REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! *Flails arms*

If you hate Justin Bieber, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list:

deathtobieber

NinjaTerra

alexisshadow101

mew luna and mew zoey

Livvykitty

DutchyPuppy

Jinso Kitsune-kun

Jmorel1609

Join the Anti-Bieber Club! We need your support.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!

But if you are a true Ninja...

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE KUNOICHIS!!!

Unless you piss them off then we have castrations

You have problems if:

you skip/run/walk/jump around your house singing "I love rape"

you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement (I agree)

your greatest dream is to have a massive orgy

you stay up half the night doing illegal things

torture/the thought of torture makes you happy/excited/laugh (I agree)

you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible

you wake up in the morning thinking about hurting people (I agree)

you karate chop milk

you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute.

If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Dear Santa, this year for Christmas ... I would like an Xbox 360, an iPhone, a new laptop, a personal TV... no wait, forget that. Get in your sleigh, go to Afghanistan, Iraq, Kuwait, and get all the soldiers ... and bring them home. They deserve to be with their families on Christmas. Post this as your status to show respect for the soldiers who won't be coming home for Christmas. If you don't re-post, I understand. You can't spend 6 seconds of your life to support soldiers.