![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. haeya every1!!!!!!!! Stuff bout me!!!!!!! Fave Books: Twilight series, vampire academy series nd lots more!!!!!! Fave Colour: Lime green, yellow, um basically anything bright- oh especially flouro!!!!!!! All time fave movie: cheaper by the dozen!!!!!! Life time goals: go skydivng, learn to play for elise on da piano, go to all 7 continents and more dat i cant remember!!!!!! Fave hobbies: hanging out wiv my besties!!!!! reading, netball, dancing and more!!!!! tada... mi lyf in a nut shell!!!!!!! oh here's sum very very cool stuf i saw on otha ppls profiles- plus sum otha stuff of mi own... ENJOY!!!!!!! 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie andd Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, put this in your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, put this in your profile. If you have crazy friends that you love anyways, put this in your profile. If there are times you wanna annoy people for the heck of it, put this inyour profile. :D FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! oh and one more!!!!... friends are like bras... close to your heart and there for support!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha isnt dat soooo adorable!!!!! Totally Crack up Twilight Survey!!!!! List twelve Twilight Characters in no particular order: 1. Alice 2. Carlisle 3. Bella 4. Jacob 5. Embry 6. Edward 7. Quil 8. Leah 9. Emmett 10. Rosalie 11. Jasper 12. Renesmee Edward/ Jasper- um no… cood b funny tho, not quite sure wot it wood b about- mayB ill write one haha 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Jacob- omg yes- hotter than hot!!!!!!
Renesmee/ Leah… hahahahaha I would laugh sooo hard- bit of lesbian there 4 ya folks haha
Emmett- no but poor him hes so freakin awesum!!!!!! Jacob/ Edward- um mayB as a threeesum wif Bella but apart from dat prob not!!!! 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Embry/ Emmett or Embry/ Rosalie- definitely Embry/ Rosalie I thnk dae wood make a kulio couple haha 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? Quil walked in on Carlisle and Renesmee- um no comment- nah I would die of laughter for 1 thing haha- um dis cood be awkward- haha dis survey is giving me sum great ideas for stories!! 8) Make up a summary of a four/ten fanfic. Jacob/ Rosalie- Bella and Jake are a happy couple until Jacob turns into a werewolf and imprints on Rosalie. Rosalie doesn’t return the love because Jake smells too bad to her!!!
Quil/ Renesmee- Imprints double dates!!!
Leah- I know an annoying song, annoying song, annoying song. I know an annoying song and this is how it goes! -Repeat until everyone is ready to kill you -to the tune of Mary had a little lamb!!!
Rosalie/ Carlisle- um sup dad you’re lookin gr8 2dae- nah i dunno hav no ideas- y would Rosalie flirt wif Carlisle anyway???!!!! |
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