Hobbit Fics

Hobbit Song meme: updated when i get really bored, usually on weekends, open to song requests

Preview: He opened his eyes and looked up, the sky above was black. There were no stars but it was till beautiful. The Cimmerian shaded void held peacefulness for the dwarven prince. He needed to escape the smokey air of the mountain and stand under the sky for once. His head remained staring upwards, mesmerized as the horse bolted forward unguided. Thorin, Let It Go- Frozen, Chapter 1

How Far We've Come: Update continuously, sometimes several times a day

Preview: "Please Kili! Just go! You are being stupid!" Fili yelled at his brother. It was a warm day and they could be out playing, but instead he was indoors watching his uncle trying to get his Kili to poop. Fili hadn't even started puberty yet and he was already done with about 500% of his brother shit. No pun intended." The One Where Kili Poops, Chapter 2

Preview: "At least now you have a reason!" his brother grabbed his collar and lifted his brothers face, he gripped it tightly in his hand and stared darkly into his eyes, Fili said nothing but through his brother back to the ground. He took a step away from his brother back towards his book, he would study elsewhere.

If Kili was a smarter lad he would have known to keep his mouth shut and to accept the beating and drop the matter, but this was not always the case with the sons of Durin for they were cursed with a stubbornness and hotheaded behavior that was melted into their very bones. "…you have all the strength of a aged she-elf whore if that is all you can do…" Kili cried out." But My Other Does Not, Chapter 9

Sexual Exploits of the Sons of Durin: Updated when im in the right mood

Preview:"Yes, Kili. Really." Fili ripped his tankard out of his brothers' hands. "If I were you I'd find a woman for the night to. We're not going to have time to enjoy a warm bed for a long time…" Fili took a long pull from of the amber liquid; some foam clung to his mustache but was quickly whipped away. He dropped the now empty metal tankard on the wooden table. The woman had just ordered another drink, and was happily chattering away to her friends, two other dwarf women. The woman was not wearing the normal layers of skirts and bodices, instead a tight leather shirt and leather pants with heavy fur covered boots. She didn't carry any packs so she probably had room above the tavern for the night. Perfect. He reached for the money bag at his side and dropped a few coins in front of his baby brother. "Get yourself a room, grab a woman…"Fili stood and brushed off his hands. "Take the bags up with you… ill meet you down here in the morning." The Long Night Before Chapter 1

Preview: The room he had managed to lay claim to was small and cold, he quickly moved to start a fire in the dirty pit against the wall. The grate closing the chimney was old and broken, it screamed out as he pulled the metal hatch to free the smoke from the room. Once the fire had been made he pulled out his brother Filis twin swords and a stone. He ran the black mineral over the metal till the edge was as thin as paper as it had been the day they were made. He was angry though, he had been left behind again. While his older brother had easily plucked a woman from the crowd and bedded her, Kili had been once again left to spend the night cold and alone." The Long Night Alone, Chapter 2

Supernatural fics

Supernatural Imagines: Smut-updated with inspiration

Preview: You glared at him patiently waiting until he could give you his full attention. You licked your painted lips in anticipation. Your king however continued to ignore you. Longer and longer you waited, watching his hand roll over the paper, the chemical smell of the marker forced its way into your nose, you became hypnotized by the quietly ticking watch on his wrist. Crowley was chewing at his lip aggressively trying to decipher the contract and make corrections, perhaps slip in a few hidden clauses." Crowley, Chapter 1

Naurto fics:

Essays from the Akatsuki: updated sporadically

Preview: The trial had been public. My family had been there and I hadn’t taken my eyes from my wife as I was convicted to treason for my failure. That I because I had failed I had exposed my village and put the lives of all with in their walls in danger, I had allowed Hirashima to live because I feared death. Failure by Kakuzu, Chapter 3

Team Fortress 2:

Headcanon Fortress: updated sporadically

Preview: “Can you just shut the fuck up.” Scout got up and pushed past Sniper, slamming the camper door closed before Sniper could follow. Scout stood at the small airport terminal, took deep breath of the gas flavored air and walk through the door. He heard foot steps behind him that he knew belonged to Medic, he’d let the man follow for now. Scout got to the ticket counter and checked in. Medic waited behind him quietly. Scout moved on and rushed through the gate as fast as he could. When he took a seat in the terminal he was surprised to see Medic with a small pack of his own and a suitcase, holding a boarding pass. Laughter (Scout and his Ma)

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