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 I am the type of person that will tell you like is don't care about your feelings cuz the only heart I wear on my sleeve is a black tattooed one. I have a mouth on me that would make a sailor blush ten shades of red and that is putting it lightly. I am trying to be nice so don't fuck it up for me I am on roll here. I like to read a lot I have been reading from this site for over a year now. Yeah I am one of those fuckers that never leave a review. What are you gonna do sue me lol. Any way where was I oh yeah I like to read a lot my family calls it my vacations. Don't fuck with my vacations people I am to broke to afford a real one. I have been caught up in the twilight series to the point where I have picked it apart and come to the conclusion that Edward is control freak pussy. I don't like him. Bella starts out with a spine what the fuck happened to it. I don't like how her choices were taken away from her and she let that happen. With that said I do like the following pairings Bella/Jasper, Bella/Paul and Bella/Peter. It just fits better. My favorite Author on this site is LifelessLyndsey She is rude and crude and writes some of the best fucking lemons out there. |
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Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11230 - Favs: 15,804 - Follows: 11,669 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Shaping the Future by CharmedArtist reviews
In a darker future, the Order pitches one last battle at Hogwarts. Defeated, Harry Potter is defenseless against Voldemort's death blow... that somehow throws him into the past. (Snarry slash and evil!Dumbledore. You have been warned!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 184,176 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 7328 - Favs: 8,479 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Comeuppance by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Adopted from MissBecca. Harry decides enough is enough and breaks free from Dumbledores influence. powerful!strong!independent!Harry. Slash. if you don't like M/M please don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,951 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Say my name, Bella by Sexysiren1981 reviews
*Complete* AU Twilight NM. After Edward leaves Bella in the forest. Sam finds he has an insatable appetite for the girl he found. Bella is curiously drawn to the alpha of the La Push wolves but ultimately where will the undeniable passion between them lead? -Bella/Sam-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Bella, Sam] Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Bodyguard by BetterinTexas reviews
When Edward's attempt to prove his manhood to Bella goes wrong, Bella and Ty find themselves in the crosshairs of an old enemy. Luckily a certain Major agrees to be their bodyguard. The Ty and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,355 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Bella, OC - Complete
Scarred by jascat reviews
Jasper is horribly scarred by a vindictive Maria. He decides to live alone in the forest around Forks, certain no one could ever love him now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,962 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
Blood Brother by Smile-J reviews
Unbeknownst to Laurent, Victoria followed him to the meadow. Bella was caught up in the fight between wolf and vampire. Blood spilt on all sides. The consequences far reaching. BellaxJasper eventually. OOC, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,009 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Johns secret by Welisarne reviews
Sam has a vision of a woman dying. It turns out John had a big secret! First story, please be kind!
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,081 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - John W., Bella - Complete
I'll be home for Christmas by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella Swan pulled the plug on the wedding juggernaut and ran. Reduced to short stays and voluntary isolation, she moves from place to place. The Volturi can't track her, but it doesn't mean they can't find her some other way. Human, she broke her promise to them. Depressed at Christmas, she meets an older man in a bar and he takes her home. Who is he? Why is she drawn to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 187,789 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Bella, Joshua U.] [Angela, Jacob] - Complete
The Alpha's Prerogative by taoist elf reviews
Imprinting, marriage and mating. Duty, choice and need. What do these things have to do with love? In the midst of a failing marriage and strained imprint, Bella is about to find out. It's complicated, when is it ever not? Bella/Sam some Paul. No poly anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,384 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Bella, Sam - Complete
The Warlord by amaris12345 reviews
Who is Jasper Whitlock? He is one of the world's most feared warlord. What does he want from his fake life with the Cullens? He wants power and he wants his mate, and he will do anything to get what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,509 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Hit and Run by deadnow reviews
After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,739 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Alistair - Complete
Rise, Rebel, Resist by leggy freak003 reviews
They came again, they took him from me, and I broke. Now the pieces are scattered, and I'm looking for revenge. They will die, by my hand, if it's the last thing I ever do. With Jasper's help, with everyone's help, the Volturi will fall. Rated for adult language, situations, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,751 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Unhuman Nature by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella and Paul have a hate/hate relationship. Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,710 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Hurt but not broken by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward get too much for Bella to deal with. She finally ends things with him and he doesn't take it too well. She leaves with Alice and Jasper. After a accident, Bella is found by a strange Vampire with beautiful red eyes. Rated M. lemons. please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Peter
By His Side by madmamabear reviews
Jacob is injured in the fight with the newborns more severely than originally thought, though he is still convalescing at home. Bella makes a different decision when she visits him after Carlisle leaves. All things Twilight belong to Stephenie Meyer. This plot deviation is mine. This is my first fanfic, please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 128,740 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Protecting Maddie by BetterinTexas reviews
Something is out to get Bella Swan. Alice decides it is time for Bella to meet her Mate. Peter looks forward to meeting and defending his Mate. However he wasn't prepared for what came with Bella. Because Bella Swan and her daughter are a package deal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,555 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Elemental: Prophecy by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
A month after the battle, the Whitlocks, Denali's, The Pack and rest think it's finally over. But little do they know that something bigger is on the horizon and gunning for them. Ra: M Human Elemental Sequel
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,858 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - [Bella, Jasper] Charlotte, Peter - Complete
A Delicate Line by darkNnerdy reviews
Bella is alone once again and trying to outrun the darkness left behind for her. Will she escape or was she meant for that life all along? Very OOC. AU with Dark themes. Takes place after NM. J/B edited version ch 1&2 are up as of 7-08-2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,836 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Crimson Starlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Things don't go to plan in the throne room and Aro keeps Bella. Bella is learning to live with what she has, trying to build herself a new life, but there's an immortal who is not convinced, and who shakes her to her core. Is the feeling mutual? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,638 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Loved For The Better by loveofwrittenword reviews
Sequel to "Changed For The Better". •Jasper/Bella•
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 259,948 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Tutis Per Lux Lucis by chris62287 reviews
Bella saves Edward like in new moon. After seeing him again she realized she was over him and how controlling of a boyfriend he really was. When in the throne room she makes a deal with Aro to stay human. 2 years later she goes home to her friends and fam
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,445 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Jared - Complete
Changed For The Better by loveofwrittenword reviews
Jasper's life is shattered with one decision. The purpose he had in his life is gone, he has nothing to live for. In one moment of weakness, someone gives his life new purpose, and he starts a journey never imagined. Undergoing Grammar Edit 5/11. •Jasper/Bella•
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,617 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Rewriting History by luvinJ reviews
Bella falls hard when Edward left her. She will look to Jacob and find something she never expected, her true destiny. In the process of falling in love, challenges arise. Will they overcome their problems or will Bella be left alone again. Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,534 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Getting Back What Once Was Lost by princessxoamber reviews
Peter and Char find Bella…they know she is the Major's mate… When the time comes for them to finally meet…will they fall in love or will he stay devoted to a family that doesn't seem him in the same light? Twist turns and Volturi!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,144 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Learning to Live Again by blueboarderchick reviews
Edward left and Bella moved on with Jacob. But one day can change a lifetime. After leaving Forks for 6 months, she's back. Many questions need answering. Drama will ensue. And who will be by her side at the end? Can Bella have her happy ending finally?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 98,362 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Forever is never enough by Lucyferina reviews
Free, I finally felt free and I realized that home wasn't a place to me, it was Jacob Black. Wherever he was that's where I belonged. "Jacob, I love you and I'm sorry I didn't figure it out sooner." Strong Bella/ Alpha Jacob. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,999 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Once Bitten, Twice Shy by deadnow reviews
Clinging to Angel ideals, trapped in a vampire body, with very human urges. He was very confused. Peter was an indisisive vampire with an identity crisis. Bella was jaded and self-isolated. In short they were perfect for each other. PeterXBella. Lang&Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,391 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Peter, Bella - Complete
Stuck in Volterra by Onwind reviews
Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,661 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Caius, Bella - Complete
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
We Belong by Lucyferina reviews
Bella/Paul imprinting story.'His eyes narrowed and he took a step forward. She didn't back down, he could go to hell if he thought that she would show him fear.'COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,425 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete