Right. First off, I think I need to give everyone a fair warning: I'm wierd. At least, according to my ish. (long story...here goes!)

~*~LONG STORY~*~
So I'm driving in the car with one of my besterdest friends and she says something about exotic pets. I immediately yell "can I have an iguana?". She said ok, so of course I changed my mind. I decided (after many long hours of pondering) that the one thing I really needed, above all, was a llama. I asked her, and she said she could only get me one animal, so I settled on a llamaguana (or iguanallama. whichever.) I named him Mark and decided that I needed someone to take care of him. Amish people are good with animals, so I "hired" Kevin the ish (amish) to work for me. (Actually i kidnapped him but that's ok right?) Anyway, I now have a llamaguana named Mark and an ish named Kevin to take care of him. Kevin and I are good friends, and he says I'm wierd. I trust him.
~*~END OF LONG STORY~*~

So there you have it folks, proof beyond all that I am wierd. Anywho, now that we're past that, you all need more proof. Here, I'll give you a crash course to make it easier (As seen on tv, only $99.95!):

I love the Harry Potter fandoms, particularly Harry/Draco and Hermione/Remus. I tend to read fantasy more than anything, but I dabble in the occasional other genres. I also love movies, my favorites at the time being:
* PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN!!! (Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive! :sigh: and Orlando's not bad either...:raises eyebrow suggestively:)
* The Matrix
* SHREK! (I just love Donkey!)
* Grease
* NEMO!!!! (Woo! I heart this movie!)
* The Sound of Music
* The Lord of the Rings (it's just dripping with sexy actors, not to mention those drop-dead-gorgeous blue eyes of Mr. Frodo, played by our much adored Elijah Wood)
*Chocolat (Johnny Depp as a gypsy! What more can you possibly ask for?)
*Evita (I love the music in this movie - if you haven't seen it, you should. It's really good.)
*Bring it on (I know, I know. Preppy, bitchy cheerleader alert. But how can you not love this movie?)

Some of my favorite quotes:

"Eat me!...No! Not the gumdrop buttons!"
-The gingerbread man from Shrek

"Anita is Chocolate. REAL chocolate."
-Unknown, but I'm guessing it was Lauren

"Drink up me hearties, yo ho."
-Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

"You're stupider than you look. And you know what? You look pretty stupid."
-Me to Lauren (What?!? She was being mean.)

"Plop."
-Peter

:poke: :poke: "What is it?"
-Chrissy

"OH MY GOD! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!"
-Spongebob

"Nuns are like Santa: They see you when you're sleeping. They know when you're awake. They know if you've been bad or good...so be good or burn in hell!"
-Jill

Some other favorites of mine are:

Colors: Lime green, hot pink, black, silver, midnight blue, and royal purple.

Music: Some of my faves being Smile Empty Soul, New Found Glory, Something Corporate, Simple Plan, Trapt, MxPx, The Starting Line, Martina McBride, Faith Hill, Leann Rimes, Metallica, Disturbed, and Celine Dion (though she is a bit like a Krispy Kreme doughnut - too much and you wanna puke!).

Ahh, yes, and I also think Avril Lavigne is a complete poser. Ok, she's a good singer (...on the cd...when it's electronically enhanced...), but seriously, country girl + corny music + tie = punk? I don't think so.

Oh yes, another random fact: I am totally OCD about skittles and M&M's. Every time I eat them I have to pour out the entire bag, and sort them out by color. Then I have to eat enough so there are the same number of each color, and then I have to eat them one at a time, keeping the same number in every color, so I don't hurt their feelings.

Oh, and Justin, stop stealing my life or I will steal your pandas you frickin life stealer! (Although that would be kinda cool if you did have an ish too...) :insert grinning panda here:
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About my fics...I started writing for ff.net a few months ago, and my very first fic was "Returning the Ring"...long since given up on that. My friend got me interested (thankies Rozie babe) in fanfics, so I started off writing LotR fics, which is what she wrote. Then I was checking out the site, and I am now completely out of LotR and into Harry Potter. After reading several bazillion stories (many great writers to be congratulated), I came to the conclusion that Harry and Draco are meant for eachother. :sigh: I just finished my first ever Harry/Draco. Hope you like, more will come as soon as I become *pauses dramatically* inspired. And I assure you, that can happen at the most unexpected of times. Enjoy! (Or try to, at least, if you can get past the horrendous plot lines) =)

Favorite Pairings:

(to write) - Harry/Draco
(to read) - I'll read pretty much anything, except Ginny/Neville (ugh) I also dislike the Black/Lupin/Snape pairing. Come to think of it, I hate Neville no matter what. :shrugs:

UPDATES
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11.01.03--no incredibly interesting news here, except that I wrote the end of a story I never started, so before I can do anything with it I actually have to write the first part. I'm hoping it will be rather long though, as most of my fics are pretty short. We shall see, we shall see...

12.20.03--well I gave up and posted the end to my "story" hahaha! Long? As if! Yeah, well I am working on another one, but I really doubt it will be up anytime soon. Oh well, whatever right? hehehe love to all!

02.06.04--Anybody willing to beta for me? I'm finding that one would be rather nice, to get different opinions and such. Email me if you're interested!

02.12.04--Thank you SO much to all who reviewed any of my stories! It helps so much, and most of them are so encouraging. I'm moved to tears! Oh...wait...that's the onion. Sorry...heh :chucks onion over shoulder: I swear I'm gonna write something new soon...I just have to be in the right mood, and lately that just hasn't been happening. Thank you so much, everybody! It helps, it really does.

-Moondragon