Heyy, I am Blue Turtle of AWESOMENESS in private. Check out my awesome stories!

Heya everyone! I'm RedDragon009 when I'm oh-so-lonely. Go check out my epic stories to get free virtual doughnuts!

ya so yeah if it is in non italics it's MEEE da magical terrapin but if not it's old flame breath over there. So...we have decided to TEAM UP to write stories together, gruesome, cute, Zanzibar, or just weird. We...believe it or not...are meer 12 year olds with a torture mind of 100 and we both go to a Grammar School so we are pretty awesomely clever. We live in England (WOOOOO) and are simply skilled. So yeah.

Flame breath?! I mean really, seaweed brain?! Anyway, you REALLY have to go and look at our separate stories, coz some of them link to the stories we write here. Oh, and by the way, my books are better than yours, shell head.

I'm hurt. Mine are better than yours, hot head.

Whatever, flipper face. Mine are the best, ok?

Well, hate to break it to yaz...but mine are AWESOME.

I'm [not] sorry if this comes as a shock to you, but we all know mine are way more epic than yours.

LIQUORICE BAKED BEANS HIGH IN SULTANAS!

*...* Right...

yeah so we r pretty mad well I am but still u no read our stories