I guess this is where we tell everyone who we are huh? Well, I have a few words for you then. Read my pen name morons. That's right, you are looking at the one and only Nnoitra Jiruga, Espada number 5, the strongest Espada there ever was! Why am I here you ask? Grimmjow found this thing and some of the stuff you humans write amuses me. Besides, I'm bored! What else do you expect me to do in my spare time? There's only so many people Aizen-sama will let me kill and or torture. And there's only so many places I can hide to stalk Halibel. And there's only so long abusing Tesla will amuse me. He's so cute when he's scar-I mean his face is funny when he thinks I'm going to kill him... . *cough* Anyway. ...That's about all I can think of.

My interests include; killing worthy opponents, training, annoying the other Espada (Grimmjow), playing pranks on the other Espada (Grimmjow), trying to kill Nel, reading weird stuff you humans write, pestering Szayel, and generally being a jerk for the sake of it. I also like cream soda, fried eggs (don't ask I just do), strawberry pockey, spoon collecting (shut up Grimmjow), and going to the human world even though Aizen told me not to. D I also dabble in writing and pencil sketching so I figured I'd try my hand at this whole artistic writing stuff. Who knows, maybe I'll manage to write something everyone else'll like. *shrugs* Not like I really care anyway.

Now off I go to find interesting crap to laugh at and embarrass the other Espada with (Grimmjow).