24 year old Piper Chapman has just accepted a job as a guidance counselor at Litchfield High School, where an 18 year old delinquent named Alex Vause is stirring up all types of trouble. Will Piper be able to whip Alex into shape? Or will she just get whipped? AU fic. Rated M for language, violence and sexual content.

Alex Vause is back in the old neighbourhood of her hometown, clearing out her mother's house when the newly married Blooms move in across the street. AU. Vauseman.

An Orphan Black story in a Harry Potter setting. It's the clones' third year in Hogwarts, and the Triwizard cup is taking place. What happens when the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and the Durmstrang institute comes to Hogwarts? Cosima, Sarah, and Alison make new friends, and enemies.

AU: After being pulled apart from the person who mattered most to her at age seventeen, Cosima Niehaus' life fell apart in more ways than she could comprehend. Half decade of nightmares and 3 additional years of trying to pull herself together later, she's forced to face the lie that gave her false hope & the pain of knowing it came from the one person who vowed to always love her.

In the summer before her last semester at Smith, Piper Chapman finds herself in NYC interning with a publishing company. What happens when what was supposed to be a simple summer job gets flipped upside down by a certain dark haired editor? AU. Vauseman. Rating may change.

Cosima Niehaus is the rebellious older sister of a child violin prodigy who's tired of being forgotten. When she meets a young pianist named Delphine, who's never broken a rule in her life, she gets a taste of Cosima's world and realizes she likes it.

Slightly AU. What if the clones have been self-aware their entire lives? When Cosima goes in for some routine testing, she finds that a new doctor has been assigned to her.

A collection of Cophine one-shots with an AU high school setting.

This is a somewhat AU version of what happened between Michonne and Andrea when they found each other. It is rated M for language, violence, and sexual content which may all appear in the future. Michonne, Andrea, Michandrea

When the new immunology professor caught Cosima's eyes none of the two women realized the extend of the troubles they would eventually get themselves into... (english's not my first language, cut me some slack) - Final Version! (Warning for sexual violence at chapter 42)

Orphan Black AU; There are no clones. No genetic identicals. A detective with Dissociative Identity Disorder, Beth deals with stress differently than most people. It's messy and no one ever does what they're told (least of all Sarah), but it works. They work. Together. Eventual cophine (and maybe, lumberpunk.)

Ex-drug dealer, ex-girlfriend, ex-daughter, ex-con: Alex Vause's first days and weeks after being released from prison, one step at a time. Alex/Piper because ugh.

Cophine AU. Majoring in Biology, Cosima runs head first into the life of an artistic stranger. Will they let their emotions play out, or will logic prevail?

Typical Cophine highschool AU, with a twist... Geek!Delphine & Cool!Cosima. Shenanigans aplenty. (Cophine, obvs)

Cosima Niehaus is on her way to completing her senior year at the University of Minnesota without a hitch when a tall girl with impeccably-styled blonde curls, a dignified strut, and a sleek leather handbag walks in on her morning shift at the coffee shop. Cophine coffeeshop AU.

Piper learns the hard way why a doctor should never fall for their patient. [Alex/Piper - AU]

"I want to be a choice. And you chose Larry. I just can't fucking walk away. How do you look at the person you love and tell yourself it's time to walk away?" Starts during S1Ep13. Vauseman!

AU. Cosima is a promising young artist who comes across a beautiful art history student and falls instantly. But she quickly finds out her crush is otherwise entangled... (DUN DUN DUN) It's definitely Cosima's world, but Sarah and Felix have already shown up, and we'll get to some other characters soon.

Cosima is tired of being alone. Who knew that having her wisdom teeth removed would be the start of something wonderful. Under the influence Cosima meets someone special. Now it's up to her sisters and the rest of Clone club to solve the mystery of who exactly "future wife" is.

Delphine auditions for "The Clone Club," an all-female band (according to Sarah) who are in desperate need of a new drummer. Based off of Evelyne's ridiculously cute interview involving cocktails and drumming.

AU. Even on DYAD's terms it was a difficult assignment. Delphine Cormier is a physician of not only the subjects of DYAD's research experiments but of the station's general population. Assigned to "babysit" a newcomer - an off-grid clone who's been permitted limited access of the station for good behaviour. She soon discovers how very human her subjects really are.

Cosima teaches the new girl in town how to surf... and maybe a few other things! Rated M for Might-contain-smut-if-I-grow-the-balls-to-write-it

An alternate universe where Fiona has Cordelia later in life and struggles to become a better mother under Myrtle's guidance. Rated T for now... Myrona pairing eventually!

Season Two of OITNB told us over and over that prison isn't summer camp. But, like...maybe I want it to be. Just for a little while. Hence...camp counselor AU. Piper POV/Vauseman centric, but everyone's definitely a part of it.

Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, and cast on set of filming Orange is the New Black. Rating may or may not change

Part I: Thoughts on the first night Alex and Piper met and how their relationship evolves after that. Part II: Leading up to Paris. Part III: Anything goes... Slightly AU

AU. Delphine and Cosima have known each other since Delphine moved in across the street when they were 8. As they grow older, they only grow closer.

"Out of all the flower shops in all the cities in all the world, she had to walk into Alex's." Or, Alex's job at the flower shop is relatively easy, until Piper walks in. AU.

AU. What if Piper was never a naive college grad/debutante, but no stranger to drug trafficking? Two women who thrive on power meet and are doomed in a different way.

Super random theme park AU. In which Alex, in the summer job from hell, is working a games booth at a theme park (alongside some other familiar faces), bored out of her mind until the day some dull Jewish guy brings his girlfriend by Alex's booth to try to win her a prize...but she's not exactly eyeing the stuffed animals.

Cosima's eyelids drop slightly, her look becoming pleased, confident, languid, as she steps forward, taking Delphine's hands and bringing them to her hips, and moves her lips close, so close to Delphine's, drawing each other's breath, lips tingling, aching, but not quite touching. (Because I seem a bit mired in my longer piece, here's some smut.)

"Are you trying to sleep with everyone's monitor?" Alison questions. "Is Donnie next?"

"I love you." you say. "I love you too." I think, but the words do not make themselves known. Prophine AU. Possible two-shot. Rachel's POV.

High School AU. Classic girl meets girl. Dork-y Delphine crushes on ukulele player Cosima. [Random one-shots and drabbles in this universe.]

AU. Cosima gets kind of wasted at the annual science faculty ball's bar. Dr Cormier sees her sleazy colleague Philip trying to take Cosima home with him and takes it upon herself to intervene, and ends up taking the drunken and badly flirting grad student home herself. Oneshot.

Vauseman AU. Piper is engaged to Larry, but her life is turned upside down when she meets the beautiful disaster that is Alex Vause. So, what will it be? Stability or a beach in Cambodia?

It's now 2020. Six years have passed since Piper's infamous stint at Litchfield Correctional Facility. Two years have passed since her monotonous wedding to Larry Bloom. Now, her past is ready to come back and bite her ... hard!

When Piper, a vet working at the Bronx Zoo, gets unexpectedly dumped by her boyfriend of six years, all her plans of a life in Paris are thrown out the window. But when she meets Alex, an international drug importer, she finds out that some things in life are even better than the possibility of Paris. [On temporary hold, due to writer's block.]

Sarah comes home one night to find her parents' new home abandoned. 90s!AU featuring Cosima and Delphine.

Aldous Leekie made a mistake when he hired Delphine Cormier. This probably wasn't what he intended.

Aurora is dirty, and goes to take a bath. Maleficent isn't too sure that her blatant nakedness is such a good thing. For Malora Week's 7/16 Challenge: Jealousy/Possessive(ness) and 7/17 Challenge: First Time

As much as she hated to admit it, Cosima had been getting lonely. After months hidden away in her little apartment by herself, Delphine seemed like the perfect science enthusiast type to take on as a new friend. But, of course, things are rarely as they seem. Cophine.

After her mother's death, Poussey is devastated. (I gave up trying to write good summaried a long time ago).

Great things (and people) can turn up in unexpected places - like, for example, on the side of the road, holding a sign that reads "San Fran or Bust." Delphine is not at all the type to give a stranger a ride, but there's something about Cosima that she just can't resist. What are the odds that a random hitchhiker could have such a profound effect on her life in a single day?

Cosima became so thin while she was ill. Now she's well, and Delphine is taking notice.

There are many things Rachel Duncan likes to do with men. She likes to own them, to make them bend, to watch them snarl back inside their cages, trying to exude, assert their masculinity with growls and postures, while still completely tamed and controlled by her power. But, there are other things Rachel wants.

When Dr. Delphine Cormier meets activist Cosima Niehaus during the civil rights era, she doesn't know what a long, strange trip she's embarking on.

AU. Alex is a painter and meets Piper in a bar. Can Piper handle Alex and vice versa? Not my characters. Just borrowing them.

Delphine quits smoking

"But why should I be made to settle, when I know that we are not meant to be?" Aurora questioned, looking up at the woman and begging for her to understand without being forced to say the words. "Why should I marry him, when it is not my heart's desire?" •Aurora/Maleficent•

In which Alison falls for the star of the football team and Sarah can't help but meddle while dealing with her own share of issues. Drama ensues. High School AU

Alex must attend a business dinner, but Piper needs to be convinced it's worth her while...

She thinks they do this because it is dangerous. For tumblr user prolethean.

She wonders if a person can live without a soul, but then Rachel enters the room again. Spoilers through 2x07 and the preview of 2x08.

Delphine isn't gay, but when her friends drag her to a gay bar and she meets a stranger, she's not so sure anymore.

Cosima needs to add something different to her college applications. Maybe the new French girl can help. AU, HighSchool!Cophine, because of teh cute. Fluffy, somewhat sexy romance with a older T or soft M rating. Also, it's set in the 80s, because why not, it's something new to do.

Alex and Piper have dinner with Carol Chapman, how bad could it be? Pre-Litchfield, Vauseman One-Shot. Rated M for language and sexual themes.

My name is Alex Vause and I have an addiction; her name is Piper Chapman.

Fear is the heart of love.

Fiona has a literary tattoo. Madison is intrigued. (Fiona x Madison, smutty toward the end.)

Cosima is gone. The only people that Sarah and Delphine blame more than each other are themselves.

A different take on Piper and Larry meeting for the first time, her and Alex never broke up and a jealous Alex soon ensues. Vauseman smut!

Cosima's been gone for almost a week now, and all Delphine wants to know is how the hell she's supposed to get on with her life.

"1. Your name is Delphine Cormier, and you are very, very old." / oneshot

"Dear you, Today I first saw you. You're in my Biology lecture. We sit next to each other. I'm not sure if you remember. Anyways, I just wanted you to know I think you are lovely. Like a rose. Shit. That's shitty. Sorry, English is not my first language." / oneshot

"You kiss her with ferocity, anger, fire. You hold her face in your hands and your thumbs press into her cheeks hard enough to bruise but you can't stop yourself. She reaches for your shirt, begins to tug. She rips it over your head unceremoniously and grabs your hips, hard." / oneshot

Cosima and Delphine go to a music festival. /oneshot

Cophine smut, inspired by the infamous table scene in Cosima's insider promo.

This was a prompt from tumblr user @im-on-your-side-now. Cosima's health fails and Sarah has to take her place at the DYAD, leaving Delphine conflicted in more ways than one.

Fiona invades her mind and body like a poison. Draining and intoxicating, there is no escape. [incest]

"It was a dark and stormy night, and even though she should have been paying attention in a sketchy neighborhood as this one, walking all alone by herself, all Rachel could think was, "How cliche of you, London"." In which Sarah takes a blow, and Rachel falls down the rabbit hole of attraction.

A short Myrtle and Fiona drabble inspired by the full moon on Valentine's Day known as the 'Snow Moon' due to traditionally heavy snowfalls that occur in the month of February. Myrona pairing, kind of. Myrtle tries to console Fiona. Dedicated to Nic. xoxo

Myrtle visits Fiona in the middle of the night to convince her to say goodbye to The Axeman. Rated M for femslash.

Clarice asks Hannibal to tell her something trivial about himself. Which, of course, is very hard for him. Especially when it's Clarice asking.

Spoilerish fic that takes place during "The Magical Delights of Stevie Nicks" with Cordelia, Fiona, Myrtle, and Stevie. Fiona apologizes to Delia. Rated M for possible femslash (Myrona) in the next chapter - not sure yet!

AU - "The same people came into the library every week, more or less. Cosima knew all of the regulars, but not a single one of them knew about her."

Taking LadyNobleSong's lead (with permission!) on the pairing of Myrtle Snow / Fiona Goode. While this story will have a lot of angst-ridden interaction with the two, with semi-graphic femslash it will actually have a plot/storyline now! Fiona persuades Myrtle to become her ally despite their tumultuous relationship. Eventually, they uncover a plot to destroy the coven.

It all started with a phone call (and a few insults). Heavy Alex/Piper. M-rated stuff. Completely AU.

Myrtle catches Fiona not being quite so "clean." Rated M for femslash...big surprise there. Written in response to a prompt!

This is a one-off. A look at Piper and Alex before prison life experiencing a little trouble in paradise.

Cophine: Delphine suppresses the urge to cough, letting the feeling billow, and then subside, in her chest. She licks her lips experimentally, but feels no different than when she normally smokes.

On holiday with her father in the south of France, Cosima stumbles across the beautiful, scientific Delphine and they instantly have a connection. Cosima's convinced that she's found not only her intellectual equal, but the future mother of her children. Amazingly enough, so has her father - Delphine's mother.

Cophine AU: When Delphine moves to America, she's not expecting to witness a suicide, especially of a woman whom looks exactly like her.

Sarah has one objective: get Delphine drunk.

Subtleties are the basis of their relationship. Based on SoL only. One-shot for now.

Alex confronts Piper in the library. Takes place a couple days after Piper is released from SHU after attacking Pensatucky.

The deliciously painful heat between them melts them and yet, makes them whole.

It's almost worse, knowing that there's so much fear, so much pain, so much uncertainty that it can't be properly expressed.

"I wasn't supposed to fall for you, but I did." Six vignettes telling the story of how Delphine Fell.

The night after Delphine follows Cosima to Felix's apartment. It takes place post-1x10 Endless Forms Most Beautiful. Cosima/Delphine, Cophine, Science Girlfriends, femslash

Toe to toe, back to back, let's go, my love; it's very late, 'Til morning comes, let's tessellate. Delphine/Cosima

At first Korra was her smartest student also the most annoying and insufferable. But then suddenly she was something else she became what Lin never knew she wanted but always needed. And then she was gone. Now five years later can Lin get her life back and maybe Korra too? M for language. AU, angst

When there are so few left in the world, how hard is it to trust one person with your life? Involves minor spoilers for the first half of season 3 and then a complete departure.

One shot - Clarice is perplexed at the strange message she finds in her email one morning. Again, sorry, but always Jodie Foster Clarice to me.

One shot - Clarice begins an all-too-common descent into insanity. Some language. Also, sorry, but Jodie Foster will always be Clarice to me.

Oneshot. Something different happens when Agent Starling reaches for the forgotten file.