SCARING CHILDREN AND SMASHING YOUR DISHES SINCE THE DAY I POPPED OUT
I EAT BABIES :3

Hi my name is what, my name is who, (fine then) Slika slika slim shady :D. I love CHOCOLATE, fluffy fan-fics, drawing :) oh and did I say chocolate. Lets not forget babies ... lots and lots of juicy babies :3

ABOUT MOI- I'm pretty short for a 16 year old D: I have brownish hair, longish length. Eye-liner must be applied every day for both me and my husband :P I'm addicted to Sims, smileys and FF :D I feel naked without something on my head, so my cyber goggles, cat ears and bows are never given a day off :P I love all anime and manga, Naruto, Deathnote, Outlaw Star, Bleach, Ahh My Godess, Trigun, Helsing and Lucky Star being my favorites :P I'm married and have one child with the same man, I love both of them dearly :') Got some friends Yes I know, what a shocker. The victims are my husband, Matthew S, Rhys M and Matthew R.

PIERCINGS

-SnakeBites - Two piercings under my bottom lip on either side-
-AngelBites - Two piercings above my lip on either side -
-Nose Stud - A small stud on the left side of my nose
-Stretcher - A small spike through my left ear lobe
-Ears - I have 3 small piercings up my right ear
-Belly button - Usually a red bird
And one more 'down below because I'm epic, all of these holes in my body personally done then none other than my husband Noah ... what a dick :')

I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, I LOVE IT SO MUCH, I MADE UP A SONG, IT GOES:
I eat a baby a day to keep the doctor awayyyyyyyy ... dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick
-By my 'beautiful' husband who made up this song when I stood on his balls, he's so sweet :')

ADDRESS- Wouldn't you like to know you preverts ;D

THINGS OFTEN SAID TO ME-
"Move your fat arse before I move it for you ... with my FOOT"
"You have officially become more emo ... then the word emo can describe"
"You idiot, you're like a retard trying to find a freaking door-knob out there!"
"Stop listening to you're music in class!!!"
"I'm pretty sure you just broke several laws"
"Did you seriously just say that?"
"GO SLIT YOUR WRISTS!"

THING I OFTEN SAY-
"You know what! SHUT THE F*K UP!"
"Oh ... 0_0 I knew that"
"Gay and fake..." -
"As long as I have at least one finger, I HAVE ONE FINGER TO KILL THE BITCH WITH"
"Well you could have made that a tiny bit clearer ... SO I COULD F*ING UNDERSTAND IT! GRR.."
"you people were obviosly sent to this Earth to annoy me!"
"I'll be back in 10 minutes because it will take me like half an hour to get down the stairs" - I'm such a drunkard :')

No, the fact that I am young does not make me a bad mother
No, the fact that I am disowned does not make me a bad mother
No, the fact that my husband has served time in prison does not make me or him bad parents
No, the fact that both of my child's parents have facial piercings does not make us bad parents
No, the fact that my husband has tattoos does not make him a bad father
No, the fact that me and my husband both wear heavy make up does not make us bad parents
The moral of the story bitches is 'DONT JUDGE'

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee. (I love Lee, but that did make some sense xD)

If you're against abortion, re-post this. ]==["""!"""!"""]--

if your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile
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You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (NO disrespect to Sakura)

paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

If you hate Karin from Naruto, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you risk your social life, and wont make plans on Saturday night because your watching Naruto or updating Fan-fics repost this!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!

DELETING YOU FROM MYLIFE ?-
Password*..LOADING..▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%▒▒ERROR ! It is impossible to delete a good relationship, as you mean so much to them, and they mean so much too you.
We are not computers, we were given the blessing of love, and it hurts bad when you have to delete it from your system, so don't hand your heart to just anyone ... find that someone special, there is someone waiting for you.

94% of teens would go in a panic if Justin Bieber was on a 236 foot building about to kill himself. if you are one of the 6% who would buy popcorn, and a chair, and shout \"JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!\" Copy and paste this to every thing even ur blurb on facebook, I know it\'s random but it\'s funny

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The result of reading SasuSaku LEMONS until 4 in the morning:
Naruto Chapter 256 page 9

"What Pesky Brats"
-What I read it as-
"What Perky Breasts"

1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso
6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8:Don't use any punctuation
9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"
12:Sing along at the opera
13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"
18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"
19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.If your mom says your special on the inside, copy and paste this in your profile
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

Everyone is weird. So you have to be at least a little weird to be normal, right? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

Pick Up-line and shut downs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
Woman: Really? I would put 'F' and 'U' together.

Man: Your eyes are amazing, just seeing them puts me in the mood
Woman: Well seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

MY UKE!:
BADASS UKE ;D *BOOYA* ^^
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
MOST COMPATIBLE WITH: Dont Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi seme
LEAST COMPATIBLE WITH:Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
MY UKE ;D
THE TEST ^^ - Find your Uke!!!

"REMEMBER WHEN
"REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

"If you think I'm just some stupid kid ruled by his emotions, then so be it. Saying I should follow in Itachi's footsteps is nothing but pretty words. It's nonsense meant for those who don't know hatred. If anyone wants to deny my way of living, I'll kill everyone they cared about! Maybe then they'll understand..., a little of my hatred."~Uchiha Sasuke - EPIC QUOTE, I LOVE YOU SASUKE :P

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