If you are crazy, random, and insane, put this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (This is why they're in my list of things I don't like.)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

Things You Do NOT Wanna Hear On An Airplane Intercom:

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Primrose Angel Lupin, Dancefan93,Lizzierose33

If you believe people should take rape seriously copy and paste this on your profile as rape IS against the law and people shouldn't be joking about it.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever worn stilettos so you could use them as a weapon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/pastey-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit, and continue doing it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you risk severe lower back problems because of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile then get off the goddamn computer, Quasimodo!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

If you compulsively edit other people's work , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been looking for something, then forgot what it was and why it was so important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, etc) copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you're too busy petting your cat and/or reading fanfiction to finish one novel a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are Homo sapiens, put this in your profile.

If you have total blonde moments copy this into your profile

If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"...

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.