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Author has written 40 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Batman.

Name: Eh

Gender: Female

D.O.B: January Seventeenth. Capricorn.

Age: A twenty year old weirdo

Here's my YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXFNvS_vrg8ZC7m1NFqMvCA I make KH YTP's

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Status:

Currently plotting and planning a few stories which I'll probably forget about and never touch again.

About Me:

Memes and cats are my life

I hate myself and want to die

About My Stories:

I like fucking with Xemnas because he's always serious. I like putting him in real world situations and also ones that expose his erm...feminine side. I always write humor excluding two of my stories because I can't write any other genre naturally- everything else seems forced or artificial. I usually make Roxas, Demyx, and Xion the cinnamon rolls of the Organization and Xemnas as the dumb one and often do hints of LarxeneXZexion. I cannot stand the AkuRoku pairing and strictly only make them friends. I can't think of anything else significant other than if you're looking for gay or lesbian smut then I got nothing for you.

Oh, and nothing I write exceeds a T rating.

Oh and here's to my fan who claims to be the biggest: Falco276

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Carnation by freemanatee reviews

When Kairi is on her way to deliver a cake for her parent's cafe she runs into a boy about to end his life. As Kairi gets to know him, she starts to help him put his life back together. What does fate have in store for these two? R/R rated M for violence, sexual contact, alcohol abuse, and drug abuse. TRIGGER WARNING.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,584 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kairi, Zexion

Those who were Forgotten by Walker of Nothing reviews

Follow Xion as she tries to remember where she came from and remember those most important to her. Will she ever remember or will she forever question her existence and her memories. *For Silver Dawns 100 Theme Challenge*

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 32,843 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Zexion, Roxas, Lexaeus, Xion

Thank You Notes from the Legend of Zelda Cast by miano53 reviews

After stumbling into portals in the various timelines, the cast of the Legend of Zelda series was given a task:to create a series of thank you notes to other characters, their fans, monsters and items they "love"...mostly to entertain their loyal fans after 30 years. Spoiler filled. (On hiatus)

Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,587 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Link, Zelda, Skull Kid, Groose

The Daily Life of Organization XIII by Sethosaur reviews

Axel, Roxas, and Xion make a web show!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,016 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Organization XIII

Organization XIII Wimpout! by Sethosaur reviews

The members of Organization XIII are given a training exercise that involves competing on the hit reality TV show: Wimpout! No, not Wipeout. Why would Saïx send them on Wipeout...?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Organization XIII - Complete

Stupid Questions by XionKuriyama reviews

Axel is getting a little tired of stupid, awkward questions from Roxas and Xion. He's so tired of it, in fact, that now he's taking it out of the rest of the Organization. This is a minor AU where Castle Oblivion hasn't happened yet, and the Organization is fully staffed. Platonic AkuRokuShi. Rated T for the occasional very awkward question. COMPLETE.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Axel, Roxas, Xion, Organization XIII - Complete

Crimson Red by MusicalOrder4869 reviews

A second story after the Murder at the opera house. After debating on a plotline for a while, I have decided to stick with my original idea for this story. Zexion, Xigbar and Demyx had been invited to a reunion party at an old friend's villa that happened to be in an isolated part of the woods. All was well until the bridge breaks and events become soaked in crimson red...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Zexion

Courtroom Hearts by Afterwards reviews

After opening his heart to the darkness and nearly causing the end of all worlds, Riku is sent to court to atone for his crimes.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Sora, Riku - Complete

Paper Planes and Petals by C.B. Magique reviews

Based on 'Paperman'. Ienzo is pretty sure that he's too dorky for romance but when he makes a chance encounter at a train station he just has to try it.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Kairi, Ienzo] - Complete

Complex Image by fallingfreely reviews

We didn't know what we were getting into until it was too late...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Sora, Riku, Kairi

11 Drunk Nobodies Play Slender by Kaen Okami reviews

While Xemnas and Saix are away, the rest of the Organization decides to steal his booze and play a game. Xigbar gets his ass kicked, Axel gives birth to a chocobo, Roxas and Zexion are scarred for life, Luxord can't form a coherent sentence, Xaldin thinks he's Chuck Norris, Larxene's attempts to get laid fail miserably, Marluxia is a total wuss, and Demyx provides background music.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Organization XIII

It's Gameshow Time! (OLD WILL BE DELETED ONCE COLLECTION IS DONE) by oblivion64 reviews

Flames roast marshmallows to PERFECTION! It's Gameshow Time is the prime gameshow on FanFiction! Enjoy the hilarity of the questions and just plain randomness! :3 Remember, everyone! SEASON TWO FTW!

Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Xion, Organization XIII

Vanitas's Return by TheNobody0 reviews

This is for XxCrimsonOblivionxX's Mix and Match Challenge, will be No AU or it just wouldn't be a challenge. Now would it? *insert evil smile* Vanishion, Sokai and Namixas. With a hint of VenQua

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Vanitas, Xion] Roxas

Forget Me Not by IConcurVehemently reviews

When seventeen year old Larxene finds an enchanted white flower that acts as a time machine, she decides to go back in time and exact revenge on her cruel stepfather, Marluxia. Will Axel, the neighborhood bad boy, be able to stop her before she does something she regrets? Larxene/Axel pairing. Written for XxCrimsonOblivionxX's mix and match challenge.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Larxene, Axel, Zexion, Marluxia

Song of the Dead by chibi-n00b reviews

AU No one ever said being the new kid in school was easy. Naminé learns that the hard way when she, along with her new friend Zexion, agrees to help Riku, the ghost of a deceased student, bring his murderer to justice. Eventual ZekuXNamiXRiku and more. Warning: future character deaths.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,347 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naminé, Riku, Zexion

Family Game Night by Lord Pikachu reviews

Whether it's Pokemon or Call of Duty, Poker or Jenga Blocks, the members of Organzation XIII always try to get together once in awhile for a good round of... er... fun?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,227 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Organization XIII

BMF McDonald's A place to cure Boredom by Falco276 reviews

"Sir, you need a car to use the drive thru." Reiji, Rago and Jinga decide to head to McDonalds to kill some time and end up ticking the employees off. A re-write of Crimson Oblivion's MD a place to cure Boredom in MFB version. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! :D

Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイトベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete

BMF Destiny of Cloaked Flame Incedents by Falco276 reviews

Follow Jinga, Zeo and Reiji through their daily lives of boredom. Each chapter is different and will be much shorter compared to the first. Please read! You get cookies! A re-write of Crimson Oblivion's Destiny of cloaked flame incedents in MFB version. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイトベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013

Murder at the opera house by MusicalOrder4869 reviews

Zexion has solved many crimes in the past. His friends, Xigbar and Demyx decides that he needs to take a break, so they drag him off to the theatre to 'chill out' and see a show, but when the main female character was suddenly killed on stage, the supposed 'rest' turned back to work again... My second fanfiction :P. Hope you enjoy! Rated T for one use of language and murders.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Zexion - Complete

Oblivion Mental Institution by Reapers-Daughter reviews

Zexion was broken. His past had come to haunt him once again, only this time he knew he couldn't fight back. He tried to end it, but was saved. He was sent to Oblivion mental institution, where everyone has a different story, a different past. This is a story about love, friendship and emotional rehabilitation. Yaoi Akuzeku, past AkuRoku.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Naminé

8 Reasons Why Kingdom Hearts Shouldn't Be Based Off Of Real Life by DecidedFate13 reviews

We should all be glad Kingdom Hearts isn't based off of real life. I have provided you 8 reasons why it shouldn't be. With little scenarios after the reason. These scenarios show what would happen if Kingdom Hearts characters mentioned these in real life. What are you waiting for? Come see the reasons and funny scenarios that are in this story. Sorry I'm not the best at summeries!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sora, Xemnas, Lea, Isa - Complete

Moment of Truth by Mind's Odyssey reviews

Even his friends were telling him to just forget about her, for she didn't even return him his act of kindness. But he couldn't. It pained him to see her suffering alone like this. * When she saw his worried, shocked face when she ran away from him. That was the last time she saw him. Last... Zexion x Naminé one shot. Some fluff, maybe? And suspense. Rated T just in case.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Bop It by Nikaidou reviews

Demyx has a bad day with his Bop It. And Zexion is the one stuck with him. PLATONIC Zexmyx.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete

Which Organization XIII member is the best? by HyperSammy22 reviews

Have you ever wondered which Organization XIII member is the best? Well, I made a reality show to see which one of these Nobodies are the best. Vote on who should be eliminated next by my poll or by private messaging or by review!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 71,590 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Organization XIII - Complete

Back Home by Nikaidou reviews

Roxas has been away from home, fighting, for a long time. How will his family react to him coming home? Sad story, One-Shot. Set in WW2 England. Based on the poem, The Listeners.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Roxas - Complete

No More Pouting by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews

Roxas is upset when Xemnas won't allow him to go on more challenging missions. Axel has enough of his friend's sulking and deals with it the best way he knows how: tickle torture. This is a companion to Anger's Cure, but stands on its own. NOT AkuRoku, friendship/brotherly fluff. Tickle fic.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete

Open Doors by Dreamweaving reviews

Namine is just searching for someone, anyone. Just so she doesn't have to be alone. She stumbled upon a set of open doors, spilling warm light into the dark castle hallways. ZexionNamine. Now a chapter fic.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naminé, Zexion

Princess Story by C.B. Magique reviews

Kairi accidentally leaves her friends on the Destiny Islands and winds up in a wintery Disney Town. She's trying to get home but the past she lost is quickly catching up with her, pulling her back and tying her up with a very impossible Nobody.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 150,762 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/12/2011 - [Kairi, Zexion] - Complete

Mystery Potion by Shadow Oblivion reviews

Zexion decides that he wants to target all of the organization members for revenge, not just a few of them, but finds that things don't always turn out the way he thinks they should.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,639 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Zexion

Friends by lost-in-the-sekai reviews

Zexion is pretty alone. He doesn't have many friends. Enter Xion, the new girl with a new way of seeing things and a refusal to hear the word no. Zexion attends Kingdom High, and some pretty strange things have been happening to him. Will Xion get involve and regret her friendship with him or will these events bring them closer together?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Zexion, Xion

Ask Neku Sakuraba Com by MysticPerv reviews

Neku gives advice in his on site called

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Neku S.

Six and Nine by abcRainbowPie reviews

Demyx as always been the closest to Zexion, but after joining a group in school, Demyx starts to learn things of his friend.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Demyx, Zexion

The Drabbles of Organization XIII by Crescentrax reviews

Drabbles of the day to day lives of the Organization and the people that they spend it with.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Organization XIII, OC - Complete

A Funny Organization 13 Story: Random Days by CeciliaHeart reviews

The Organization's fun and random days and now a crazy little kid joins them. Very Random and Funny or at least attempted

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Organization XIII, Axel

The Book of Retribution by JacindaWeire reviews

It all started with Axel stealing Zexion's lexicon, and it just blew up into a bigger mess from there. The inner-goings of the Organization are revealed, fangirls invade, Squall Leonhart vainly tries to steal the show, and Cloud broods in the corner. Meanwhile, Zexion and Roxas find solace in their emo corner, and Axel burns things. Demyx is just a water baby.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Axel, Zexion, Roxas

The Seven Days of Winter Vacation by DM-sama reviews

In a spontaneous act of good will, the Nobodies are assigned one mission for the holiday season: Vacation. Join your favorite dastardly criminals as they venture to the lively world of Earth in search of the fabled Christmas Spirit. It's only for seven days, after all. How much trouble could they possibly get in to?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Organization XIII

Organization Kart by Rose Starre reviews

Organization XIII has a Mario Kart Tournament. So start your engines and ready your Wii wheels, because here they come!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012

The Vanitas Ads by Do a Barrel Roll reviews

To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Vanitas, Sora

Organization XIII a Story for Everyone by Walker of Nothing reviews

A short story for each member, their story was never told until now. Each member could feel emotion and here their story is told so that no one will ever forget.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Organization XIII - Complete

Sketchedout Heart by Mirae-no-sekai reviews

A sketch and faded emotions. A witch's musings and a spot of manipulation. ZxN, please enjoy. Re-done due to excessive fail... please ignore the existence of chapter one!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

BFF's by The Green Yoshi reviews

They were inseperable and nothing could change that. Slight SoraxKairixRiku

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sora, Kairi - Complete

What is a B Button? by nebulakid reviews

Navi gives Link some advice that is more useless than usual...

Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Link, Navi - Complete

Organization XIII Goes to the Mall by RoxiePaws reviews

Xemnas finally let them get their own looks. and i still suck at summaries. Roxiepaws

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Roxas, Axel

Miro by xXxGothicButterflySpiritxXx reviews

Be it good, or bad. There's always a side to someone that makes you wonder: Why are you like this? Why can't I? Why not? I wonder...when will it all end?::Collection of Vanitas/Aqua One-Shots:: Accepting: "Why are so adamant on that stupid thought?" "Because. If you didn't have any good in you, you wouldn't miss her so much."

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Aqua, Vanitas

Yes, We Have No Bananas by TwilightFairy928 reviews

When Demyx can't find his favorite ice cream, he turns to Xigbar, Axel and Vexen for help.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Axel, Vexen, Xigbar, Demyx - Complete

The True Tales of Organization XIII by The Cloaked Schemers reviews

They're like a big family, only disfuntional, and more destructive. The adventures of what happens when they're not trying to obtain Kingdom Hearts. Crack much? Please R & R.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,826 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/30/2007

Undistorted by Raberba girl reviews

Demyx & Zexion are complete opposites, yet somehow they might still be able to get along. Platonic Zemyx; sometimes AU.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Demyx, Zexion, Ienzo

Miss Aqua' Kindergarten Class by socrazyimsane reviews

Roxas' first day of kindergarten. He doesn't want to be there but with the promise of Sea-Salt ice-cream he agrees to be good. However is the young girl there sadder then him? And can he make her happy?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Roxas, Xion - Complete

Coffee for Two by Setosora77

Demyx finds the waitress at the cafe cute and talks to Zexion about it, AU! contain OCs

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete

Just an afternoon in the park by Astra Ashes reviews

It was just an afternoon in the park for Vanitas, he never thought about who he'd meet. VanitasxNamine with slight SoraxKairi and RoxasxXion xD

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Vanitas, Naminé - Complete

Food Fight by o0ForeverFantasy0o reviews

During an uneventful day at school, Axel suggests that him and his friends should start a food fight. Riku, Roxas, and Demyx instantly agree but Zexion isn't so sure. But that won't stop Axel- when he throws an apple at Larxene, that starts a lunch room war.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete

Drabbles Written Between 11:30 and Midnight by ilovefetamorethanyou reviews

Drabbles written between 11:30 and the midnight hour. Topics vary and cover a variety of everyday yet comedic situations, from plotting Sora's demise to baking apple turnovers. Drabble 16: Dramarama

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,716 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Axel, Roxas

The True Man by Old Jlzbean reviews

What happens when Axel and Roxas are pressured into finding out who is more manly? Chaos is imminent...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Axel, Roxas

A Day in the Life of the Organization by spiderzrmahfriendz reviews

What really goes on in the Organization? Admire my delightfully corny summary as it invites you to the World that Never Was and sits you down in the midst of all the meetings that progress through the plot amongst who else but your favorite band of Nobodies.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Xemnas, Roxas

Through the Eyes of a Child by luckless-is-me reviews

Preschools are places of stink-bomb diapers, barbwire lined fences, and crow nosed old ladies just waiting to stuff you full of nasty red medicine and force you into an early naptime. Or so he was told anyway. Who knew big brothers could be wrong?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Axel, Zexion - Complete

A Day in the Life of Axel by Skytsengel6811 reviews

Axel wakes up and goes through a normal work day with Zexion. A little burst from Zexion here, and then the end of the mission ends up kind of predictable.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Axel, Zexion - Complete

High School Times by Zipper Nova reviews

The crazy times of the Kingdom Hearts cast in high school.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011

Betwixt and Between by Xangelic-demonicX reviews

To Zexion, love is a foreign emotion. To Xion, Zexion is a foreign existence. When Xion is stripped of her humanity and pulled into a world of darkness and forbidden romance, what will become of the two? -XionXZexion- Please R&R! Disclaimer: don't own KH.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,248 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Xion, Zexion

Angels of Death and Kingdom Killers by TarnItUp reviews

Everyone has a past, just as everyone has a secret. When Zexion, psychotic criminal extraordinaire, is needed to assist in a serial murder case, Demyx, an unwitting investigator, finds himself acting as the intermediary to a man who might not be as crazy as everyone says. But nothing is ever so simple. No ships.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Zexion, Demyx

White Whisper by Talonwings reviews

Based on the AU of 'Living In The Now;' Ienzo's mission is about to carry him far from safety, but before he leaves, there is one thing he must do. gift for sonicdisney

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Ienzo, Naminé - Complete

The Organization XIII Interviews by Do a Barrel Roll reviews

To find a fourteenth member for Organization XIII, Xemnas interviews characters from various fandoms. Unfortunately, that means lots of chaos with injuries, caffeine, singing, and angsty anti-heroes galore. Crossover with multiple fandoms.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete

White Walls by Ayaki Salang

A short story I wrote a long time ago. With Zexion and Namine' DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS ONLY THE IDEA BEHIND THE STORY.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Graves by boxthissideup reviews

Once a month, young Ienzo goes and visits his parents' graves. One shot.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ienzo - Complete

Hot Air Balloon by Taliax reviews

It may have been the dumbest promise they ever made, but Axel still intends to keep it. He just has to convince Saix it's worth it. AkuSai friendship, giftfic for Raberba girl.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Axel, Saïx - Complete

Organization XIII bakes cookies by SaixPuppy7

I WILL NOT BE CONTINUING THIS STORY I HAVE COMPLETELY LOST INSPIRATION FOR IT BUT I WILL REWRITE IT WHEN I HAVE THE TIME

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012

Organization XIII School days Chapter 1 by RedJacketCapcomKid reviews

This is what happens when the whole organization is forced to go to school.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Axel, Sora - Complete

Secrets by DM-sama reviews

Everyone has a secret, but when Kairi meets college senior Zexion by chance in the park, she learns that some secrets are deadlier then others. Zexy/Kairi AU

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Zexion, Kairi

ROFL Kingdom Hearts! by MegaKiraraLover reviews

Taken over! mix of crack and faint, background seriousness. ch.10: a mega-KILLER/living breakfast and a little schedualling problem! DISCONTINUED adopted by organizationsgirl

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,468 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/21/2008

Dodgeball by Taliax reviews

In Coach Xigbar's class, dodgeball is the equivalent of a war zone. What's an un-athletic kid like Zexion to do when there are psychos like Larxene about? Hide in a corner with Demyx until forced otherwise. No pairings.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete

Chance Encounters by Talonwings reviews

He feels alone. She's just trying to get home. A chance encounter brings them together; add some Christmas magic and you never know what will happen. Bad summary; OC's included. If you don't like that, too freaking bad. Don't click.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Zexion - Complete

Paper Battleship by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

"Dude. This has got to be the longest. game. of battleship. EVER." Lame and short No yaoi.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Zexion, Marluxia - Complete

Secret Mission: Summer Vacation by nekochii-emi reviews

Sequel to Secret Mission: High School. The Organization are back! here to spend summer vacation at Destiny islands but they still have to keep their identy secret from the world. No moogles were harmed in the making of this

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,973 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete

Twilight Bridge Is Falling Down by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

There've been disturbing murders lately, strange and sudden. Can Zexion protect his love, family, friends, AND stop the killer? Or will he end up drowning in the river, prey to the killer, too? Rated for murder and some dark themes; NamiZeku

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Zexion

Thank You Notes of the Birth by Sleep Cast by miano53 reviews

After the success of the thank you notes from Organization XIII, Tetsuya Nomura gave the order for the Birth by Sleep cast to give theirs every Friday to their fans, creepy and normal. After doing so, each presented their notes. Spoilers abound. Complete.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Xehanort, Aqua, Terra, Ventus/Ven - Complete

Miracle: An Ienzo Story by ChiseHatori reviews

Ansem never suspects a tiny uninvited guest at his castle one night... and when he does what will he do? -If people like this story I will keep adding chapters to it!-

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,848 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Ienzo - Complete

Long Nights, Impossible Odds by punkasaurusjess reviews

One Shot Zexiri While flipping through some old books, Zexion comes to the conclusion that he's not exactly "happy" with his current situation and decides to do something about it.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Zexion, Kairi - Complete

Same and Different by Willowfur and Piper reviews

A oneshot about what I think Ienzo's and Little Kairi's relationship might have been like. FRIENDSHIP! No pairings.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kairi, Ienzo - Complete

Smokeless Tobacco by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

Mostly plotless, but has a decent story! NamiZeku, NO yaoi. Saix, Demyx, Roxas, Axel, Zexion, and Naminé go to Demyx's house for some pizza! Some fluff and friendly stuff ensues, but what happens when Axel lights a cigarette? Rated for smoking and theme

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Zexion, Axel - Complete

Dad Things by miano53 reviews

When Xion and Roxas go about their daily chores, they see some unusual things that they call "Dad" things...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Roxas, Xemnas, Xion - Complete

A Flower In Love Is A Dreamy One Indeed by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

It's OOC, Fluffy, and Mar Lar! Marluxia has feelings for a certain Savage Nymph, and Zexion is exasperated with his hesitation! His actions determine the status of their relationship, but does it work out? Enjoy!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Marluxia, Larxene - Complete

Organization XIII Orders Pizza by Taliax reviews

Xigbar's exploded the kitchen, and it's up to Saix to help the Organization get along for long enough to decide on what kind of pizza to order.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Saïx - Complete

Kindle My Heart by Senorita Cumberbatch reviews

After the death of Xion's sister, she finds out she has a godfather to whom she must change all normalcy in her life and live with. She'll need to learn to get along with her godfather and make the most out of her life. Zexion and Xion pairing. R&R!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Xion, Zexion

Chaos Reigns True by MarluCosplayer13 reviews

Organization XIII, Sora, Riku, Kairi, and Namine are in for some crazy randomness! Will they all survive? Let's see!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sora, Xemnas - Complete

Interludes of Shadowy Light 2: Ienzo and Kairi by foxworth reviews

Sequel to Nobody, Nothing, No Matter. Part 2: Ienzo and Kairi: Ienzo wants to fit in at his new home on Destiny Islands, and Kairi is doing her best to help, but sometimes the past is hard to leave behind.. 1 of 4 parallel stories, see profile for others

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ienzo, Kairi

Steel Blue Paint by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

Oneshot! Axel gives Zexion a hard time, and after all his hard work, too! Painting walls the color of his hair... May be OOC but isn't yaoi!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Zexion, Axel - Complete

Organization XIII gets a laptop! by Narxiban reviews

When Xigbar brings a laptop back to the castle after one of his missions on Earth, everyone is stupified. Superior tells Vexen to find out what it is. He tells them it's a laptop. Shortly after, luxord finds out how to play online poker. Slight xallux.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Luxord, Xaldin

Locked Out by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

Because, honestly, the key is somewhere you'd never even THINK of looking ;D NOT YAOI! Is friendship/bickering between Roxas and Zexion. Roxas x Naminé, rated for swearing and stupidity, lol... Enjoy! Oneshot for now...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Roxas, Zexion - Complete

Hiding by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

Naminé angers Marluxia and hides in Zexion's room. One-shot, will probably be either moved or edited later. ZexionxNaminé, or you could take it as friendship Rated for less than two sentences of slightly suggestive humour, heheheh Random story, no flame

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

It's All A Mere Illusion: Zexion's Dare by MidnightSchemer13 reviews

Zexion's got a dare, and only a few hours left to complete it! Some MarluxiaxLarxene, Sexy Axel, some OOC, randomness, an Awesome Zexion, and hopes for reviews, lol MY USERNAME WILL CHANGE, more info inside; first in a series! some suggestiveness/swearin

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Zexion - Complete

48 Ways To Kiss by BlackButterfly9 reviews

one shots of pairings NamiAku, NamiZeku, NamiRoku. Just misadventures of different Kisses in 48 Ways. Come see and Read! Enjoy to Fullest! CHAPTER UPDATE 5/26/11 NAMINE ZEXION

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Naminé

Waffles by WonderHeroe reviews

Riku, Ven, and Terra has a interesting talk about waffles. 'nuff said. OneShot, Drabble.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Riku, Ventus/Ven - Complete

Thank You Notes from Organization XIII by miano53 reviews

Due to the popularity of Kingdom Hearts, Tetsuya Nomura of Square Enix gave the cast members of Organization XIII an assignment: to write a series of thank you notes to other characters, their fans and items they "love". After weeks of deliberation, the Organization gave their fans their thank you notes. Spoilers abound. Complete.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,379 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Xemnas, Organization XIII - Complete

Like a Boss: Riku Edition by Do a Barrel Roll reviews

While hiring Riku for the Dark Side, Maleficent decides to figure out just what Riku would do if he joined her. Riku replies...with a totally ridiculous song parody that sums up his life in just a few sentences. Parody of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Riku, Maleficent - Complete

Xion's Blog of Literature and Philosophy by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews

Only without the literature and without the philosophy. We were only joking about that. As the title says, Xion opens up a blogging website to all the KH characters. What can go wrong? Plenty.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,550 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Xion - Complete

Why Six is Afraid of Seven by Luddles reviews

Axel has a joke, which Demyx takes literally. And even though Zexion isn't really afraid of Saix, Demyx now is. No pairings

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Demyx, Axel - Complete

Swim This Way by Do a Barrel Roll reviews

Organization XIII really didn't know what to say when they saw their favorite puppet in a musical...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Sora, Xemnas - Complete

Sideways by ShaMiru reviews

"As always, I catch only a sideways glance..." Kind of a companion piece to Shine, from Xion's POV

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Xion, Zexion - Complete

The Mystery of Oblivion Manor by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews

It was a calm day at Oblivion Manor, but that doesn't last long. Shortly after, they discover that a residence of Oblivion Manor has been murdered. Now it's a race against time to find the murderer before they strike again.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,869 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Xemnas, Xion

Yearning by RuminatingArchaeologist reviews

"Can you just...be here? For me? Because...I need you more than ever right now, Naminé." "Of course." She whispered, "I'll always be here. Whenever you need me." Zexion is yearning for someone to just...be there. Naminé will always be there for him.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Do Not Disturb by Giratina reviews

There's been a strange happening around Radiant Garden lately, and Kairi, being the sort of kindergartener who liked to get things done, has convinced herself that she's going to investigate. Now if only she could convince the phantom on the garden wall.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kairi, Ienzo - Complete

Silent Treatment by Blu Rose reviews

It works every time. VanitasxNamine.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Naminé, Vanitas - Complete

Organisation 13 Goes Camping by Rainstorm-Mosspath reviews

So, what happens when Demyx and Axel arrange a camping trip? When they meet 'old friends' will their holiday be ruined? or maybe their 'new friends' NO YAOI! Rated for possible language...nothing serious! This will probably be THE most random trip EVER

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,963 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Axel, Demyx - Complete

Sorek 2, A Shrek 2 Parody by dockingdisney reviews

Exactly what the title says. Sora is in for a lot of trouble when Naminé's dad hires Axel the Huat in Boots to kill him, not to mention the angry Fairy Larxene and jealous Prince Riku. Whatever happens, Sora is going to regret going to Far, Far Away.

Crossover - Shrek & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Princess Fiona, Naminé - Complete

Sketched by ThexCurus reviews

Everyday he'd sit in the exact same chair, in the exact same position and read a book. And everyday he'd be watched by her... A ZexionXNamine one-shot. First KH one-shot. EDITED slightly...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Zexion's Longest Single Sentence Rant by Jaike Kyr reviews

Because clearly, the teacher has nothing better for us to do.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zexion, Ansem the Wise/DiZ - Complete

The Game Show That Never Was by IrkenRuler13 reviews

Luxord is hosting the most popular gameshow in all of the worlds, and some really cool contestants are playing to win.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Luxord - Complete

Doubt Me and Die by Reverberating Winds reviews

Organization XIII has been slacking off. When a member takes note of this, an eavesdropper rats him out to Xemnas, who remembers his power. This absolute monarchy is about to get intense. Watch out, Axel

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Saïx, Xemnas

One of the Big Boys Now by surfingfiend2685wolfqueen reviews

In an attempt to fit in with the other nobodies Zexion gets himself drunk and into a few sticky situations.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zexion - Complete

What's This? by Trilies reviews

"Snow? You're sure that's what it is?" Pre-KH, Original Five friendships abound.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Even, Ienzo - Complete

Organization XIII Throws a Party! by mrl98 reviews

Title says it! Xemnas decides to agree with his workers and throw a party for... Kingdom Hearts. What can go wrong? A lot, considering the people that are planning it!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete

Tales of The Organization by Grey Soldier reviews

The Organization's life is a humorous series of events thanks to their mild ineptitude. IN THIS CHAPTER- The Organization dies. Yes, this is still a humor fic. why do you ask?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009

Bittersweet by RiotGirl09 reviews

A bit angsty, definetly AU. A Sora-bashing zexiri fic there just aren't enough out there! .

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kairi, Zexion - Complete

Smitten by Caelharx

A surprise visit. super short zexiri one shot

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kairi, Zexion - Complete

Farmville by ilovefetacheese reviews

Demyx gets a sudden, random urge to build a farm...but OH NO! MARLUXIA'S ROSE GARDENS ARE AT RISK HERE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Demyx, Marluxia - Complete

Random Organization XIII Stories by Grey Soldier reviews

Discontinued.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/30/2006

Beware the Fizz by Shadow Oblivion reviews

While talking to Roxas and Demyx, Axel decides to have some fun with something he found in the refrigerator. Xemnas is not amused.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Axel

Muffin by XFire22 reviews

My first small drabble that I came up with when I was just sitting around. It involves Axel getting pissed, Demyx eating the last muffin, Xigbar gossiping, and Zexion blowing his top...Oh, and Xemnas's snoring...Talk about random eh?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Axel, Demyx - Complete

Teddy Bear by WaitingWatching reviews

-It took her a while to read the carefully written letters, she was still only young after all. Eventually though, she was able to read- "Thank you for being my friend, Kairi,"-

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kairi, Ienzo - Complete

Zexion has the Sniffles! by ilovefetamorethanyou reviews

Oh no! Zexion can't stop sneezing! What could be the cause?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Zexion - Complete

Simple Promise by RuminatingArchaeologist reviews

Naminé pulled Zexion across the playground to the swings. He had this blank look on his face, like he wasn't in the world...Zexion shares some of his burden with Naminé, even though she might not understand. DISCLAIMER- Zexion Naminé c Squeenix

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Organization XIII goes to Disney World by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews

This is what happens when Organization XIII needs a vacation. Not just any vacation, but to none other than Disney World. Read the humor, drama, and weird stuff that these Organization members do on their vacation to Disney.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,329 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Xemnas, Roxas

Manipulating the Manipulator by xx Veren reviews

Xehanort needed the underground laboratory - Braig assures he knows how to get it. "Manipulating Ienzo will be simple enough - hell, the kid's only ten." One shot; How Braig convinces Ienzo to build the lab that led to their destruction. Post BBS.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ienzo, Braig - Complete

Tell Me A Story by shibara1310 reviews

No one told her stories the way he did. No one smiled the way she did. Zexion/Namine

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,818 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Zexion, Naminé

Three ZexNam Drabbles by RuminatingArchaeologist reviews

Three random drabbles. 1. Zexion half realized it was impolite to stare, but didn't much care. 2. They both enjoyed each other's company, and enjoyed the simple things in life. 3. A small chess game between the artist and the schemer.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Footsteps on Paper by Trilies reviews

She was just a lonely little girl, and no matter how old they said he was, maybe, deep down, he was just a lonely boy.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

Spinach and Feta Cheese Pizza by ilovefetamorethanyou reviews

INTRUDER ALERT! WHY HAVE 76543333323 DUSKS GONE RENEGADE? TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS, ORGANIZATION MEMBERS!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Saïx, Naminé - Complete

How Many? by ilovefetamorethanyou reviews

How many Organization members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Xemnas, Naminé - Complete

Redemption by Zexion's Girlfriend reviews

Kairi always wished for her own adventure but she never thought this would be it. The Organization is back, memories of her childhood from Radiant Garden are flashing back to her and a new evil has risen. -Temporary?-on Hiatus

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Kairi, Zexion

50 Things Demyx Is Not Allowed To Do by Kiwi Bloodstain reviews

Demyx went one prank too far...now he is being punished by Saix. Saix orders him to list everything he has been told he isn't allowed to do. Prepare to laugh until your sides split! Rated for sexual references. Please Review!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Demyx, Saïx

Organization XIII celebrates Christmas by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews

One day, Demyx and Roxas bug Xemnas on letting them celebrate Christmas. So, out of utter anger, Xemnas tells them yes. Little did he know was that Christmas was harder to get ready for then he thought.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Xemnas, Xion - Complete

Organization XIII gets real jobs by kingdomheartsgirl101 reviews

Organization XIII is low on munny and needs some ASAP. So to get it, they take up real jobs. Sadly, their jobs aren't really what they wanted. What will happen? Read to see.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,420 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Xemnas, Roxas - Complete

Secret mission: High school by nekochii-emi reviews

What happens when Xemnas gives Roxas, Axel, Xion, Larxene, Demyx and Zexion a mission to disguise as exchange students and collect hearts at the same time? Trouble that's what! Some pairings Warning: language and Tidus bashing

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Larxene, Xion - Complete

Lighten Up! by Poopsie reviews

Demyx suspects that Zexion is depressed, so naturally, he went to Zexion's two friends, Lexaeus and Vexen, to assist in 'Curing him'. *ONESHOT*

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete

The Teenage Kingdom Hearts Simulation Story by Sound Slayer reviews

Who says they always wanted to be Nobodies? This is Demyx, Larxene, Marluxia, Axel and Zexion's teenage life in a school before they become Nobodies. Story starts at the 2nd page. My own prelude before Kingdom Hearts 1. Read and review please.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete

MEH RANDOM ORGANIZATION XIII STORY! by Happymystery12 reviews

Just what the title says. Please read and review, OR A SUGAR-HIGH ROXAS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN! Rated JIC.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009

Upstairs by starrydust reviews

But, there was still a small problem. Zexion was in love with her.[Zexion X Namine] Full summary inside. Reviews appreciated!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,113 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Zexion, Naminé

Decisions by Keyblader7762 reviews

Axel n' Roxas enjoy messing with Zexion as one of their daily hobbies. They do just about anything that will set him off. Then Axel meets Larxene, and has to decide on whether or not teasing Zexion will hurt his chances of ever being with her. What to do?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008

Mornings in the Garden by Trilies reviews

Eventually, they all manage to laugh off the strange events of the kitchen. Ansem and apprentice family humor.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ - Complete

Head Up High by Trilies reviews

Everyone gains their confidence from somewhere. For Ienzo, it was from Ansem the Wise.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ansem/Xehanort's Heartless, Zexion

Babysitting Ienzo by Hoffie13 reviews

The 'proper' care and raising of a little schemer.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Zexion, Xigbar - Complete

Truth and Lies by Trilies reviews

Zexion knows a great deal, and so do the lesser Nobodies whom he commands. They whisper of pasts best left forgotten, and sigh their tales into the ears of the Organization.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Zexion - Complete

Another Day, Another Dollar by Paper Owl reviews

After a little mishap at the castle, the Organization XIII is going on a road trip. Just how will that turn out with an extreme crazy Namine, a juvenile Demyx and Xigbar being over protective of his donuts. Crack.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Roxas, Xigbar

the saltwater room by Miss Manic Dysfunction reviews

Ienzo couldn't compute the possibility; Isa was like Limstella, Lumaria was like Relena, but Kairi was not like Ienzo. Were they incompatible, or was his equation wrong? Oneshot, possible continuation.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kairi, Zexion - Complete

Organization XIII Goes Camping by DCB0428 reviews

Xemnas makes an announcement. Castle Oblivion is going camping. It ends up one trip through heck.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar

Thank You by punkasaurusjess reviews

Because they were both alone there, whether they would admit it or not. ::ZekuMine:: ::One-Shot:: ::CoM-centric::

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

Lets Not Pretend by dannidannicat31

When Larxene and Axel have fun, Zexion is out to get Axel. Will love drive him to far, or can Larxene stop him. LarxenexZexion-Larxion

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete

Recollect by Cee-face reviews

Sometimes childhood friends are best left forgotten. -IenzoxKairi- -ZexionxNaminé- .ON HOLD.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Kairi, Zexion

Complaints Of Organization XIII by Jinzouningen reviews

Organization XIII want you to know how they feel about Kingdom Hearts. Guest appearence by Ansem! WARNING: Contains slight OOCness and Marluxia on suger high. Rated T for later chapters.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/24/2006

A Matter of Height by T Rocket reviews

An apprentice-fic featuring; Braig, the waxing poetic versus Ienzo, the adorable and necessary evil.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Xigbar, Zexion - Complete

In the Family Revised by punkasaurusjess reviews

Kairion/Zexiri AU Revised Can love start out as sympathy for another? Or is it just trying to fool your heart. Is love for someone who could tear your family apart even worth pursuing?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Kairi, Zexion

Squishy, Squish, Ienzo is Tickelish! by surfingfiend2685wolfqueen reviews

Xemnas remembers that Ienzo was tickelish. Is Zexion the same?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Xemnas, Zexion - Complete

Diary by Legacy-Demon reviews

Ok this is my first story so I will be okay with flaming. It may not really be so good and I bet you guys will hate it and its ok if you do. OOC for larxion zexion x larxene. Enjoy please.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete

Zexion Chronicles II: A Brother's Worth by BloodOcean27 reviews

With his parents out of town for a week, Zexion is forced to stay home and babysit his baby brother Riku... but he might just learn how much Riku really means to him.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Zexion, Riku

A Picture Is A Thousand Words by catcatcatcatcat reviews

Let's go through the Organization Yearbook shall we? Let us see what horrors will greet us in... DEAR LORD IS XIGBAR ACTUALLY SHAVING HIS LEGS IN THIS ONE?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Axel, Demyx

Randomization 13 by Anti-Light reviews

It s almost Christmas and alot of random things have been happening in Organization XIII. Saix is stringing lights, Demyx is having snowball fights with Xigbar, and Axel and Roxas are, well, doing whatever they want. Pure humor fic and a bit of OOC

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,170 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas

The Emptiness Remains by KHwhitelion reviews

Namine x Zexion. So many times we wish we could change the past, hoping for a better outcome-so we wouldn't be stuck with nothing more than painful memories....

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

Let Me See Her by KHwhitelion reviews

You liar!" Zexion screeched, ramming Axel harder into the wall, "Do I have to spell it out for you! I love Namine, you idiot! I've ALWAYS loved her!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

Let's Go Fishing! by xFearxOfxDeathx reviews

Axel is ordered by Xemnas to take Demyx and Larxene somewhere to get them out of his hair. Of course Roxas and Zexion have to come along too. Something bad is just bound to happen.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Axel, Demyx

You've Got Voicemail by Serexion reviews

Once upon a time, there was a “club” of sorts. This club called themselves the Organization XIII. And they wanted cell phones. Told in voicemail messages.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete

Organization XIII Runs Errands by Glimmerous reviews

What do ninja grandmas, running over mailmen, checking Kingdom Hearts manga books, and singing in Japanese have to do with Organization XIII? Um, running errands? Dun dun dun...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete

The Frivolous Adventures of Organization XIII by Black Jackal reviews

Surely Org.XIII must have done something in there free time.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Roxas, Xemnas

in the rain by Jaded-Raindrop reviews

[zexionxnamine au] [raspberrykiwis contest] fall rain is the best, isn't it? [second.place]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Zexion, Naminé - Complete

The McHappy McVenture by Darksky Alchemist reviews

After a long and harrowing morning at Costco, five villainous members of the infamous Organization XIII decide to reward themselves with a nice lunch at McDonalds. Little do they know, the trip will have more in store for them than a side order of fries..

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Axel, Demyx

Valse triste by kingdomskeys reviews

Hey, Helen? Troy is burning. [ZexionKairi]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Zexion, Kairi - Complete

Organization XIII's Much Needed Vacation by junshei reviews

Lately, the Organization has been CHAOTIC. Xemnas becomes annoyed, and proposes a Vacation, but to where? The Organization votes and it leads to the most relaxed place in the World. Will this vacation help Xemnas relax?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007

sweet escape by silver moon droplet reviews

firstplace: zexiri heartbreaks can’t be healed with scotch tape, they ache until you let them all out. emotions

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Zexion, Kairi - Complete

your mistake by Constance Greene reviews

“Zexion, come look at this! I have armadillo guts all over my hood!” — AxelZexion

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Axel, Zexion - Complete

Boredom With a Captial B by Rauxlen reviews

Axel, Roxas, and Demyx, in their quest for amusement, have turned Zexion into a child. Now with twice the random! Let chaos reign!Chapter 9: Doorknobs, Hair Dye, and Explosions

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Axel, Roxas

Nobody AIM by GotxItxMemorized reviews

What happens when you give members of organization XIII a computer? You get AIM accounts! Join them on their journeys...Xemnas discovers the true meaning of his name, Roxas gets whooped, burritos are on sale at Taco Bell, and Kevin Laroche stumps Saix.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Axel, Roxas

Organization 13 on Ice Skates by CodeLyoko reviews

When the Superior drags Zexion and Axel to the ice skating rink at a mall, everything goes crazy. Xemnas gets a caffiene rush off of coffee, Axel melts the ice, and Zexion gets another blackmail picture for his collection. Crackfic.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete

illusion by Constance Greene reviews

You're not a princess, he's no knight, and no one's going to save you from this fantasy you've been living. — ZexionNaminé

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

Organization XIII in Walt Disney World! by bluemoonlightgirl reviews

Organization XIII gets a chance to visit Walt Disney World! What kind of chaos will begin when they go? And what is going on in The Castle That Never Was?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006

Thunder Struck by m3thod-mak3r reviews

Zexion x Larxene a pairing apart, trust me!The silent struggle between the basement dwellers and the topsiders of Castle Oblivion ebbs and flows while Zexion and Larxene try to unravel their intrests in each other.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,529 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete

Silence by AmakuraMayu reviews

Larxene refuses to stop talking, Zexion has to find a way to shut her up..

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Larxene, Zexion - Complete

Struggling by AmakuraMayu reviews

Larxene has something that Zexion wants, but if he wants it back, he'll have to fight for it.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Larxene, Zexion - Complete

The Brownie Incident by coughkouichicough reviews

Ever wonder what exactly the Brownie Incident was? Well, now you can find out! And many other stories about the Organization XIII have been recorded inside. Take a seat, open you mind, and enjoy.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007

TV Hour at the Castle that Never Was by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews

Even undead warriors of the darkness need a little off time each day. However, as Xemnas soon discovers, having thirteen eccentric personalities and one remote can only lead to trouble.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Xemnas - Complete

Eggs by Kaxel the Burninator reviews

A short story of color, disobedience, and scared Zexion. [Easter!]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Axel, Demyx - Complete

One Page Left by Indigo Eyes reviews

Zexion, what should I draw? ...What if what I want most isn't possible? Fluffly oneshot.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

Boredom leads to brownies by therichnobody reviews

Who ever would have thought Zexion of all people would get bored? Well, the virus of bored has reared its ugly head and has given Zexion the strangest of ideas. Too bad his idea backfires...slight OOC and a kiss scene that isn't really a kiss.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Zexion, Riku - Complete

But, but, but, but, butI like popcorn! by therichnobody reviews

Completely out of boredom, inspired by me wanting some popcorn at school but I was lazy so I asked my friend to get it for me. He said no and well, you get the idea. Featuring Demyx and Zexion!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete

The Organization Goes Ice Skating by WindOfDancingFlames reviews

Pretty self explanatory. Marluxia is having the time of his life, Axel is not, Zexion pwns all at DDR, Vexen is in paradise, and Demyx is goofing around at the snack bar. Please review!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,026 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006

Kingdom Hearts: empire records by ily SAKU reviews

Xemnas is the boss of a record store named Empire Records. Roxas is in love with a rock star. Axel is trying to confess his love for Roxas. Zexion is rebeling, Demyx is just trying to help Zexy and well Kairi is a whore whats new.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 12/26/2006

Why, Indeed by horsie890 reviews

The Organization, and more importantly, Axel and Zexion, decide to answer an age old question. [Oneshot. Somewhat funny.]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Axel, Zexion - Complete

Xemnas got run over by a reindeer by DimensionGatel reviews

I blame Eggnog for all of this. Just a little Christmas fun at Xemnas's expense. Heheheh!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Xemnas - Complete

Three is Company by Sundial-Solaris reviews

Three of my favourite OXIII members, Axel, Larxene and Zexion, are bullies in Radiant Garden High School! It's up to Sora, Riku and Kairi to combat them, but what will happen when the two groups of three clash? R&R!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Axel, Larxene

Organization at the Mall by KershaFangs reviews

Organization XIII at a mall? Need I say it? Total choas ensues! [Parody] Chapter Two Up!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Xemnas

Illogical and Soft by DarkHybridChild reviews

[PreCoM Manga. Character Analysis. Oneshot] An illogical night, and a softer side shown. Haunting dreams and childhood songs. Perhaps the very different, aren't so different at all. [XIIxVI hints]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Larxene, Zexion - Complete

βe∫∑ïvE by shirozora reviews

[Sequel 2 Lights and Sounds] When you're dying a slow slow death, what do you do? Where would you go? Who will you find? What secrets will you disclose? Are you ready to let go? [Crack!pairing][FIN]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Zexion, Kairi - Complete

Childish Games by Hearts4Black reviews

Simple blink and it's gone [ZexionxLarxene]. Larxene finds the cloaked schemer doing what he does best.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Zexion, Larxene - Complete

prettiness by oh how beauty burns reviews

“It is I, Ansem, The seeker of all…” [oneshot.]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ - Complete

Of Emo and Angst by Raina reviews

Namine wanted some solace, and she hated him for intruding. Why did he have to be there, in all his depressing glory? Did she really need to understand?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naminé, Zexion - Complete

An Oblivious State of Mind by One Without a Name reviews

Ever wondered what the crew of Castle Oblivion does in their free time? No? Well, uh... read this story anyways. It's got 75 percent less sanity than other leading fanfictions! [Spoilers] [Crackfic]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Axel, Zexion

Lights and Sounds by shirozora reviews

[Crack] It could be my fault Castle Oblivion happened the way it did. I told the Superior that my mission failed, easy as it was. After all, Naminé erased the truth. [Part 3 of 3][Fin]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Zexion, Kairi - Complete

Intelligence Testing by Indigo Rosebud reviews

Xemnas decides to order IQ tests for Organization XIII so that he'll know who to send on intelligence heavy missions. Of course, the rest of the order gets competitive about their scores and there are a few surprises when the results are announced. [Fin!]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Demyx - Complete

Will You Play with Me? by Mistress Zelda reviews

A Organization XIII based Oneshot. Complete with Zexion as the narrator, DDR with Axel and Roxas, Lexaeus crying, and Zexion's Footnotes of Joy! Warning! Contains personality exaggerations!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Zexion - Complete

A chronicle of Random things by Just-a-Nightmare reviews

The title says it all. Chairs through windows, wrecking of random areas, killing of Kairi himuliation and crap beaten out of Ansem often. Randomness beware. No plot what so ever...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005

Organization XIII Catastrophe! by Riku54-Vincent's Demon reviews

Roxas and Axel are being idoits, rabid squirrels are trying to rule the world, and Xemnas thinks he's a cowboy at the moment while Saix is being eaten alive by rabid squirrels. Something is wrong with this picture....Chapter 7: Onto Hollywood is up!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Axel - Complete

Internet Frenzy by Serexion reviews

Someone's posting embarrassing stuff involving Organization XIII members on the Internet... but who? [On Hold]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006

Demyx Has A Cold by Jinzouningen reviews

Demyx catches a cold and Axel wants to get rid of it. One problem, Demyx hates his medicine worse than anything. Axel and the rest of Organization XIII go crazy trying to get Demyx to take his medicine. This should get good...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Demyx, Axel - Complete

mirror, mirror by archy the cockroach reviews

you're so vain. [drabble]

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Zexion - Complete

Surprise by critical-blow reviews

Zexion never believed in these sorts of things...

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Zexion - Complete

Unknown Studios by Outside The Box reviews

KH:CoM. Marluxia and the unknowns decide to monopolize the music industry. See how Marluxia, Axel, Larxene, Zexion, Vexen, and Lexaeus turn 'nobodies' into 'somebodies'.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004

Home Movies by Wingaurd reviews

pg-13 for future swearing Sora is obsessed with electric toothbrushes and Kairi loves ads

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2004

Kairi Loves her Pudding! by jbhyperandweird reviews

What language will Muzzy speak next? Is Tidus really part squirrel? IS KAIRI IN LOVE WITH PUDDING?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 1/7/2004

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Crawling In My Vents, This Creep Will Be Avenged reviews

When Xemnas and Saix leave for a business trip, Axel decides to throw a party. However, a man named Diz who lives in another dimension within the vents keeps stealing their snack food- not to mention the mounds of other items. It's time to confront the creep who gets more ass than a toilet seat with a friendly game of Super Smash Bros and take back what is rightfully theirs.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Axel, Zexion, Roxas

Organization 13's Super Successful Dance Party reviews

Xemnas always wants money, and on a lazy weekend he figures its the perfect time to set up a dance party to bring in some cash. Jack Sparrow shows up and it goes all down hill from there.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2018 - Jack Sparrow, Organization XIII

Black Tonic reviews

Axel, Zexion, and Vanitas are three best friends who decide to go for a drink at the bar one night to have some fun after spending hours shopping at the "insipid" mall. What they don't know is what the hell happened that night when they wake up the next morning. (Possible pairings later?)

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 11/6/2017

Villain Number One reviews

It's time for Xemnas' biennial performance review to see if he is still eligible to be a villain. Once he is told that he is failing nearly all the quotas, he decides to complete them by bending the rules.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2017 - Xemnas, Organization XIII

Thirteen: Season One reviews

This is an episodic story that revolves around Organization 13 and their mishaps. Join the Organization as they encounter their "nasty" neighbor Gretchen, Marluxia's gay-ness, Saix puppy, and more. Episode Two: Give a Man a Full Moon

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Organization XIII

Masquerade reviews

Everyone's turning against each other; could possibly one of them have committed the murder of their friend, Xion? It seems each of them is hiding something, but what could it be? "We all know it wasn't Demyx." Warning: Strong language.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Axel, Larxene, Zexion, Roxas - Complete

Gimme A Break reviews

Roxas is the new guy at Organization 13 and is in "training" to become the Key of Destiny. Axel is the guy to supervise and make sure the newbie gets his tasks done properly but man, did they ever pick the wrong guy for this.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Axel, Roxas

Help reviews

I swear somebody's in my house. I swear they're watching my every move. I know they're watching me, I can feel them watching me. Nobody believes me anymore. Help.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Xion, Naminé, Axel, Roxas

Diary of a Superior Revised reviews

Join Xemnas and his bubblegum pink MANLY journal as he discovers how evil he really is regarding his plans to dominate milk and dairy products. Rewritten version of Diary Of A Superior but with more extras.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Xemnas, Saïx

Organization Travel Series: The Aquarium reviews

The Organization has recovered from their previous trip to Los Angeles and are on their way to the Boston Aquarium! What could they get themselves into this time?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2015

Organization Travel Series: Gaydar reviews

Just how gay is the organization? Find out as they travel to Los Angeles to star in the new game show, Gaydar. Beware of some bizarre confessions, Vexen's panic attacks, and many more mishaps as they explore Hollywood and partake in this game show.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Organization XIII - Complete

Diary Of A Superior reviews

From milk domination to dancing cows, Xemnas writes it all in his bubble gum pink MANLY journal. What evil MANLY plans has the Superior cooked up? Find out by reading this hilarious short chapter fic! WARNING; This is pure crack, read at your own risk!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,686 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Xemnas

Meetings reviews

"You know," Axel began. "If you didn't waste so much time with these meetings, we could've already paid the electric bill." Every month the Organization has a meeting to discuss various topics such as bills, Sora, and hearts. But this time it is cut short due to some photo shopped images of the Superior. Very slight pairings if you squint hard enough.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete

What Happens On Saturdays reviews

"Goodbye everyone." He began with a blank expression. He brought out his arms from the portals with leather suitcases in each hand. "I'll remember you all in therapy." It's Saturday and the Organization is as crazy as usual and Roxas and Axel discover some things they wished they didn't. WARNING: Completely random. Read at your own risk.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Xigbar, Marluxia, Axel, Roxas - Complete

Unknown Thoughts reviews

Murder or suicide? Kairi, a popular, loved-by-all sophmore cheerleader has been found dead on the school's pavement. While Xion, an average girl with a crazy ability tries to solve the remaining question; was it a murder or a suicide? Possible pairings in later chapters.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Kairi, Riku, Zexion, Xion

Therapy reviews

When Xemnas gathers a meeting on where the Organization should go on their next annual vacation, he realizes the insanity of his group and decides somewhere suitable for them all to go when nobody can make a decision.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Xemnas, Roxas, Axel - Complete

Xemnas and the Flood reviews

Xemnas' plans are ruined when Demyx, unaware of what he has done, floods The World That Never Was. How will they all survive on a boat made of cards?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Xemnas, Organization XIII

I'm With Crazy reviews

"What are you doing, Axel?" I questioned while raising a brow. Roxas and Axel; two best friends. And all best friends are bound to come up with an idea so ridiculous and crazy along the way. But it turns out, some ideas aren't as absurd as they seem.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete

Melodies of The Heart reviews

Each of them has a story to tell, whether it be painful or memorable. For InmateXIV's song challenge.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Xion, Ventus/Ven, Roxas, Naminé

Knives reviews

You know that girl you called fat? She's starving herself. You know that kid you made fun of for crying? His parents are dead. You know that guy you called emo? He's struggling with depression. Words are like knives that penetrate deep into our hearts. Xion could tell you that.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Roxas, Xion - Complete

Curiosity Killed The Cat reviews

While in Xemnas' office, Roxas finds an old rusty key and decides to talk to his friend Axel about his finding. Curiosity gets the best of his friend and he decides to get Demyx involved. They then raise the suspicion that there is a map hidden somewhere in the superior's office and try absurd things to find it. In the end they find out that some secrets are better left unrevealed.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Roxas, Demyx, Axel

Scared Too Easily reviews

It's passed Ienzo's bedtime and unfortunately he cannot sleep. Aeleus decides to read him a ghost tale and ends up scaring him not only by reading it, but by spooking him with saying the classic "Boo". Later on in the Organization times, Zexion decides to replay that moment, only Lexaeus is the victim. For Lexaeus and Zexion day!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Zexion, Lexaeus, Ienzo, Aeleus - Complete

On One Condition reviews

Zexion's peace and quiet is disturbed when Demyx asks the schemer some questions that Axel had given to prove his intelligence. Surprisingly, Zexion answers the questions willingly, but only to get him out of some trouble that he brought onto himself.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Zexion, Larxene, Demyx - Complete

The Organization's Moments reviews

Thirteen crazy Nobodies; all with different interests and personalities. What could go wrong? Absolutely everything. REWRITE OF: What Really Happens at Organization 13!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2013

The Allegedly Solved Mystery of The tipped Over Truck reviews

Ever wondered how that truck near Memory's Skyscraper got tipped over? Join Organization 13 in this humorous story and find out exactly how it even happened. Also discover what squirrels and screamo bands have anything to do with it. Free cookies inside!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Organization XIII - Complete

Connect Four reviews

Lexeaus and Zexion are playing the game Connect Four when a certain Nobody turns it into a gambling game,but a turn of events happen. But this question will always remain unanswered; what is up with Lexeaus' obsession with wanting to watch Mary Poppins?

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Zexion, Lexaeus, Luxord, Xigbar - Complete

Roxas The Nobody: Ice Cream Mountain reviews

Ever heard of Charlie The Unicorn? Well here's a parody of it! Follow Roxas and his annoying friends, Axel and Demyx as they look for Ice Cream Mountain. Beware the randomness and enjoy!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Roxas, Demyx

McDonalds: A Place To Cure Boredom reviews

"Sir, you need a car to use the drive thru." Axel, Demyx and Roxas decide to head to McDonalds to kill some time and end up ticking the employees off.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Axel, Demyx - Complete

Xemnas' MANLY Random Moments reviews

This is just something I cooked up to celebrate the amount of reviews I had on my story, Diary Of A Superior. Xemnas and the members of the Organization have gone nuts. Beware of Bieberitis, baking with Marluxia, Desperate Housewives, and other random things such as summoning symphonies.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Xemnas, Organization XIII

Demyx's Webshow reviews

Demyx is collecting any kind of footage he can get around the castle, whether its baking cookies, doing ballerina and even farming he tapes it all in this humorous tale. Episode Two; Demyx gives you his secret tips to relieving stress! WARNING; BEWARE OF THE RANDOMNESS.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Demyx, Organization XIII

Destiny of Cloaked Flamed Incidents reviews

Follow Roxas, Zexion and Axel through their daily lives of boredom. Each chapter is different and will be much shorter compared to the first. Please read! You get cookies!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Zexion, Roxas

Dance Or No Dance? reviews

Will Zexion ever get a date for the upcoming dance? Or will he just end up making a fool of himself and end up not getting one? Zexion's OOC obviously but that's about it. Please read!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Zexion, Kairi - Complete

FAN MAIL reviews

This is a fun little story where everyone in KH gets fan mail and who are the senders of this fan mail? YOU! Yes YOU the one reading this. Details inside in bold letters. DISCONTINUING for now anyway. I'm sorry you awesome people of FF, but I've lost total interest in this.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012

Saix is MIA reviews

Oh no! Saix is missing! But where did he go? What evil and scary plans has Xemnas cooked up? Join Roxas, Axel and another accomplice which I wont mention and solve these crazy mysteries! Some humor but not much. Please read! :

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Axel, Xemnas

Black mail reviews

This is now going to become an actual story now. Larxene and Zexion collect the most embarrassing moments of the Organization on tape! Find out whose doing what!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Zexion, Larxene

Twinkle Twinkle Kingdom Hearts reviews

Xemnas is just doing his nightly routine... Singing to Kingdom Hearts!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Xemnas - Complete

Silly outfits and Popcorn fights reviews

Just a short random moment I had thought of between Roxas, Sora and Ventus when they watch their favorite T.V show called Batman the old 1960's version

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Roxas, Sora

Roxas's new companion reviews

Now that Axel's gone away for castle Oblivion Roxas gets a little lonely. After finding out that today is a vacation day Demyx convinces Roxas to go to Twilight Town where he finds his new companion.

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Roxas

Holy fanfiction Batman, A batman and Robin story! reviews

"Holy heart failure, batman! A giant heart!" Robin exclaimed pointing his finger at the heart shaped moon out the window. "How dare you not show respect to my kingdom hearts!" Xemnas yelled, slamming a foot on the floor. Yes Batman and Robin visit Organization 13! Based on the characters from the 1960's batman show Please read and review!

Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Organization XIII

The random happenings of Org 13! reviews

My very first fan fic! What happens when characters from other worlds visit the organization? Randomness of course! WARNING: Some are out of character Especially Xemnas... Reviews are appreciated!

Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Organization XIII