Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars. WANTEDTeenage, bouncey, Five-foot-something girl. Long hair, loud voice, grammar-happy, lots of hang-nails, completely insane and proud of it. Answers to "Razzberri", "CrazyChic", "Kit", "Elaina", "Hey, you", "Freak", and many other names we are not at liberty to disclose. Escaped from a high-securety insane asylum at 13:30am on the morning of the 49th of Octember with her accomplice, Mary Lou, a super-evil-hypnotic-plaid-scottish-cow-with-an-automatic-smoothie-making-machine-and-a-high-tech-propellor-strapped-to-her-back. The two are rumored to have left fanfiction.net, though the girl's works continue to make their way onto this innocent, unsuspecting web-site. The girl is possibly armed with an air guitar and numerous mind-destroying songs; the cow with 3 inch, razor-sharp teeth, as well as a banana-cream pie. If you have any information regarding to the whereabouts of this potentially dangerous nutcase or her vicious friend , please dial 1-800-IGOTER, toll-free in Antarctica. Please send any donations to the locking up of both girl and cow to the KEEP FREAKS OFF THE STREETS foundation. You could save a life. |
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