?:Dead?

Dead: Yes...

?: This is our profile, introduce yourself.

Dead:...Fine Light, hi, I'm Dead, and for the millionth time, no! I'm still alive, my name is Dead.

?: Say more about yourself Dead.

Dead: Like what, Ed?

Ed: your likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, something like that.

Dead: Fine, I'm Dead, what I like is none of your business, neither is what I hate, I don’t trust you enough to tell you my hobbies, and I don’t have a dream.

?: You’re not a Hatake, Brother…

Ed: Ness! What the hell, are you doing here?

Ness: None of your business Ed.

Dead: I'm sorry Ness! I’ll do it again, I'm Dead, I like spicy food, reading and writing, I hate, half-asses who do things half way, Light, Ed and going out in the sun, my hobbies are sitting in a dark room all day with my Laptop and my phone, My dream is to play every single video game in this entire planet that has a rating above 2.5, my job is writing down the story and its plot lines.

Light: Not, bad, My turn! It’s a me! Light!...

Ed: Light, that is stereotypical and very hurtful to fat Italian plumbers and any Italians for that matter…

Light, Dead and Ness together: NO ONE ASKED YOU ED!

Ed: I'm sorry…

Light: …I like cheese, drama, torturing Dead and exploring, I hate, Ed, people who do nothing in their life and people who eat my cheese, my hobbies are torturing Dead and pranking Ed, my dream is to one day, tour the world and eat every kind of cheese, my job here is to maintain the drama and emotions in the story.

Ed: Hi, I'm Ed, Light and Dead’s younger brother, I like talking to people my age, watching anime and my family, I don’t really hate anything, my hobbies are painting and collecting newspaper clippings, my dream is to one day break all stereotypes and bring peace to this world, Oh, and my job is to provide and insert the right facts into the story.

Ness: Your dream is never going to become a reality Ed.

Ed: Don’t say that, if you believe it, anything can come true!

Ness: …

Light: …

Dead: … I think that it’s time to give him a reality time check from all those anime series he watches.

Ness: Let him cling on to whatever he wants, I'm Ness, the only girl in this group, I like nothing and hate everything, my hobbies are manipulating my brothers to do my bidding and thinking up ways to break them, my dream is to one day rule the world! Wahahahahah! Oh, and my job is to make plot twists and edit battle scenes.

Dead: …That was unnecessarily dark and twisted.

Ness: I'm no liar.

Light: Moving ON! Nice to meet you dear reader, please don’t mind my siblings, they don’t know how to behave in front of people, please don’t leave me alone with them, keep reading!

Light: Anybody there?

Dead: Yes Light...

Light: Help Dead! Nessie threw me out the window!

Dead: Good.

Light: Oh! come on!

Ed: Hey Dead! why are you staring out the window?

Light: Hey! Ed, buddy, help your favorite brother out please...

Ed: Oh, its just you, never mind then, call me if there's anything more interesting out there Dead, other than trash that is.

Ness: Hello, brothers, may I ask what you are doing?

Dead: Oh, just enjoying Light's misery.

Ness: Interesting, may I join?

Light: Sure! let the sadist join you guys to see me waddle in misery, why not throw stuff at me?

Ed: (throws a rather large soda can)

Light: Whoa! Watch it, what next? a piano?

Ness: (takes out a extra large piano from nowhere)

Light: Ah, shit.