A collection of Dramione themed moments set at Hogwarts. Each chapter is a new moment, in a different universe. Draco and Hermione are the main characters, but other people and pairings feature in different moments. Includes plenty of fluff, humour and romance.

"Malfoy," she seethed, "why in Merlin's name is our common room full of penguins?" A gift for the lovely I was BOTWP. Dramione, crack!fic. Also, penguins. Seriously, this is just hilarious crack. Read at your own risk ;).

Draco and Hermione are stuck in a Ministry lift on New Year's Eve.

After packing away her Christmas decorations, Hermione heads down to the pub for dinner and a pint. A packed room results in her sharing a table with Draco Malfoy. ONE SHOT.

Title basically says it all

Hermione signs up for an anonymous dating service during eighth year, and when she asked her match for "twelve days of Christmas" something may have gotten lost in interpretation.

Relationships shatter at Christmas, but they also begin. ONE-SHOT.

Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME

*ONE-SHOT* Sometimes all you need is a little bit of holiday cheer. And a good snog.

Kagura has recently found herself accidentally kissing the sadist on several occasions and so often that it's come to the point that she's just shrugging it off every time. But, where they all really by accident? Rated T for Kagura's mouth.

Hermione thinks she has Draco pegged. Of course she doesn't like him. He's a Gemini. 8th year Dramione EWE

He only asks that one sliver of his soul stays clean. He's not convinced he's succeeded when they return him to her.

Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini steal secrets for fun and for money. When a drunken Hermione becomes a target for the pair, what dark secrets will they find buried deep in her mind? M for course language and smut in later chapters. Started as a one shot but has continued due to support from you guys.

Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.

The rats of London are food for fleas spreading a new magical malady. When Hermione Granger gets bitten, Harry Potter has to ask Draco for help. A somewhat unfortunate take on the soulmate trope ONE SHOT.

Hermione Granger needs something from Draco Malfoy. She's tried asking nicely, but he wants more. EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Runner Up

SEQUEL to "BARMY" and "HIGH"! Neville Longbottom uses his skills in Herbology to reinvent himself as a bad ass; a new year, a new look, an all around new Neville. In an unfortunate turn of events after accidentally witnessing an intimate moment between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, Neville's new experiment turns on its face. Will he break bad or break down?

No one opposed Marriage Law Number 57. In retrospect, that ought to have made the Ministry very suspicious... In which the marriage law wreaks havoc in the Wizarding world, only perhaps not in the way one would have expected.

A short tale of what happens after Hermione and Draco wake up with each other after a drunken night together. Alcohol often has consequences which they soon learn. Rated M for a later chapter and mild swearing.

After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M

Draco and Hermione are happily married. Well, at least, they are married. But both live a second life behind the boundaries of the law without knowing from each other. What happens when their secrets are uncovered? Is it the end of Mister and Missus Malfoy? Dramione, EWE

It's eighth year and Draco decides to grab life by the horns and go after Hermione Granger. He didn't realize she could be the bold one. Dramione 2-part short story. EWE

"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.

He started out as an outlet for her. Somewhere along the way he became something more. But being the Brightest Witch of Her Age, she knows there's something lurking beneath the surface.

School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.

After the war Draco and Hermione were among the few seventh year students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts. An unexpected bond was formed between former enemies over a few chance collaborations in Potions class and secret nighttime Patronus lessons. Seven years later an inspection visit brings Hermione back to Malfoy Manor and old memories resurface.

"No?" he seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not," Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are," he hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are," he demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!"

Hermione just wants a book to read for the evening. But Draco just cant leave her at peace. Will he seduce her? Will she resist? Who knows. Read and see... if she will flourish her wand or if she will succumb to his advances

When Temari and Sasuke go on a date, Shikamaru's less than thrilled. But Sasuke and Temari aren't in it for the date…

The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.

An ancient secret lies hidden beneath Hogwarts. But it won't stay that way. Dramione, 8th year, EWE. COMPLETE

*COMPLETE* Dragged to Malfoy Manor, Hermione is tortured for information on Harry's whereabouts. When the Cruciatus curse proves useless, Bellatrix settles on a heinous course of action to loosen her tongue. Forced to come together under threat of death, Draco and Hermione are about to learn there is more to their relationship than hatred.

Harry and Ginny have suspected for a while that Hermione has a secret lover, and when Harry unexpectedly calls round to Hermione's flat he gets a big shock when he sees what he thinks is Hermione's lover leaving the flat. Fun, lighthearted one-shot.

Blaise Zabini has been gone from wizarding London for nearly two years. In his first week back, he finds himself at the Ministry's annual Christmas party and is surprised to see a certain blonde Slytherin who definitely doesn't work for the Ministry. What in the world has brought him there anyway?

What happens when her friends drag Hermione out for a night? Some people are in for a set-up! Dramione, EWE

[AN: Thank you all for the lovely reviews! I'm running out of places for our OTP to fuck, so if you have any requests please let me know!] Hermione and Draco keep finding themselves in secret corners of Hogwarts castle. Good ol' Dramione Smut. Started out as a one-shot, but I'm adding more chapters. Please leave a review and a request!

Draco Malfoy hears from a very reliable source that Hermione Granger could kiss a man senseless and intends to investigate for himself. In usual Slytherin fashion, he'll use this knowledge to his advantage.

One morning in the head's common Draco encounters a surprise.

Ron weasley is back to his careless behavior but, it looks like, this time he has to pay the price for it, with his humiliation. Hopefully, next time he would think twice before assuming something about someone, specially regarding the fiery witch- Hermione Granger. A fluffy, revealing relationship, dramione, one shot from the point of view of the boy who just woudn't die.

After the war, the ministry has decided to launch the new marriage law (not very original, i know), starting from Hogwarts. But ministry beware! for when has anything ever gone as planned at Hogwarts. A different take on the marriage law fic, actually, ts more of a revealing relationship fic than marriage law. Light hearted Dramione oneshot.

Draco Malfoy is taken aback when Hermione Granger shows up on his doorstep and decides to stay. Pushy, isn't she? One-shot. Rated M for smut/lemons/more smut. DRAMIONE ONE-SHOT COMPLETE Also a tad funny in places. Worth reading to the end. The unofficial prequel to The Closet Relativity Theory. ;D

When Ginny gets it into her head that Hermione needs a boyfriend, she ropes Harry into her plan and the pair set their friend up on a series of blind dates. Can they find Hermione a boyfriend? More importantly, does their friend even need their help? Fun, lighthearted one shot.

Desperate for normality after the final battle, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish her education. As part of his probation for acts during the war, Draco must return as well. The war may be over, but the storm is only beginning. Confused and broken, they begin to heal where their story began.

"Someone will see us." It's a lie and they both know it. No one comes to the Astronomy Tower during the day. But he wants to hear her answer. "I don't care."

Hermione and Draco are forced to work together on a potion's assignment. Playful bickering leads to something more than expected. One-Shot.

The Battle of Hogwarts is over. Not ten minutes ago, Harry Potter defeated Tom Riddle once and for all. As the initial cheering and celebrating dies down, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger look at each other from opposite ends of the Great Hall and visibly sag with relief. He's alive.. She survived..

Inspired by the cliché challenge, Draco Malfoy is made Head Boy and is horrified to find that Hermione Granger is Head Girl. Draco decides the only thing that would make the situation bearable is to seduce the little know-it-all. He comes up with a foolproof plan - but does he really know the Gryffindor Princesses as well as he thinks? Draco POV. Draco/Hermione

Hermione comes up with a charm that allows 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. What will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with Draco Malfoy? Unique pairings. This Hermione is a scarred war hero in a political job. She is not going to act like a brash teen and starts out in shock and reserved. Not for all readers.

No, he hasn't got a magic wand or special powers, but Richard Granger sure-as-hell isn't about to let some pretty-boy blond with a flashy cape date his daughter without going through him first.

No one told Draco babies don't come with a manual.

When Harry and Ron see Hermione buying a present in the quidditch shop, they get the wrong end of the stick. Their subsequent confusion leads to them discovering a secret about their best friend. Fun, lighthearted one shot.

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Draco can't help being afraid it will all be taken away from him, some day.

What did they think would happen when they let Draco loose in Muggle London? Really? Surely, someone should have seen this coming a mile away. It's hardly Draco's fault.

Sougo lets the heat go to his head, Kagura gets a temporary tattoo, Gintoki isn't happy

Sadaharu learns that a true owner will never let someone trash-talk their pet.

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

On the last day of school before the winter holidays, Hermione happens to be in a particularly cheerful mood. But when she has to face an arrogant Malfoy, ill-humoured Snape, and strangely behaving McGonagall, her Christmas spirit is put to the test.

Draco is patrolling the castle one night when he meets a very special girl from the future. Set during OOTP. Dramione future pairing, though Hermione does not make an appearance in the story.

Kondo learns that footsie isn't the worst game to play at the table.

So, dating wasn't exactly their thing, but that didn't mean they weren't good, well, GREAT at other things. A series of one-shots describing moments in Shikamaru and Temari's relationship. Rated M.

Five years after the birth of their daughter, Draco returns to the family he left behind.

He had gotten a wicked idea. "Best thing you can do is move on quickly. Perferably with someone he can't stand. Anyone come to mind?" he looked at her. She sniffled, wiping her eyes again, calming down a bit. "Well…there's you." Dramion lemon oneshot. Mature Audiences only, please.

The Hogwarts Library tells a story of the things she's seen.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

Shikamaru has had interrogation training before, but no amount of training could have prepared him for an interrogation quite like this one. All Shikamaru wants to do is take Temari on a nice date, but with her brothers around, the chances of Shikamaru leaving with his body-parts and sanity intact seems slim to none. [One-shot with epilogue] [shika-tema]

Malfoy confronts Hermione in the Library, but are they upset about the same thing? A Valentine's day fluff fic. (PG)

Hermione goes through a run of disastrous relationships, while Draco patiently bides his time. There is a fine line between patience and leaving it too late, however...

Another year, another Ministry Solstice Ball. Harry is drunk, Ron even drunker, and Hermione just wants to go home. But who is hiding in the corner?

Draco and Hermione confront the past when their children begin to ask questions about the war. One-shot!

Hermione's been out of sorts ever since she caught Ron cheating, vowing to spend Christmas as Hermione, the Very Independent and Not Lonely At All Woman. Draco is just what she needs to kick her back into the Christmas spirit. DM/HG, Post-Hogwarts. Prequel to The Morning After.

She was only trying to shock Ron. She didn't mean for it to go any further. Instead, she made a faux pas that turned Hogwarts upside down. 6th Year AU. Dramione.

Hermione is forced into a night of firewhisky and enjoyment by her friend Ginny. What harm could a few drinks really do? DM/HG

"Trust me," she said and pulled harder. She was going to get them killed.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.

Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.

It's a normal day at the Order headquarters when Draco suddenly disappears with Hermione. While Ron is worried that Draco has kidnapped Hermione no-one else is bothered by the pair's disappearance, they just think they have finally acted on their obvious attraction. Is Ron right to be worried, or are Hermione and Draco making the most of some privacy? One Shot.

The only way they can sleep is beside each other.

Because she doesn't have to be extraordinary for him to do these extraordinary things for her. SasuSaku.

An OkiKagu fanfic. Kondo, Hijikata and Okita were heading towards the hostess club to teach Okita how to hit a lady properly. Yet, the trio doesn't know what trouble lies ahead with them. When I say trouble, I mean the Yorozuya.

EWE. Dramione. Reunion fic. After the war, Hermione was sent to keep an eye on an ex-Death Eater that was rumored to want to stir up more trouble. Harry and Ron stood by the fact that she did not have time for love while she was gone, but Hermione was gone for a very long time...

Okikagu Drabbles. every chapter will be with new story with the couple Okikagu

When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.

A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.

It's Minerva McGonagall's first full year as Headmistress of Hogwarts and all is well until one November evening, Sybill Trelawney gives a prophecy that could spell an end to magic forever. Now, Minerva is leading the Hogwarts line in a race against time to match-make two unlikely students and save magic.

Many many things can be started in Charms Class.

"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.

"Enlighten me, Granger, as to why you are being referred to as Professor Granger." Sorting. A new professor. The children make new friends. And Hermione has something to reveal – who is this mystery man of hers? DMHG

Something strange is happening to our favorite students at Hogwarts, and no one knows why, or how to fix it. Will someone find the answers before it's too late?

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Lucius and his relationship with Draco through the years, from infancy to parenthood as Draco matures. DracoxHermione, written for luciusbigbang.

The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE

When Draco and Hermione are trapped in Greenhouse #3 by a thunderstorm, they are forced to spend some quality time alone. Together. Post-War, back for 7th Year.

Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...

Unseen moments, good and bad, between Draco and Hermione during and after their years at Hogwarts.

The skeleton in the closet. Everyone has one. What's Hermione Granger's? Three-Shot. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. COMPLETED.

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

All Draco Malfoy really needs in life is someone to lend a helping hand.

Hermione has a bad day. Will anything make it better? DMHG, EWE, one-shot

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

Grieving over Ron's snogging of Lavender, Hermione discovers that it takes just one certain Slytherin to boost her flagging ego. A single night in a deserted corridor launches a thoroughly sensual game of cat-and-mouse that outlasts even the war HG/DM

"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"

Something strange is happening within the walls of Hogwarts. Will they ever find out the cause of these incidents? What will their reactions be if they come to the bottom of things?

COMPLETE one-shot. Seated together at the Ministry's annual Christmas Ball, Draco and Hermione might get bored enough to discuss certain events in their shared past. Or maybe they'll just get drunk. -written for dramione advent on LJ, happy holidays!-

When Hermione agrees to try the Weasley Twin's newly renovated Patented Daydream Charms, she doesn't expect her irksome co-worker to join her on the adventure. Nor does she expect the impact of their sojourn to Regency Era England to bleed into reality.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!

Hermione said to Crookshanks,"I don't think we're in London anymore." They were in a land, far away, with a scarecrow Harry, a tin man Draco & a lion Ron. Who is the evil witch? Click your heels together three times, because there's no place like home.

COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE

Draco wants to meet Hermione’s family, and she can’t quite fathom why that is.

Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!

A series of drabbles about Draco and Hermione's growing relationship.

Hermione, barred from marrying Ron as planned, is forced to seek a new husband before Umbridge's Marriage law catches up with her HG/DM

Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.

Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.

She watched him intently. The book she was reading long forgotten on her lap. Her brow furrowed in concentration. What will happen if he catches her? Mature themes and some non consentual moments. Be advised. Dramione of course.

It’s been ten years and the alumni of Hogwarts are heading back to the school many have not seen since the war. A few surprises, a few fights, and overall happiness follows. ENTRY FOR 3Keys FIC EXCHANGE!

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

It’s tricky being a teenager. It’s tough being the most talked about couple at Hogwarts. It’s even more difficult saying those Three Little Words.

After the end of the war, Hogwarts has become used to the arguments. But this fight is different, in a bad way. It will take Ginny Weasley and her rather reluctant side-kick boyfriend to fix everything. Dramione with a side paring of HP/GW. One-shot.

An epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows for Dramione fans of the world.

It's cold in the woods tonight. Deadly cold. Will he reach her in time?

Apparently, even females from the strongest race in the universe had their cotton candy dreams. Teenagers ask too many questions. Gintoki doesn't know how to answer and Sougo just doesn't. \\OkitaxKagura/ One shot.

A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.

One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut

Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.

While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.

Temari was busy looking for an 'easy button', but it turns out she didn't need one in the first place. TemariXShikamaru three part.

The morning after the night before. Draco & Hermione

Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.

Lucius knows very well what a Malfoy should and should not do. Hermione x Draco.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Now all the things begin to click in place. Written in Harry's POV for the dmhgficexchange.

My Winter 2005 DrHr Fic Exchange Entry. A 'chance' meeting in a hallway.

Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr

After a mission, Draco and Hermione have a blowout at the office! Just fluff folks. Nothing deep here.

A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.

The corridor in front of the library is always so crowded between classes. PWP oneshot.

A week passed and so far thirtyeight students had ended up under Madame Pomfrey’s care. Neville ended up there twice. Crabbe three times. DrHr

Oneshot When Ron does something unspeakable, who is there to help Hermione pick up the pieces?

A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.

If you love something, let it go. ShikaTema, sandcest.

Draco's favorite fairy tale. Pure cotton candy DHr fluff!