail: FrostIron, Thorki, USUK, FrUK, FrUKUS, Destiel, RapunzelXEugene

The ships I avoid sailing: Stony, JanexThor, Frerard, Any self insertion by anyone (unless it's Stosh which I have to ship bc my friend will fuck me up other wise) (Stosh is StephXJoshHutcherson)

Favourite TV Show: The Walking Dead

Favourite Movie: Tangled

Favourite Celebrity: Tom Hiddleston

One quote from me: "sweet jesus why does everyone want to touch Mr. Ratcliffe's butt?"

One quote from a friend: "I'm Charli, vote for me because the other guys piss me off!"

Final words to you now: omfg bye ily

I think thats it??

If you wanna hit me up (well not hit me bc that would hurt and i will hurt you back unless ur like muscle man or something) then visit my crappy tumblr okay:

www.not-of-midgard.tumblr.com

Or like just yeah.

I love you?

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The Avengers TextMessages by HeartsWatson reviews
Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Courtship of Loki Odinson by andquitefrankly reviews
Sequel to Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try. It's official. Tony and Loki are dating. But what about jerk dads Howard and Odin? And surely this will cause a riot at school. Not to mention Thor's ire as well as the Warrior's Three. Maybe next time Tony should consider dating a less life destroying nerd. Not that that would be any fun.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 83,519 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Beneath a Veil of Bitter Ice by gothraven89 reviews
It is the day of Loki's trial but all is not as it appears, and by the end of it Thor's world lays shattered . Thor will need all the help he can get, and who better to aid him than Earths mightiest heroes as he begins a desperate search for someone he thought he had lost. BADASS LOKI and GUILTY THOR AND COMPANY. REVIEWS ARE LUV AND ONLY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PLEASE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,768 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Shawarma for Loki by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
At the end of The Avengers, they all went to get shawarma. Where was Loki? Well... Caution, spoilers. Now includes Loki's return to Asgard and some other random stuff.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Loki
The stories untold by Maroon-dragon reviews
It is a surprise for Tony when Loki appears at his house two years after the battle. Slowly he pieces together what happened to the Asgardian that made him so jaded. Tony/Loki eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Peter by KyokoDreamer reviews
(AU) A successful psychiatrist married to the love of his life, Arthur Kirkland has it all - that is, until he meets Peter, a boy unlike any other, whose only dream is to be recognised and to gain one true friend. Through opening up to one another, both experience the ups and downs of life and discover that what you want and what you need are often two very different things. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - England/Britain, America
Dark Days by undercover banana reviews
For centuries England has kept a secret that concerns all of the nations. It's only when the world is consumed in darkness that he can tell the rest of the nations his secret. Rated T due to swearing and a bit gory.(Britannia angel) fits quiet a few genres like adventure and family and angst. Will edit and correct grammar at some point
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 142,711 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
A Wonderful Trip to the Airport by StarryKnyght reviews
Austria, Hungary, and Prussia all go to the airport together on their way to a world meeting. Hungary has to deal with the two guys bickering, and there are some issues in the check-in process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Austria, Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Masquerade by Konstantya reviews
Chibitalia tries to play matchmaker, Austria disapproves, and Hungary has a very memorable time at the Carnival of Venice. (AustriaxHungary—except, well, you'll see.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Austria, Hungary, N. Italy - Complete
Unrequited by Busby's Teapot reviews
In which France discovers Jane Austen and the fact England isn't entirely emotionally constipated. Well, sort of. FrUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Cookies by XxChocoMelloxX reviews
Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter Mavin fic. Michael has trouble keeping his "raging" under control around Gavin, until Gavin comes into work badly hurt. Rated T for language.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
Mon Amour by Chapt3rFour reviews
"I just don't see how a few minutes alone can make two people suddenly fall in love." Arthur doesn't understand the logic behind love, but can a wacky idea by America and seven minutes alone with Francis change his mind...? FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Save Me From December by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A pathetic whore, like himself, getting injected with drugs in an alleyway doesn't sound like a lucky break, but he'd be surprised what miracle finds him. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, minor USUK. Rated M for Language, Lemons, Torture, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,725 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bonne nuit, mon prince by Tiramisu and coffee reviews
It seemed like betrayal from Francis' point of view that Arthur left him alone. Human names. AU. FACE family, FrUK. TW: Death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Choose Your Fate by Miss Enthusiasimal reviews
AU. When Thor, Loki, the Warriors Three and the Lady Sif travel to Jotunheim, Laufey discovers exactly how much Odin stole that day so long ago. And he demands it back.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,657 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor
Do or Do Not, There is No Try by andquitefrankly reviews
Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I Got Away by The Prince of Nothing Charming reviews
I finally had the Idol like so many others before me, but I got away from the Gorillas
Temple Run - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,428 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Shadows and Regrets by Cassy27 reviews
Thor and the Avengers wake up with no memory of the last 24 hours. They have no idea what has happened, but it makes even less sense when Thor finds Loki beaten half to death in his room. No slash!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,912 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Stay On Top by ianna28 reviews
SEQUEL to Always On Top. It's summer time and not only are kids out of school, but the villains are restless, too. The Avengers are perplexed by all the activity, but are they missing something bigger? How deep do the 'trouble' genes of Tony Stark flow? And on top of that an Avengers wedding to plan. Maybe. FrostIron, slash, Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,738 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Come Out On Top by ianna28 reviews
"There's no throne, there's no version of this where you come out on top." Tony could actually think of a few versions, but they didn't involve an invasion and some fighting. Why was he picturing that? Scene between Tony and Loki. What if Tony saw a little bit more in Loki's eyes than rage, and some smugness? Based on a One-Shot. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Lost Boys by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
How A God Bleeds by Canute reviews
Loki finds himself banished to Midgard along with Thor. Stripped of their powers and condemned to mortality, both eventually learn what it means to live like mortals, feel like mortals - and love like mortals. Semi-AU, Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Where All Roads Lead by WindStar reviews
During a damned venture to Muspelheim, Thor makes a deal with the devil - and Loki pays the price.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Thor's Brother by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
*Sequel to Odin's Son* Thor mourns for Loki and tries to find out if he's alive, while on Midgard Loki tries to return home. No pairings, just friendship for everything. Rated K-plus. Please read/review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Thor, Loki
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Letters From Heaven by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
AU. When Francis and Arthur parted on less-than-desirable terms two months ago, Francis never dreamed that he wouldn't ever get a chance to apologize. But when he is given the note from Arthur's pocket, is there still the most impossible chance of hope?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Nightmare by See You Sooner or Later reviews
"Know that I love you dearly," Thor whispers, and he presses a kiss to Loki's forehead, "Now sleep, little brother." / T for gore. Not really a slashy Thor x Loki, but more of strong brotherly love.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Odin's Son by willshakespeare-immortalbard reviews
The story of Thor and Loki's brotherhood, told in little stories about them. All in chronological order, though there are some flashbacks to scenes from earlier times. Please read/review! *Now complete.*
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Unto Death by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki finds out where his former captor, the so-called "Abaddon", came from and uncovers something even more sinister in the process. Thor is close at hand to make sure Loki doesn't go too far. Sequel to Abaddon.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Abaddon by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki is kidnapped and tortured by a madman obsessed with killing gods. Thor doesn't like the idea of someone hurting his little brother.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I Need You More Than You Need You by serenityturmoil reviews
"This wasn't how it was supposed to go... I was supposed to be the hero..." One-shot, zombie apocalypse. Mild USxUK, some language, character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 177 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Picture Book by CountDimentio reviews
England finds an old picture book him and America had put together. After an incident with a kitchen knife, France decides to try to make Arthur forget about the american. UsxUK FrUK Warning: Rape, swearing, blood and SMEXY SMEXY YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete