Holas, Holines, Holones! Howdy Howdy How..xD como estan mis lectoras? aqui nadamas, actualizando mi perfil..debido a ciertas casualidades de la vida tuve que hacer otro perfil, aparte del de O.o.Jen.Potter.oO que es donde se encuentran mis dos historias. Ahora, gracias a la magia de la escuela (xD) he aprendido ingles! asi que tambien hare historias en ese idioma, y algunas cosas en mi perfil tambien estarán asi. Disculpen todas las molestias pero, por desgracia tengo una mente de teflon, y tengo que escribir todo si no lo olvido, que fue lo que sucedio con mi contraseña de la otra cuenta...mandare un mail a los "webmasters" de esta pagina para que cierren esa cuenta, no tiene caso.

E-mail: pas_amoureuse@yahoo.com

Locación: Mexico (a producto de gallina, señores!)

Hobbies: Read, Write and make new friends! (i feel like a stupid)

Soy..: morena, ojos cafes..blah, blah

La musica: THE BEATLES!!, Green Day, Divinity Destroyed, U2, Weezer, The Strokes, Jane's Addiction, Sex Pistols, Quietdrive, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, The Clash. Musica clasica CASCA! y tambien Alex Ubago, obviamente

Libros: Cirque Du Freak, Holes, Guide to the Galaxy, Angels and Demons, Twilight, all of Harry Potter, The Host, Winter Solistice, And the Chronicles of Nicolas Flamel

A continuacion unas cosillas por ahi que encontre en los demas profiles, estan en ingles, pero si no les gusta la idea sientanse libres de irse hasta el final!

You have to love me for this. I copied and pasted all of this onto my profile. and i actually read it...

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

RandOme Ones!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no

silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

It's always in the last place you look... of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?!

A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!"

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Music is my boyfriend.

Definition of Your Mom: how to answer a question when you're bored.

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Sweet Mother of Crap.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough

Lifes Tough, get a helmet!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.

" Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information".

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps

Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them

Sign on baby's bib: ShIT HAPPENS

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved

Maybe this world is another planet's hell

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else

Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans

Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young

CORN MUFFINS!. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (Now really..my mom is starting to freak 'bout how much time i pass in the computer...HA!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (Gabrielle: What are you laughing at? Me: I don't know... Gabrielle: Well... Both: MWUAJAJAJAJA!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (Wuhu! I'm bella like in my klutz! HA!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (Me: So, anyway...Uhhhh...What were we talking about? Gabrielle:Uh. I think about edward i-don't-know-who-en...)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (Me:This door doesn't open! Mom:Look what it said there. Me:Oh!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (the person might be reading it but Miss I-have-all-the-things-you-want Arizpe!)

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(Hell YEAH!)

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Poke. AND do this:

Me: Are you angry?

Gabrielle: No, i'm not

Me: Why are you angry?

Gabrielle: I'm NOT angry

Me: Are you angry?

Gabrielle: NO!

Me: Why are you angry?

Gabrielle: HECK! I'M NOT!

Me: Are you angry?

Gabrielle: F HELL! NO! DAMN NO!

Me: Why are you angry?

Gabrielle: F OFF!

Me: see? you are angy=)

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.(Gabrielle..)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Who hasnt?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (thunderstorms are my favorite, w/ lotsa thunder & lightning when I don't have to go anywhere)

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived! (Wow...)

Thanks, Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. (after you find out about Edward, no one i know is ever good enough...)

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE i know...

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

Leyeron hasta aca? GENIAL! si no, aqui estan las historias! Aaaaan..to my readers that speak (well, read) english, some of my stories will be in english, too.