(SEE A/N ON PAGE ONE) It turns out Butters was actually a vampire, and he accidentally turned Cartman into one as well. And what makes Kyle's blood special from everyone else's in South Park? This started out as a joke between me and my best friend, but then like most jokes I took it too far. I tried to keep all use of offensive language true to the show. Rated M for all the above.

Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.

I lost a bet It hardly ever happens and by that I mean it never happens and I lost to McCormick. That's not the worse part though no The worse part is the catch. If I lost then I had to ask out Tweek The paranoid emo little scrawny blonde kid I had to pretend date him for a week I had to kiss him two times a day and go on at least two dates. This is stupid! And I'm not even gay!

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

When Kyle books a flight to Hawaii, the last person he plans on travelling with is Eric Cartman, but that's exactly what happens. It's been eight years since they last met, but Kyle can already tell it's going to be a rocky ride and an even rockier landing. Fate has plans for these estranged friends, and so does Hawaii. Things are about to change. Slash, Kyman.

Kyle Broflovski is just trying to keep his little brother alive. Eric Cartman is all alone, with only his combat skills to help him survive. If anyone has suggestions for a better title, please tell me.

Kyle and Cartman have always been enemies, as that is all they have ever known, but will that change when a disaster falls on Eric Cartman? Or are they destined to be this way forever? Kyman, Bunny, minor Creek, Stendy.

The gang goes to Stan's dad's house for a party but there is a few people missing but they want to have a good time anyway, but what will happen when a Jew and Fatass are reunited after years of separation? Set when all the characters are 18 or in college/university

Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!

Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.

Cartman loves kyle but Ky's going out with Stan. Two years later he discovers Stan's abusive and just about the worst type of human. Can Cartman save his ginger or will his own prejudice and the changes in Kyle's personality be to much for him to handle?