I... uh, I don't really have anything important to say about anything at all at the moment.

Hmm. Well I've seen other people's profiles...

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to do something similar.

Name: Not gonna tell you that.

Aliases: The.Indolent.Shirker

Age: 23 or something I never cared all that much.

Nationality: The Moderately Associated States of America.

Current Residence: Somewhere in New Mexico.

Talents: I like to think myself an artist.
Skills: Um... I can use chopsticks. Does that count?
Hobbies: I enjoy playing with my various and sundry Lego sets.

Mannerisms: I'm usually pretty relaxed so I slouch and lean on things more than appropriate.
Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.): I chew on the end of a paintbrush while out in public.
Health: Damn-it Jim, I'm an artist, not a doctor!

Favorite Saying: “I am certain that if I were to have any roommates, they would be grateful for the fact that I live alone.”
Speech patterns: I tend to swing between using big words and swearing like a sailor.

Greatest flaw: I strongly dislike most people on principle.
Best quality: I mind my own business.

Parents(describe relationship): I have no parents. I'm inconceivable.

This is the part where I put the quotes right?

Lets do that then...

"I'm glad I don't like spinach, because if I did then I would eat it, and I can't stand the stuff."
--Ferdinard, "Pierrot le fou (1965)"

“I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.”
--Spider Jerusalem, "Transmetropolitan"

"Talk to me. Or I will do terrible things to you. On purpose."
--Pete Wisdom, “Excalibur"

"I wish we never met… I'm too young to be contemplating suicide."
-Kyle, “South Park”

And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit.
--Tick, “The Tick”

"Wannabes! All of you, spitpolishing your prosthetic limbs, und whitewashing your liverspots for this wretched back-patting, smarty-party! The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the ‘hello my name is’ badge. He strikes from below like a viper! Or on high like a penny, dropped from the tallest building aroundt! He has only ze one purpose: do bad things, to good people, Mit Science!"
--Chrome Dome, ‘The Tick’

“An object at rest, cannot be stopped!”
--The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, "The Tick"

"Oh God, Lemon Juice! It burns with the power of Lemons!"
--Hesh Hepplewhite, 'Sealab 2021'

I've got a story, ain't got no moral,
Let the bad guy win every once in a while.
--‘Will it go Round in Circles’, by Billy Preston, ‘Music Is My Life’ (1972)