Greetings, Earth Mortal. I am the being known as Dr. Saibot M.D., and I have come to conquer your realm and devour your souls. Also, I write some fanfiction.

Stupid Stuff you can quote me on:

I believe that one day, Raptor Jesus will return from the depths of the Internet to save the true believers, and will release a plague of carnivorous bipedal dinosaurs upon the wicked. The Velocirapture will come.

Give me a Voice, and I shall speak my mind. Give me a Pen, and I shall create my legend. Give me a Blade, and I bring others to their knees. Give me a Torch, and all that stands will soon be ash. I am Alive. I can Create. I can Destroy. I can Dream of the future, and I can Remember the past. Most important, however, is that I can Think.

The reason that I don't believe in the Infinite Universes theory is the fact infinite means infinite. All possibilities. There being a universe that there is no infinite universes in is a possibility. That means an infinite amount of universes in which there is no infinite universe possibility. Therefore, it is disproven. Boom, science.

Fandoms that I have devoured:

Pokemon, especially the manga Adventures. Ruby/Sapphire OTP (Is this what I have become?)

Bioshock, obviously. Its kinda the only story I have.

Fallout. Still waiting with high-hopes for Fallout 4.

Too many too conceivably list if I want to have any self respect.