AU. Everyone has the name of their soulmate written on their wrist at birth. Well, everyone except Dean Winchester. Complete.

Dean finds his car missing, and a leather-jacket-donning human sleeping in her parking space. A sharp-jawed, scruffy, low-voiced DUDE. And Baby's meant to be a CHICK, right? Baby struggles to learn how to be human, and not embarrass his boys in public with phrases like 'inside me.' Destiel. *UPDATE* A few chapters have been revised, plus new content! COMPLETE

AU following 8x23. Dean has a dying brother to take care of, and his favorite angel is MIA. With the host of Heaven fallen and Hell under new management, Dean has a lot of problems on his hands. Thankfully, someone upstairs cares enough to make sure he has the people on hand he really needs. Pairings: Destiel and others.

Sam's overtired from their latest hunt and he finally can't take Dean and Castiel staring at each other like they're having sex with their eyes anymore. He kinda, sorta accidentally says something that may or may not make Dean turn beet red and flustered and fidgety as all hell. Sam's amused. Dean's embarrassed. Cas is... well, he's Cas. -Destiel OS, rated for language and content.

Eventually this will become 50 Superwholock, Superwho, Wholock and Superlock drabbles.

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.