As you stare intently at the computer waiting for the bio of authoress 'Tariki Rania' to load, a flash of blinding white light sends you sailing into your computer and, unfortunetly knocks you unconscious. ~~~~~~~~~Three Hours Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You wake up in what seems to be a large library, under closer inspection it seems that someone must have put you on a Middle Eastern bed mat after you passed out. You get up and look around the room, when suddenly a beam of black energy is shot at you. Missing your nose by inches. You nervously look in the direction the destructive beam came from and, your left ear almost gets shot off.

"Lay down!" a harsh voice says. You obey, but only because you want to go home in one piece. The owner of the voice is a small girl with ferocious emerald eyes and shoulder length black hair that seems to zing out slightly in the front. She holds her hand out, palm exposed. She is obviously the one who shot those energy balls. She looms above you, and looks like she is about to pulverize you when another voice cries out to stop. You both turn to see a similar looking girl, except her eyes are a golden color and her hair seems more tame. She pushes the other aside and speaks in a soft calm voice;

"I apologize for what my other might have done." She said exasperately. The other girl snorts and dissapears into the shadows. The kinder one smiles slightly. "Oh, how rude of me. I didn't introduce myself! My name is Rania Rohani, and that other girl was my tariki. Tariki Rania, so to speak." When you look at her blankly she laughs gently and explains to you that a Tariki was the Middle Eastern version of a Yami. Suddenly she looks confused. "Why are you here anyway?" She asks curiously.

"I'd like to know some stuff about you" you say, even though that sounds like a stupid answer. She looks flattered and motions towards the shelves and tells you that all the answers you're looking for should be in the books. With that she dissapears in a flash of light and leaves you to look at her books to your heart's content. You randomly select books and skim through them, in an attempt to gain more knowledge. At last you come across somewhat of a biography. You sit down with this book and begin to read... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

-Name: ...

-Penname: Look up at the top doofus

-Age: Between -472361 and 4952833283323.7

-School: does it matter?

-Birthday: May 25

-Birthplace: Konoha... =.= yeah, I wish...

-Lives In: hell

-Favorite Color: Black,Dark Blue, andRed!

-Hair Color: Black w/ a purplish shine, elbow length

-Eye Color: dark brown... brownies are yummy...

-Favorite Manga/Anime: ~Naruto ~Yu-Gi-Oh! ~Saiyuki ~Shaman King ~Dragon Ball (Z) ~Angelic Layer ~Hikaru no Go ~Rurouni Kenshin ~Yu Yu Hakusho ~Beyblade ~Ranma 1/2 ~Fruits Basket ~Gravitation

-Favorite Couplings: ~Yuugi/Yami Yuugi ~Ryou/Yami Bakura ~Seto/Jounochi ~Malik/Yami Malik ~Otogi/Honda ~Rei/Kai 0 ~Tala/Bryan ~Max/Tyson (cries evil dub!) ~Kenny/Dizzi ~Yoh/Anna ~HoroHoro/Ren ~Ren/Yoh ~Hao/Anna (one-sided) ~Hikaru/Akira ~Sasuke/Naruto (0)~Haku/Zabuza ~Iruka/Kakashi

-Most HATED Pairings: Anzu/ANYONE, Pegasus/ANYONE, ANYONE/OC, Seto/Yami, Seto/Yuugi, Seto/Anyone who insn't Jounochi, Yami/Bakura, Yami/Anyone who isn't Yuugi, Yuugi/Anyone who isn't Yami, Honda/Ryou (who was the 'genius' who came up with that?), Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata, Sakura/Naruto,Tyson/Kai (OMG! THE HORROR!) Rei/Max Mariah/Rei Hillary/Anyone Lee/Rei Salima/Rei (REI BELONGS TO KAI! YA HEAR ME!)